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| Saturday, November 7th, 2009 |
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(link) What the Bloody hell Malfoy? - She is mad. ouh shit I’m died. * Ouh God Malfoy spill it out?!! – That really started to piss me off - IwantUtoBeMyVacationSecretFriend- He was red as bee * At least after war my family well mostly my father have changed he wants me to “bright up” family name, shish Like I care about it everyone hates me anyway… ouh shit I’m lost I’m walking in this damn town and I’m lost, just damn Grate… ( Read more... ) |
| Saturday, October 24th, 2009 |
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In the spirit of upcoming Halloween I`d like to propose a little Babb inspired game - take one (or more) of these badfic quotes and, with either a drabble or a macro, provide a scary twist to them... Being scarier than some of these will be a feat, though. Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The Marbles. He planted a permenent sticking charm at the floor under "Belatrix" and she was stuck to the floor, fore ever!!! . Draco’s two voices (A: N which I have decided on calling his conscious and subconscious) had actually started to get along (A: N can you believe it: O) A story about the only person that Lard Voldemort ever loved, his niece. We follow Lady Tempest as she goes through a year at Hogworts, and see all the trials she faces. Even though they were sent to kill me that night, vampires are still very sexual. A very pretty blonde girl with ocean blue eyes, brick red lips and a very clear complexion except for the freckles going across her nose. She has a d bust and a butt, white teeth and very nice curves, stepped on the train of the Hogwarts Express for her first.......well sixth year of hogwarts, but shes been here before. Harry gasped loud. The man covered in Goo was SNAPE!! WARNING: Slash, Independent!Harry, Slave!Harry, Twin!Harry, Grey!Powerful!Harry Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways. “The baby will grow again if both parents want it.’ Madame Pomfrey looked at him with pity. ‘But now, he’s growing.’ Severus looked lovingly at his flat stomach. He had a constant morning sickness for the last eighteen years. He took of his pants and boxers to reveals his “secret weapon”. and she thinks she might also like ron Weasley a bit more than harry potter and she is very popular and can get any boy she likes of course becaue she is gorjus and has pretty sparkling robes and lots of friends that are now dead. Happy Halloween! |
| Friday, October 23rd, 2009 |
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(link) She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times. * Dear Cami, I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige and I had to go to Greace. Sure that was fun, but Hogwarts is better. The reason for that is I almost lost my necklace! I know it was horrible. I was doing the dishes, the tie broke and would have fell down the drain if my uncel Tom didn't cach it. Ahh, it was probaly the scariest thing in my life. How did you'r summer go? Did you get any letters from a serten someone (Sirius)? Did you fall off you'r broom again or have you never been on it since that? Ohhh, I'm so glad that we are finally friends. First and second year were murder, I'm sorry but if you don't like somone I think you should be a little bit more suddle opposed to tricking them in their sleep. * Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy. Each of my parents picked out two of my names from there heritage so I woulden't "loose myself" in a big world. My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with. Although I love all of my names Ea is my favriote, I think it's strong and destructive yet light and cheerful. ( Read more... ) |
| Monday, October 5th, 2009 |
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(link) Hi, my name is Star Mackenzie Ophelia Christine Amethyst Raphaella Tiffany Short. * I’m not actually British, I live in America, but I wanted to go to Hogwarts because that other French school (A/N: I can’t actually remember the name...) isn’t really any good, and only boys go to Durmstrang! I’m in Slytherin like all the other purebloods but I have friends from other houses as well like Harry and Hermione from Gryffindor Ron’s okay too I guess. I think Draco gets a bit jealous when I hang out with Harry because he doesn’t like him much, but he doesn’t understand how I feel about Harry – I think... (deep breath)... I think I’m in love with him. * My heart started beating fast when I saw Harry he had grown over the summer and got this sexy new haircut and stuff. ( Read more... ) |
| Saturday, September 26th, 2009 |
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| I apologize for the lack of updates. Life has been quite hectic lately and led me to neglect Babb, which I`ve been feeling very bad about. Anyway I promise a REAL update till the end of the week! And maybe even a Best Of soon... Thanks for understanding. |
| Saturday, August 1st, 2009 |
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Babb has reached three hundred memorable batches! (link) “ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning. * Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time. “ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling “ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said “ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night. ** (link) Author notes: Just playing I hope you enjoy, This is going to be narrated so there is kinda all knowing feel I hope. ( Read more... ) |
| Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 |
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I`d like to thank the member of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.(link) All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot. * She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said. * Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace. ( Read more... ) |
| Sunday, July 19th, 2009 |
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Squicky content in this batch. You were warned. ;) (link) “Harry Potter? Hurt?” Molly scoffed laughingly. “He's Shogun Dumbledore's personal champion, the best in the land with the sword and with magic. No harm will have come to him, you can be sure of that. Now you go and get yourself ready, dear – it wouldn't do to show Harry-sama that you'd been crying.” “Hai.” Hermione walked daintily to her room, careful not to step on the hem of her elaborate pale-blue kimono. * Cho was very popular with the customers, and used tricks and lies to get them to give her more money. She was also always bragging about how Harry had once spent the evening with her. Hermione knew, though, that Harry had never returned to Cho because she was bossy and mean, and he even suspected she had caused her previous favourite customer, the samurai Cedric, to be sent away to battle where he was killed. * She surveyed herself in the mirror again to make absolutely sure she looked perfect for Harry. Her hair shimmered like molten brown gold in the moonlight, her deep mahogany eyes gleamed soulfully, and her pale skin and delicate features gave her a mysterious air like a ghost or a yuki-onna. Her clothing covered but hinted tantalizingly at the elegance of her slender body with its well-placed curves. ( Read more... ) |
| Monday, July 13th, 2009 |
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(link) Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a title, a place that I wasn't willing to give up, just yet. ** (link) Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life… Five years later and all is good in Harry’s eyes all the old deatheaters are now his followers no one has tried to find Voldamort under Harry rain. Harry is with Pansy but has some fun on the side. Greg (Goyle) was with Hermione (who is still best friends with Ron) but only the Slytherins knew. Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him. * Everyone did as Harry instated and they all followed him. Mr Malfoy didn’t care that Harry and Draco kissed in front of him or doing anything they wanted to in any room. Harry was the Malfoy’s master and was it love with the boy of the household. He and Draco got on so well because of so many similarities but the got on with his cousin Holly Lasagne more because of likenesses in there child hood. ( Read more... ) |
| Thursday, June 25th, 2009 |
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(link) I am down stairs. It is from Hogwarts. I opened it and it says I am accepted. “I am accepted!” I yelled. * We are at the mall. We are walking around. We are in the store Areopastle. “Look at this tang top” I said. “It is so cute” Grace said. “You should get it Bella” Michelle said. “I will” I said. I bought the tang top. We are now sitting down and eating. Three teenage boys walked up to us and sat down across from us. “Can we help you?” Michelle said. “I am Josh” Josh said. He is sitting across from Michelle. “I am Jess” Jess said. He is sitting across from Grace. “I am Steve” Steve said. He is sitting across from me. “I am Grace” Grace said. “I am Michelle” Michelle said. “I am Bella” I said. “That is a pretty name Bella” Steve said. “Ok” I said. * I am home. Grace and Michelle went to there houses. The day past. I am asleep. ( Read more... ) |
| Monday, June 1st, 2009 |
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(link) “Here, let me try again,” Said Edward. “Hello Angela, I am Cedric Diggory.” Edward stuck out his hand; Angela shook it with an amazed smile on her face. “Oh. My. God. I can’t believe my friggen eyes. You are totally like a hero!” “You have got to be kidding me! Is anything fake anymore? So you’re saying Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Hogwarts is real?” “Yeah, and I could have won the triwizard tournament too if it wasn’t for that stupid, Lord Voldemort!” “Wait! But I was there in the crowd! I saw your dad run towards you and cry over your dead body! Now I know that you were faking but who was that man?” “He was an actor; Carlisle paid him to be my father.” ** (link) It was from the clinical beating he had received from his father, James, earlier that day. * His father would have beaten him if he had taken any more, and it was expected of submissives to be small and willowy, and never to be seen being greedy. ( Read more... ) |
| Friday, May 8th, 2009 |
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(link) Hermione was walking down the hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry . For some strange reason she was craving a good jump , possibly on a really bouncy trampoline . As she was rounding a corner , just to her left there a big door appeared . She stood there looking at it for awhile , then it finally clicked The Room of Requirement . ( a.n I don’t really remember if that’s what it’s called ) * What the f*** is that damn door doing there . Thought Snape angrily . God this day just keeps getting worse . He pushed through the door roughly and it closed behind him . But he was to surprised to notice . What he saw stunned him . Know-it-all Hermione Granger jumping on a trampoline giggling like a school girl with her first crush . He had seen some of the first year girls act this way . * For some strange and disturbing reason he wanted to surprise her . He took off his outer flowing robes which he wore to scare the kids attending the school . Pulled off his boots and soundlessly got on the trampoline . ( Read more... ) |
| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 |
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(link) (fics summary) Lily and James never died. Voldmort is dead. Lily was a pureblood. She never had a sister. Peter never happened. The Malfoy’s are still evil and so is ever one else in Slytherin. The houses are the same. Chris took the place of Peter. Chris is not a Traitor. Lorelei and Christopher got married before Rory and GiGi were born. The Gilmore’s and The Hayden’s are also pureblood’s. So are they Huntzberger’s but the Huntzberger’s are evil. Somewhat like in the show. They still have company in the muggle world as well as the magic one. Logan and Rory are 14. This takes place in their fourth year. * “Finn your sitting on a dog!” His mother screamed. “You did this!” Finn’s father pointed at Meagan and Zalika. “First of all ‘you’ is singular; if you mean both of us then it would be ‘they’. And ferret did it not me or her” Meagan stated ** (link) He wasn’t into males…was he? The pleasurable warmth remained in his heart whenever he did thought about the ebony hedgehog. Sonic moaned softly. Oh, why did this have to be so hard? Sonic grunted as someone or something slammed into him, as he trudged through the forest near Tails’ workshop. “Hey, watch it—” Sonic started before looking down and was surprised to see that he had ran into a human teenage boy. The boy groaned softly, rubbing his throbbing head. “Hey kid, you okay?” Sonic asked gently, seeing that the boy was trembling dangerously. Then the blue hero saw that the teen was soaked to the bone, and was he seeing things, or was that dark blood seeping down the boy’s right shoulder? The boy looked up, revealing bright emerald green eyes that held a feverish tint, and a jagged lightning bolt over his right eye. ( Read more... ) |
| Friday, April 10th, 2009 |
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(link) Albus Dumbledore go’s to a Muggle tattoo parlor for a new defense against the dark arts teacher. What has this got to do with evil experiments, Sirius black daughter and Severus Snape love life ? ever thing. * The girl had long dark ringlets hair, emaciated with pale skin and one large violet eye, the other eye was coved by a black satin eye patch. She was tall , lean, very handsome and had a demeanor of "casual elegance" but at the same time looked as hard as nails. * The Girl looked up at the old man and bilked once , Dumbledore had hoped for at least some suppress to his arrival but he suppose if you had seen as much as her you just didn’t get suppressed any more. ( Read more... ) |
| Sunday, March 29th, 2009 |
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(link) Hello, my name is Harry Potter. Last week, I participated in the Hogwarts talent show, doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. To my disbelief I won first place. I had spent weeks and weeks perfecting my dances. I thought that everyone in the Great Hall was going to have a heart attack when I finally took off the hat. What did they think, that all I was good for was killing Voldemort? ** (link) “Yes, of course. And I was going to ask, what were you going to name the baby?” “Uh, we were thinking about Stephen,” James jumped in. “Ew. James, gross! Stephen is an old guy’s name,” Lily interjected. “My husband’s name is Stephen,” muttered the young nurse angrily. Lily retreated into her pillows and had an apologetic look on her face. “How about Harry?” “Hmm.” James sat back into his chair, crumpling up the paper cup in his hand. “Simple, cute…. Easy to spell. Great!” * They stumbled into Dumbledore’s office just as Dumbledore finished combing his beard. “Ah, yes, Lillian and James Potter. James, I remember you, you nasty little mischievous boy.” James laughed his manly laugh ( Read more... ) |
| Monday, March 16th, 2009 |
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(link) “Hello Abi how was your holiday?” i asked as she bounced into my arms. “It was great, Black, James and me spent lots of time playing quiditch in James’s garden, and Black was officially adopted by the potter’s. Ummm what else happened, oh i know Emma and Remus are going out now.” I smiled at Abi, she was around 5ft 5 and had very short brown hair, she had the shortest fuse ever and if you annoyed her you were better off dead, she was also obsessed with quiditch, she was a chaser on the Gryffindor team. She lived next to James and his family. Hang on did i just call him James. OMG i did i called him James. Of course you did, that is his name. But OMG what is wrong with me, i think i’m going crazy. * Calm lily, calm. Don’t panic. If you panic it gets worse. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( Read more... ) |
| Sunday, March 8th, 2009 |
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This batch is dedicated to the awesome pica_scribit who recced every single fic featured below. (link) (from the author`s notes) Enjoy! I thank you for the ones that tell me of miss spelling. I spell it right when I put it on the computer. But when I send it to fan fiction. It leaves out some words. Please say it in a nice way. * Oh My Goodness. Hermione said inside her head. * "Now class seat down." Said Professor Mcgonagall Everyone went silent. "Every two years we gather three schools and have a very important event. The event is called the Yull Ball. The Yull Ball is a dance. You all need to go and you all will learn to dance. Now get a partner and they do not have to go with you to the dance . You may pick your own." Harry didn't want to pick anyone, he wanted to go with Hermione. But will she say yes. Harry got up to Hermione and asked.... "Will you dance with me?" "Okay." They danced. ( Read more... ) |
| Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 |
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Sorry for the relatively long absence. I was without an internet connection for almost three weeks and then RL most unexpectedly got in the way. Anyway, Babb`s back - hope it leaves you laughing with roar. ;) (link) Summery: This story is about a small boy called Harry who is abused by his relatives and he is very smart for his age. Young harry, smart harry, abused lonely harry, Harry knows that his father is alive and who he is and finds out he is adopted read on if your wish to, SS/HP father/son A.N: hello im the author ^_^ * Harry: okay /DISCLAIMERS: she dose not own Harry Potter or naruto if she did there would be a whole lot of yaoi pairings or farther/son families and the only thing she dose own is a character called roseabell onixandra riddle as she (the author) made her up and the author will point out bits in this story that she has made up and don’t really exist. Title Screen change ________And chapter end Parsons prov (Authors notes) “ Talking “ ‘Thoughts ‘ “SHOUTING” * My name is Harry short for Harold though the people (a.n: if they can be classed as a human) That im forced to live with call me boy or freak, Im five and half years old and live on number 4 privet drive, I started to go to school with baby whale (a.n or B.W for short) a few months back… ( Read more... ) |
| Saturday, January 17th, 2009 |
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Don`t forget about the newest Macro and Drabble contests. (link) She hissed, her voice a poison. Severus internally winced. He had been a little mean. Ok maybe A LOT mean, but hell the girl should know by now that he didn’t say nice things to young girls or boys even if the girl was beautiful. Severus paused. Wait a minuet. Beautiful? * “Miss Granger I…” “Severus may I barrow Miss Granger for a moment.” Minerva stepped into the room and Severus nodded. “Sure why not.” His voice dripping with sarcasm and Miss Granger threw a scowl at him. "I'lll be right there Professor MaGonagal. Good day Professor Snape." She got up and exited the door with Minerva. Once out the door Severus blew up. "Wreched Gryffandors! * "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK!!" the man hollered still angery. The older man laughed. "Oh come now Severus Miss Granger was having a MUCH worse day than you and she still managed to treat me with some reapect." ( Read more... ) |
| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 |
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Come on, don`t let it die! And give the latest Drabble Contest a chance as well. Lexie had flaming red hair and baby blue eyes were 5 ft and 5 in. Strawberry was a pretty girl. Very pretty indeed. There was no one prettier than Strawberry Vanilla Cocoabutterlove, no one prettier at all! Her bright, large, scarily-oversized eyes were the color of swirling winter sky, sparkling with beauty. And her hair was not strawberry at all, but it was pretty and burnished gold. It shined with beauty. She was so pretty, everyone swooned. When Harry got back he almost drop the drink, Ginny was wearing a very reaing piece, it was netting with patch of porpme meather, so couldn’t see her Boobies and other areas. |
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like cotton eye candy.
devious.
,-,.
like O:.
sore.
an all knowing feel.
compassionate like a snake.
stroked.
comfaibul.
week in the knees.
curioed.
most beautifulest.
suppressed.
like a raunchy old woman.
most interfered.
tryupent.