The Babbling Chronicles

Subject:	Best Of! Part 1– From CXVI To CLI
Time:	2:43 am.
Mood:	accomplished.

STANDARD MARY SUES:
Me name s Jennifer Arianna Xantha Artemis Lesedi Mélanie Roux but my friends say Jenna to me. My parents gave me lotsa names, because my mother was half italian and half greek, and my father half egyptian and half french and they wanted me to be international.
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"Ahh. I see you dont belong in a specific house. You need to be in all of the houses, but lets see. Not Slytherin or Gryffindor. Its Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. HUFFLCLAW!!" It screams. Both tables errupt in applause. 'Wow, I got two houses. So do I have 1 half for half of the year and 1 for the other?' "Can I just have Hufflepuff. Sorry Ravenclaw," I apoligize to the groans
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Hi, my name is Lydia D’esdemona Hypnotica Malice Tragedia Nightshade Aesthetica Maleficent Belladonna Deathblood Wentz and I have waist long raven hair with dark blue streaks and orange tips and green eyes that remind people of depressing swamps.
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Subject:	Best Of! Part 2 – From CXVI To CLI
Time:	2:45 am.
Mood:	accomplished.

“SEXUAL STUFFS”:
Hermione and Harry had a very deep relationship so they had sex every time they met. Professor Snape once caught them having sex in a cauldron during a potions lesson.

r05km: Like bonobos.
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