| The Babbling Chronicles ( @ 2006-09-26 22:43:00 |
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Part CIV - In bard daylight
Well, it`s been about three months already and there`s only so many times you can apologize for disappearing without explanation, I guess.
The upside however is that things are slowly getting on track and though I won`t be able to guarantee it, this journal will return to be regularly updated, if not on a weekly basis at least closer to that.
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(from the author’s notes)
Hey ok I’m not from America so I don’t know if it’s only in books they marry the students together for a project. I’m sorry if I get some of the details wrong but I’m putting my own interpretation on the idea because I don’t really know much about it.
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During the summer I was fortunate enough to visit Juniplough. For those of you who haven’t heard of Juniplough, it is the largest magic school in America.
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‘For a period of time, students are paired off by the teachers into ‘marriages’. Through the ‘marriage’ they learn basic yet essential life skills. These include sharing, compromising, discussing, deliberating and much more. In recent times, the couples have also been given a jewel to care for. The jewels are to represent responsibility, or as the students say- children. These jewels must never be left alone.’ Dumbledore took as sip from his goblet and continued.
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My light violet eyes are open wide, and look somewhat unnatural on my white face, and my silky black hair is messy from sleep, reaching a few centimetres above my waist. My little lavender nightgown goes halfway down my thighs, hanging loosely off of my petite shoulders with thin straps, keeping me cool in the hot summer weather.
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“Euge, Lils, I don’t think you’ve noticed” (which was Eugenia’s nickname) “but you guys only haven’t seen each other for a month and a half.” Said Jessabelle Sorensen (Midge for short) being her down to earth self. She was the advice-giver, boy-troubled-helper and most of all she was smart, and was Sirius Black’s tutor and girlfriend. She was short about 5,2 or so, almost half the size of Sirius, but apparently that’s why he loves her, so he can pick her up because she’s so small, hence the nickname Midge, like midget.
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They had all grown immensely, especially Peter which was strange considering that he still he resembled a mouse but finally looked like he had grown into his chubbiness. Remus was still the tallest at 6-5, then Sirius being 6-3. Not far form that was James having grown to his full height was now 6-2. And surprisingly Peter was close behind at 5-9. (an: I suppose if u’ve read other chapters you know what James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter look like, of course they resemble their amigi but I don’t really want to spend pages on what they look like)
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Name: Draco Malfoy
Hair: blond
Eye color: blue
Weight: 148 lbs.
Height: 5’10”
Birthday: July 9
Age: 18
House/Year: Slytherin/7th
Family: Lucius Malfoy (father), Narissa Malfoy (mother
Friends: Blaise Zambini, Goyle, Crabbe
People you despise: Pansy
People you just down right hate: Harry Potter, all the Weasleys, Hermoine Granger
Quidditch Position: seeker
Favorite Quidditch team: Bulgarian National Team
Favorite color: green and black
Favorite class: none
Favorite candy: anything sour
Favorite Band: Maroon 5, ACDC, White Snake, Simple Plan, etc.
Favorite food: chocolate, pasta, Mexican rice
Career: quidditch
Mudblood or Pureblood
Favorite movie:
Queen of the damned
Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Master and Commander: of the far side of/on the World
King Arthur
Rose Red
Matrix
Underworld
X-men
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Draco slamming his lips down on mine made me stopped me. He licks along my bottom lip wanting no begging for an entrance; I parted my lips and his tongue slipped in.
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I remembered the song my parents and I used to sing all the time before I went to Hogwarts. I started singing all of a sudden.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ...
Harry then joined me in singing:
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
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Blaise Zabini- what do I know about him? He's around 6 foot 2.. has this gorgeous olive-colored skin.. an Italian.. addicted to coffee. He has this black curly, messy hair and the bluest eyes you'd ever see anywhere.
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Hello my name is Shannon Granger-Malfoy-Potter-Weasley, yes I have relation all those people you see the six of us are in our seventh year at Hogwarts and we are probably the most feared, the most respected and yet the most envied people at scool.
Let me explain shall I?
Ok well I am Hermiones identical twin sister except my hair is longer and I dyed it black over the summer and she is married to Ron Weasley.
His sister, Ginny, is married to Harry Potter and I am married to Draco Malfoy.
We are the only students that were permitted to marry and live in a little house inside Hogwarts but that only tells you how I have two of my last names doesn’t it?
Well as well as being married to the most gorgeous slytherin I am also sleeping with my best friends’ Harry and Ginny. Both share a room and a bed with my husband and I.
So really I am married to Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter as much as I am married to my husband and if you asked them they would all say that they were married to each other as well.
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“STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT US YOU BASTARDS DOES IT REALLY CONCERN ANY OF YOU IF I SLEEP TWO MEN AND A WOMAN EVERY FUCKING NIGHT? STOP BLOODY STARING AT US AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING SEX LIVES YOU SICK FUCKS.” Ginny burst out suddenly as she stood up but that was huge mistake because no sooner had she stood she fell to the ground in an unconscious heap.
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“And what makes you think Harry or Draco were your boyfriends?” Ginny asked covering her mouth to hide a smirk.
“He kissed me.”
“Yea he does that to everyone, that’s why he’s a man whore, he does it to the occasional stranger on the street.” I said shaking my head as a recent Hogsmead trip came in to my head
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As if to prove our point Harry kissed both Albus and Severus on the mouth and Draco followed suit first kissing Severus then Albus.
When they were finished greeting their ‘father and grandfather’ they both came over and kissed us in turn, these kisses were passionate and soft. Then as if to push home our point they turned and kissed each other.
“Again they tell everyone they love them and they also kiss everyone they see but they only ever kiss us with tongue and they kiss you to say hello or goodbye or whatever else they think warrants a kiss.” I explained.
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Ginny gasped as Harry swayed dangerously before Draco caught him in his arms and steadied him again “Dudley you pig, the guy with the red hair is Ronald Weasley and the chick next to him is his wife Hermione they are my best friends the guy behind me with the blonde hair is Draco Malfoy he is also my best friend, and the woman next to you with her wand drawn is HIS wife Shannon, the one beside her is MY wife her name is Ginny you will come with us, you are our servant, and before you get any ideas in your little head I can use magic in this school just like every one else you will see walking these halls some of them know that you are my cousin and do not like you because of our history others just simply don’t like muggles either way no one here will hesitate to kill you so keep your fucking mouth shut and DO NOT say a word to any one.”
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Albus is a very smart man, a wise grandfather figure for us and he knows he won’t live for ever so he’s training the next generation of ‘Albus Dumbledore’s’ (us) which is why we get away with what we do; mostly because Albus has a reason for us doing what we do.
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Walking down the hall to Albus’ office I felt like I was in one of those movies where you see the good guys walking down a street or a hallway in slow motion on their way to saving the day from the bad guys.
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but then as that thought faded I imagined that when Voldemort was finally dead the good guys (that’s us) would walk towards the camera in equally slow motion but this time some kind of explosion was happening behind us.
Although when I was younger I always imagined that I was the only female in the group and we walked away from a car explosion dressed in black trench coats kind of across between Jessica Abla in Dark Angel (you know how she wears that out fit when she plays cat and meets Logan?) and David whatever his name is that played that vampire Angelus in that show about a vampire slayer and I always fantasized that I was the kick-ass leader and as we got closer to the camera the audience could see our big powerful automatic guns slung over our shoulder in a ‘DON”T MESS WITH US’ kind of way.
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Raylee was wearing black leather tights showing off her wafer thin body and a bikini top under an ankle length black leather trench coat. When she moved to shake everyone’s hand I noticed that her hair was unbelievably just as long as her trench coat and just as black she had three rings on her right hand and another three on her left and a chain around her neck and as I looked down I noticed that she had her navel pierced. She had bright blue eyes, that later we would discover changed color every now and then, we were also going to discover that she was a vampire and the ring that she wore on her left ring finger was her ‘sunscreen’ as she called it.
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“Yo, Drake? Take a chill pill babe.” Harry said getting up to comfort Draco.
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That dark coppery colored shoulder length hair made it look like she stood at about 5”3 but that didn’t help; I still couldn’t place her then I looked at her eyes they were blue, wait no they were, I felt my jaw drop as I realized that her eyes had changed from blue to gray then greenish gray and back to blue.
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The boys at Hogwarts made a point to annoy her. This "sport" was almost as popular as Quidditch. They were infatuated by her eyes and her curves, and all of the things on the outside. She was sure that very few of them knew her middle name (it was Meria) or her favorite color (deep purple). She hated being the object of their superficial fantasies.
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Once at a party at one of Sirius's relatives' houses, she introduced him to a woman named Arienrhod (A/N...a-rye-in-hood). Sirius never forgot her name or her face. She was pale from head to foot with long gold hair and a cold stare. Her smile was almost bone chilling....you could detect malice from the glint in her teeth to the smell of her perfume (it smelled like poison.) Arienrhod bent at the waist to look Sirius in the eye (he couldn't have been more than 8, and was abnormally tall: even bent as she was, she was taller than Sirius's mother) and curled her lip.
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"You have a visitor."Madame Mosley said rash and she led me into her office. "Linka this Mr.Lupin."' ...sounds a bit like an insult to me.
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I guess I should tell you a little about myself. I am Nikki, which is short for Monica Christine Maura Marguerite, Princess Royale of Shannogia. I am 15 and attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry all year and then spend my summers in Paris, the USA or the Palace. I must tell you I am half witch and half Veela.
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I am here in Paris! We have been shopping all day! I found my dress robes in a shop called Madam Milleena’s Million Robes for all Occasions. They are gorgeous! The color is lavender silk stitched with tiny sparkling flowers on the neckline and sleeves. I also got a pair for the Christmas ball at Hogwarts; those are pale blue glitter. I also got a pair of enchanted glass slippers with silver glitter heels. The slippers are enchanted so they will never break and never hurt your feet.
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(from the author`s notes)
This was a challenge set by my buddy The Hezzmeister (don’t ask). She said that I had to have: 1 Snape in Pokemon boxers and Pikachu slippers.
2 I have to incorporate the sentence, “I am pickle; hear me roar.”
3 Ron must be wearing a thong at some point.
4 Draco must have prettyful blond ringlets.
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Draco Malfoy was unhappy because it was valentines day and he was sitting in the grate Hall. without any friends. Everybody was receiving morning wol post with owls carrying letters and valentine parchmentz to everyone except him.
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And also, dumbleodre was twingking in his seat because he was getting a really big box from professor Ambdige and that contained a big toad that was marvelously green. Like Harry’s eyes
and he as too. The woldemort danger was there still. It was a happy valentine masquerade and Voldemort was dressed as a panther.
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Harry was getting very many letters and DAraco thought them were love letters and they came singing and smelling good. And a thousand doves werer delivering them to him coming down from the windows above and they were left in the hall flying in a heart-shaped circle above the Boy Who Lifed and then there was this one dove, like, it was not flying in the nineteen procet angle in the heart’s turning point and it dropped down on its peak and others dropped too and evetrfyone screamed. Except. Him.
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Hernione was a happy girl too because Goyle had sent her a rose that was sinning Happy birthday and casting golden love dust a,ll over.
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Minerva MacGonnagag was having a gift from Hagrid. It contaminated a balst.ended Skerwt and a Buckbeak. She was smi,ling happily ever after.
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And Snape WAS sending a Polyjuice Potion gift for the new DADA techer who drank it happily and became a fairy.
Draco opened the Veela princesses gift and he got a magical shining fountain which was shining with rainbows and he was awe sturk. It was the most bealtyfil things he had ver seen.
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And she divinated that it was a magical vela pirncess that would marrydraco and there would be a big marriage barty tomorrow with pink dresses and Harry would be so jealoy!!!!!!!!!!
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The love squid everywhere
Doves singing and cooing and here they were!
The magical forest singing along
The magical castle singing a song!
Valentina’s day was extryingful.
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And then Gabrielle (Fluors twin siister) got a persent from Charlie Weasley and it was a small dragon.
Which would grouw big in the future. Very big, cuz it was a dragon too.
Oohy what a Veela, like a Sheela from beaty and the brgyutuful.
The magical twin brother John wrote a poem too!
It was for Lavender Brwon. It was a pretty bad poem so we’re not publishing int.
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"Going shopping….with me." He said and sat on his side, just looking at her, he knew that it would be dangerous to walk in bard daylight like himself, so he knew some spells to change his look.
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"I would like to get to my volt, Zod Evilcleaver." Draco said normally, as if nothing was going on.
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"We have, Miss Granger, The Shining Through robes. They are a Glamorous pink satin sweeps over white satin at bust and side on this must have strapless gown. Glittering rhinestones highlight the unavoidable splendor of this dress. Open back is magnificent with a hidden back zipper. The Fabric Contents of Polyester." Madam Kenya said to her.
Thanks to:
Emii B for the Madame Mosley fic quote, the Princess Royale of Shannogia fic quotes, the “challenge set by The Hezzmeister” author`s notes abd the twingking! Dumbledore fic quotes
Itsbeenvery for the Zod Evilcleaver fic quotes