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Current mood: like petals would over night
Current music:the Hogwarts school song with the tune of "Like a Virgin"

Part CCI - her voice horse
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Well, not really hate, now, considering Draco had come into his Veela inheritance last year and had found out that Harry was his mate. At first he had been furious, but after awhile, he got used to the idea, and was starting to like the boy. It didn’t hurt that Harry was the most beautiful student at Hogwarts, either.
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And he was so small and delicate; Draco feared someone would try to hurt his mate. He had often heard some of the crueler Slytherins talking about how they’d like to take the green eyed, midnight haired beauty for themselves. Girls were jealous of Harry’s full, kissable pink lips and thick, curly eyelashes, and often tried to duplicate the look for their own. Draco was worried, though. If Harry had been in trouble of being attacked before, there would be virtually no stopping whoever wanted him now. Such was the curse of the Veela, that once one found their mate, the mate was either made submissive, or if they already were, they would be like a small child, fearful of any one other then their mates until they were successfully bonded. But, not only was the mate forced to be submissive, they would emit an untraceable aura, that made people crave the submissive, and increase their desire to have him for their own.
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Satan’s Angels was a group of four girls, Mel, Violet, Chloe and Lee. Each of their nickname’s was after an angel and it’s definition. Mel was Amitel (Ami) Violet was Liwet (Lu coming from Liw) Chloe was Raphael (Faye coming from Pha) and Lee was Hayyel (Hai coming from Hay). Each of the names were very accurate for these girls. Each of them descended from an Angel of some sort Amitel meant Angel of truth (Mel could sense when someone was lying or not), Liwet meant Angel of Invention (Violet could invent things other kids could only dream of, never getting it wrong and create within minutes) Raphael meant Angel of Healing (Chloe could heal any cut or wound and take away physical pain) and Hayyel meant Angel of Animals (Lee could turn into any animal she wished and communicate with them whilst in human form). They were pranksters. They were the female Marauders.

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Darkened Death were Severus, Lucius, Bellatrix and Narcissa. Poison was Narcissa, Stab was Lucius, Shoot was Bellatrix and Bleed was Severus.
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ok my friend want a Hplotr crossover and she want Harry paired with one of the characters in Lotr but she doesn’t like slash and I don’t know much about the female characters in the book so we both can be Happy I am going to make Harry a female, so how different will the normal LotrHp crossover be with a kick ass FEMALE Harry.
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Causing him to crash down to the ground where Harriet aimed her blade and separated his head form his body; ending the life of the darkest lord in a century in that one blow.
Harriet after she finished that blow stood there and stared at the body of Voldermort, wondering just what she would do know. Sighing Harriet turned around to walk away, only to pause in mid step when she saw just who was behind her. Her old back stabbing friend, Hermione and Ron As well as the meddling, manipulative old goat fucker Dumbldore.
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And than they three of them ride into the night. They right to an unknown world. First they right to the lake shores they take three wooden boots and the carefully put their horses in it.
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“She has fallen down the stairs!” Draco says.
“Draco, don’t you say that you have dropt her! Our honoured quest!” Profesor Snape cries.
“No, Sir she slipped! But still I am ashamed! Deeply ashamed! A Malfoy who let a lady fall is really a scandal! I Fear that my ancestors are turning around in their graves and that they already lay six feet deeper1 I can hear them!” Draco cries.
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But Draco does it in the wrong way! Instead of just stinging in his finger he cuts his whole left hand. He screams out in pain! But still he spreads the blood across Maira Macha’s forehead. But he has offered too much blood! Than a wave of pain hits is body! It’s just like he is hit by lightning. And than Draco does something very unusual! He telepathically calls Severus Snape for aid! He doesn’t know that since than a telepathic connection will be formed, a connection between their souls. A connection that will change their lives forever!
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He carries Draco’s unconsciousness form in his arms down the many stairs that lead to hiss office.
Harry, Ron and Hermoine look at him in amazement.
“Well, professor I never knew that you were you strong!” Ron says in surprise.
Professor Snape looks at him with a mysterious smile on his lips.
“I am full of surprises, Mister Weasly! “ Professor Snape answers.
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“Don’t be afraid Draco! I wouldn’t let you done! I will fight for you! I wouldn’t let you die! I promise that you will survive! I promise” Snape says while a tear streams down his cheeks and falls on Draco’s chest.
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Severus Snape can’t stand it anymore. He has left Draco alone and know he is in his room while he crying out loud. So that no one can here him.
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“They have taken him away! He is kidnapped!” Snape cries.
“No my friend, Draco isn’t kidnapped. Miss Macha and her brothers have taken him to Avalon to heal him. And they will bring him back when he gets well. You don’t have to worry about him. He is save Severus. “ Dumbledore says.
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“And what exactly will happen if you do it the wrong way?”Snape asks.
“It is different what happens but I know stories about witches or wizard who died during this kind of contact!” Dumbledore answers.
Severus Snape is shocked by this news. This isn’t what he had suspected.
“What, do you mean that you can die if you do it the wrong way?’ Snape cries.
“Yes, but it doesn’t mean that it has to happen! It’s a possibility. But if you do it the right way you will enjoy this new way of communication. “Dumbledore explains.
“Have you ever had a souls bound with someone?”Snape asks.
“No,but a friend of mine had.
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Rivers of emotion linked our eyes together. I could feel his terrible anger and possessiveness about me.
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It scared me, that someone could be so much like a thunderstorm, so unpredictable, so dominant, yet it also made my groin ache and a wild animalistic urge to want him inside of me, thumping, throbbing, needing.
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Soon my vision became dark as a raven’s feathers and the world seemed to take on new shapes as I slowly slipped into myself and closed, like petals would over night.
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I now cease to be Lily de Orchid, onetime Lily Daggersbit of the clan of Evans
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I picked up a small, blunt piece with some blood on it and slipped it in my pocket. I wanted some of my mother to remember her by and what better thing than her blood?
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Now, Harry and I are wizards. We are male witches pretty much. I run a wizarding school called Hogwarts that is many miles away from here. There me and my staff teach young people like Harry how to use magic. Now, my dear, you are an extremely unique creature. You may not know it but your purple eyes are a sign of it. When a wizard and a witch, well, love each other very much and decide to, umm, reproduce, they ususally have a young magic folk. Your mother was a witch and your father was a wizard. It makes it extrememly rare especially seeing as how, some people like to call them, both your parents were purebloods, or in other words, came from a long line of wizards and witches. Your father was a powerful helper of Lord Voldemort and fell in love with your mother. She had you around the time your father was sent to Azkaban where he still stays to this day. Now, some magiculas, that is what you are, a magicula, develope their powers when they are older and that is why I am telling you all of this instead of brainwashing you. Am I making sense to you so far?" the Professor stopped and took a deep breath while looking at me.
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(the fic`s summary)
Lily Evens Snape loves one thing more than being with her husband, being sandwiched between him and the Dark Lord.
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Lily Evens Snape finished her make-up, thick dark eyeliner, and bright green eye shadow to match her beautiful eyes. She wore dark burgundy lipstick, which was about three shades darker than her short curly red hair. Tight black leather pants encased her mile long legs, and were tucked into knee high shiny black healed boots. A bright silver and white corset top encased her ample chest and flat stomach. A sliver chain dangled around her stomach held together by a skull clasp. Diamonds encased in platinum dangled from her ears in the shapes of snakes.
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Tom didn’t stop to see if she was prepared, he didn’t give a fuck weather she was ready, instead he grabbed her hips and impaled her on his hard fuckstick.
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(from the author`s notes)
Now on to my writing style. I am telling you this now! I CAN NOT WRITE WELL. I can’t spell very well either but I want to get this out of my head. Maybe one day I might go back to this and rewrite it but no guarantees. Also I do get typos and sometimes I miss them so if you come across a weird word think of something that looks like it, that’s probably what I’m going for.
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We where able to solve part of the Prophacy.
Born To Stag and Flower:
The Stag is Obviusly James and The flower is me.
Hailed as the Princess of the Vampires and Elves:
She will be reconnised as not only The ruler of Avalon but The First ruler of Lemuria since our Mother.
she shall Purify the corrupted of the wizardry world with power the Goat knows not:
She will have power Albus Knows Not, Probably her Elfish and Vampires Heritage, and will use it to Purify the ministry.
Sided By the Dragon, Goddess, Gryffon, Firebird , snake, Wolf, and Dog she shall begin her Destiny
We don't know about The Dragon, Goddess, Griffin, Firebird or snake, But we believe the Wolf and Dog are her Godfathers: Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
I had a Baby Girl Pet, She is Beautiful. Her name is Anastasia Evangelina Lilith Potter. It was the Hardest thing i Have ever done, Charming her to appear a boy.
Petunia There is one more thing before i let James Continue.
I Lady Lillian Xenia Evans-Potter Do hereby Denounce The Marriage of One Petunia Lena Evans to Vernon Eugene Dursley.
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Petunia finished reading that part and not two minutes latter an golden Glow began to bask her. minutes latter Petunia had changed. Her Once horse like Apperance changed to that of a beutiful Heart shaped face with high Cheekbones and elegent Eyebrows. Her once dull Lanky Blond hair was now long and Wavy Sun kissed. her Dull blue eyes where now an Bright Sky blue. she now stood at 5'5 instead of 5'7.
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Petunia may not have been a witch like Lily or a half elf and half Vampire...and she may have been adopted but she had always been a Evans.
(...)
She was a full Elemental Elf...she controlled Earth and Had one Special gift, Psychokinesis. the art to move thing with your mind that you cant see. she had stopped when Vernon forced her too marry Him.
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she Found Her sister's Owls for all seven years, ten full diary's she knew belonged to Lily and an amulate. the amulete Was an Choker like Neckless with an Oval Emerald Jewl with an center of Blood Stone, she reconised as Lily's Amulate indicating her as the second aldest Princess.
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two weeks latter Sirius Black was a free man and one Ebony Black nee Evans was ethustuaclly for her husband of a year.
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she was 1/3 vampire, which made her very Agile, and calm, 1/3 Elf, which gave her the ability of Air and Telekinesis, and finally she was 1/3 Werewolf. Unlike her father she didn't transform into a wolf every full moon, but every Half moon.
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She was Half Vampire, and a quarter Elf, which was possible because the Black family was known for having creature Decedents though very few knew it was the Vampire.
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Finally was the eldest, Ana. Anastasia Potter was the crowned Princess of Both Avalon and Lemuria. she was Half Elf and 1/3 Vampire and 1/3 Veela. Though unknown, James Potter had been half elf and half Veela. she was the first Princess of two different races, but she was also a Warrior. At the age of Five Ana had been very insistent that along with her ice skating lessons she train too be a hunter...or Warrior as they where called in Avalon.
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Jacob and both her and Ava went towards The Living suit where Her uncle would most reassuringly be.
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she could hear her heart beat weakinging.
she threw her now saphire blues eyes towards her turturer and spoke, her voice horse form the pain.
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“The new girl, Bekka Fisher. She’s got gorgeously straight golden brown hair and pale green eyes. She’s Reminiscent of Angels.” Laynie grinned at us.
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“so anyway, we need to get the FK out of here.” Luna walks away. “Where are you going?” says harry. “Im gonna go look for the porn section.” Says luna, and walks off happily. “Well theres no porn apperantly I looked for hours. I guess a romance novel section is good enough.” Says luna, in her mind. Luna finally remembers something important. “OH MY GOSH SUBLIMINAL SEX I FORGOT ABOUT IT!!”(subliminal sex is a song that gives you sexual pleasure if you listen to it.) Luna puts down the romance novel and runs to hermoine and harry. “uh hi…. Theres no porn.” Hermoine and harry look at her. “Uh, we figured.” Luna gets sad. “Well, wheres my wand?” says luna. Hermoine says “I think you left it at Hogwarts. What do you need it for?” Luna smiles “To masturbate.” Says luna, smiling. Hermoine gets surprised and tells something to luna.“What?! YOU USE YOUR WAND TO MASTURBATE? YOU CAN’T DO THAT IT WONT WORK AS WELL.” Luna laughs. “oh that explains it.” Harry potter laughs back “that’s fking stupid. You use your wand to masturbate?! Im surprised you don’t use a fking dildo to cast spells.” Hermoin gets mad.
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Luna has nothing to do, so she just sits on the bed and thinks about a porn video she saw on the internet when she was younger. It involved a girl who looked like her and a girl who looked like Hermione. Surprisingly, this aroused her. Since she was horny, she decided to masturbate. But then she changed her mind. Something popped into her head. “hmm… harry potter…. Sex… condom section.” She ran to the condom section and got a condom. Wow, she has to think before she talks. She put it on harry and had sexual fun with him while he was sleeping. Luna makes pleasure noises, but there quiet. However, harry is a very light sleeper. Her pleasure noises woke him up. “yawn…I wonder what that nice orgasmic feeling is… wait, LUNA?! WHAT THE HL?! WHAT THE FK ARE YOU DOING?! Hermione wakes up. She doesn’t even notice whats going on. She tells harry to watch his language, and then goes back to sleep. Luna smiles “hold on im almost done.” Harry gets mad “I DON’T CARE, YOU HORNY PERVERT!! WHY ARE YOU SO NAUGHTY? I MEAN, I WAS FKING SLEEPING!! WHY THE FK ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH HAVING SEX WITH ME?! YOUR 14!!” Luna is finally done, and she gets off him and takes off the condom and throws it away and goes to sleep, blushing. Harry smiles “OH THANK GOD YOUR DONE!!”
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Hermione the Goblin Princess barely looked twenty five she sure didn’t look a hundred years old nor did she look like any mere mortal. Her golden brown hair laid in rivers of rings against her back, her soft peach colour face seemed to glow and her cinnamon eyes were afire with flames none could ever understand.
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Now an adult Draco has had many hardships through his life… his mother leaving his father… joining the golden trio… helping defeat Voldermort beside his best friend Draco is facing his hardest challenge when Bellatrix Lestrange makes one last fury filled attack against Draco and sends his godson Teddy Lupin to the underground where Draco must face the labyrinth and the goblin king.
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A week later they got a call from the doctor they visited who confirmed Remus was pregnant. Remus didn’t answer the phone, but he knew that was what had happened when Sirius ran into their room, picked him up off of their bed bridal-style, and spun him round the room singing.
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Draco inwardly cursed himself for gaping too long, for when he snapped back the Sorting Hat had already finished its crap of a song. As if it’s bigger than my mansion. The Hat sounded as if it had just come from inside a laundry machine with Alcohol as a substitute for water and Coccaine for detergent.
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"Now, students, before we go off to bed, let us sing our school song!" she said, "everyone pick their favourite tune, and off we go!"
Harry chose to sing the song using the tune of his favourite song, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna. Draco sang it with Madonna's song, "Love Parade", the only Muggle song he liked.
After everyone finished belting out their songs, Hermione finishing last with "I will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston, P. McGonagall gave them the 'okay' sign to leave for the dorms.
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“Isn’t that romantic, Herm?” Pansy smiled at Hermione.
“I want a kid too, Panse...” Hermione said, smiling at her wife.
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“I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, MALFOY!” Harry creamed, pushing for all that he was worth.
“One more push, Harry.” The Healer looked up from between his legs.
“I-AHHH-AM PUSHING-UUUUUUH-AS MUCH AS I-AUHHHHHUAHHH-CAN!” Harry roared, squeezing Draco’s hand as hard as he could. It was turning blue, having been through him during all the twelve hours of labor.
“Harry, love, relax. A few more, and the baby will be out.” Draco said



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[info]thelittlebudgie
2008-09-05 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Her old back stabbing friend, Hermione and Ron As well as the meddling, manipulative old goat fucker Dumbldore.

But where was Albus?

Her Once horse like Apperance changed to that of a beutiful Heart shaped face with high Cheekbones and elegent Eyebrows. Her once dull Lanky Blond hair was now long and Wavy Sun kissed. her Dull blue eyes where now an Bright Sky blue. she now stood at 5'5 instead of 5'7.

Makeover Petunia? Now I've seen everything.

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[info]la_fono
2008-09-05 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Makeover Petunia? Now I've seen everything.

Aaand this is why I love HP fandom. It's trope-spotter's heaven; there's at least one of everything. Awesome. Also, I want to be kissed by a wavy sun. Sounds hot!


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[info]valis2
2008-09-05 05:26 pm UTC (link)
And than Draco does something very unusual! He telepathically calls Severus Snape for aid!

"Hello, Snape? Yes, it's me, Draco. What? No, you're not crazy. I need aid! Hello? Snape? Yes, I said it's me, Draco. Draco. D-R-A-C-O. No, you're not hearing voices. Well, just mine, I suppose. I'm calling you telepathically. I said, 'telepathically.' TELEPATHICALLY!! Listen, I need aid. This stupid Mary Sue fell down the stairs, and it's impugned my honor and the honor of all the Malfoys, and my father's going to be really pissed about the blood... I said, 'fell down the stairs,' not musical chairs. FELL DOWN THE--oh, sod it all, I'll just walk to the next room and tell you in person."

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[info]the9thdoctor
2008-09-06 10:09 am UTC (link)
*sporfle*

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[info]bebecatty
2008-09-09 10:51 pm UTC (link)
ROFL

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[info]citharize
2008-09-05 05:39 pm UTC (link)
“I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, MALFOY!” Harry creamed, pushing for all that he was worth.

...My, that's a romantic thing to yell out while orgasming...

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[info]cheryl_bites
2008-09-05 08:39 pm UTC (link)
But it'd still be a cut above 99% the sex scenes we read here.

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[info]sonnekinde
2008-09-06 09:38 am UTC (link)
I think he's in labour.

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[info]zoepaleologa
2008-09-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Satan’s Angels was a group of four girls, Mel, Violet, Chloe and Lee. Each of their nickname’s was after an angel and it’s definition. Mel was Amitel (Ami) Violet was Liwet (Lu coming from Liw) Chloe was Raphael (Faye coming from Pha) and Lee was Hayyel (Hai coming from Hay). Each of the names were very accurate for these girls. Each of them descended from an Angel of some sort Amitel meant Angel of truth (Mel could sense when someone was lying or not), Liwet meant Angel of Invention (Violet could invent things other kids could only dream of, never getting it wrong and create within minutes) Raphael meant Angel of Healing (Chloe could heal any cut or wound and take away physical pain) and Hayyel meant Angel of Animals (Lee could turn into any animal she wished and communicate with them whilst in human form). They were pranksters. They were the female Marauders.

...they were Mary Sues...


Edited at 2008-09-05 06:19 pm UTC

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[info]seekingnevada
2008-09-06 03:05 pm UTC (link)
I've been trying to work out why yours sounds better as well as more accurate. It's the triplicate!

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[info]la_fono
2008-09-05 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Satan’s Angels was a group of four girls, Mel, Violet, Chloe and Lee. Each of their nickname’s was after an angel and it’s definition. Mel was Amitel (Ami) Violet was Liwet (Lu coming from Liw) Chloe was Raphael (Faye coming from Pha) and Lee was Hayyel (Hai coming from Hay).

Aw, wot no satin angles? *sulk*
Also: What?!


He carries Draco’s unconsciousness form in his arms down the many stairs that lead to hiss office.

Snape is just THAT Slytherinny.


After everyone finished belting out their songs, Hermione finishing last with "I will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston, P. McGonagall gave them the 'okay' sign to leave for the dorms.

Hermione singing "I will always love you"? I'd actually like to see that! That, and McG's sister, Priscilla.

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[info]cheryl_bites
2008-09-05 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Hermione singing "I will always love you"? I'd actually like to see that! That, and McG's sister, Priscilla.

Who only sings Elvis?

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[info]beardedtroll
2008-09-05 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Darkened Death were Severus, Lucius, Bellatrix and Narcissa. Poison was Narcissa, Stab was Lucius, Shoot was Bellatrix and Bleed was Severus.

"We were Goth before Goth became popular. Never got much in the way of gigs, though."

and she want Harry paired with one of the characters in Lotr but she doesn’t like slash and I don’t know much about the female characters in the book

So pair him with a random, female orc. I'd read it.

“Well, professor I never knew that you were you strong!” Ron says in surprise.

"There's strong, and then there is Snape strong."

I wanted some of my mother to remember her by and what better thing than her blood?

Uh... Her silver earrings? Her wedding ring? An old photo of her? A locket with her picture? A book she cherised? A lock of her hair? Her favorite pair of shoes? A letter she'd written? Her favorite doll she'd kept from when she was a girl? There's quite a few other things that would be better than her blood. In fact, it's not a short list!

Now, Harry and I are wizards. We are male witches pretty much.

"Pretty much? Are you or aren't you?"
"I'm very male witch, and Albus is pretty much," Harry clarified.
"Not according to the fan-fiction, Harry." Dumbledore reminded him.
"Oh will you shut up about the fan-fiction already."

she was 1/3 vampire, which made her very Agile, and calm, 1/3 Elf, which gave her the ability of Air and Telekinesis, and finally she was 1/3 Werewolf. Unlike her father she didn't transform into a wolf every full moon, but every Half moon.

Her children, then, transformed into wolves every one shilling, three pence moon, and her grandchildren every ten shilling moon (it should, by right, have been every eight penning after rounding, but inflation was a bitch.)

Anastasia Potter was the crowned Princess of Both Avalon and Lemuria. she was Half Elf and 1/3 Vampire and 1/3 Veela.

So she was a bit on the big side, but that just meant there was more to love.

she threw her now saphire blues eyes towards her turturer and spoke, her voice horse form the pain.

"Turturer" sounds like a Hallmark Card version of a torturist: pink, frilly hood, rose-covered wooden horse, luxurious velvet sheets on the rack, red-hot thongs with handles shaped like the neck of swans...

“What?! YOU USE YOUR WAND TO MASTURBATE? YOU CAN’T DO THAT IT WONT WORK AS WELL.”

As well as what?

where Draco must face the labyrinth and the goblin king.

B.... B.... Bwahahahahahaha! Oh gods of yore, that is fucking precious.




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[info]volandum
2008-09-05 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Exciting breeding fractions!

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[info]r_a_black
2008-09-05 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Girls were jealous of Harry’s full, kissable pink lips and thick, curly eyelashes, and often tried to duplicate the look for their own.

I'd be weirded out if a guy looked girly enough for me to want to duplicate his look.

Satan’s Angels was a group of four girls, Mel, Violet, Chloe and Lee.

Okay, so I want to see the explanation behind Chloe's name. I sort of see the connection of the names for the others, but hers doesn't make shit of sense, which is no wonder since I doubt "Satan's Angels" would ever include a "Chloe". Chloe was Raphael (Faye coming from Pha) -.-

Liwet meant Angel of Invention (Violet could invent things other kids could only dream of, never getting it wrong and create within minutes)

A Series of Unfortunate Events, anyone?

I picked up a small, blunt piece with some blood on it and slipped it in my pocket. I wanted some of my mother to remember her by and what better thing than her blood?

O snap! Should I not have given my mother a necklace on her birthday?

She was Half Vampire, and a quarter Elf, which was possible because the Black family was known for having creature Decedents though very few knew it was the Vampire.

Oh God no, I've had enough on vampires to last me another century. Especially if they sparkle.

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[info]evelanstoneleaf
2008-09-05 07:48 pm UTC (link)
A Series of Unfortunate Events, anyone?
*Raises hand* I got that one.
But keep in mind, that's a good book with a lot of grammar and life lessons in it. Do you realy think that the suthors have read it?

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[info]eir_de_scania
2008-09-05 07:44 pm UTC (link)
I am going to make Harry a female, so how different will the normal LotrHp crossover be with a kick ass FEMALE Harry.
***Don't know about the crossover, but female!Harry is old and tried. Not to mention tired.

And than they three of them ride into the night. They right to an unknown world. First they right to the lake shores they take three wooden boots and the carefully put their horses in it.
***I take it the horses are My Little Ponies or something. No way the word "carefully" could be used about loading real horses on a boat...

She ran to the condom section and got a condom. Wow, she has to think before she talks. She put it on harry and had sexual fun with him while he was sleeping. Luna makes pleasure noises, but there quiet. However, harry is a very light sleeper. Her pleasure noises woke him up.
***But not her having "sexual fun" with him?

VIRGIN'S SHOULD'T WRITE PORN!

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[info]vvvexation
2008-09-06 03:39 am UTC (link)
I take it the horses are My Little Ponies or something.

What other kind of horse could fit in a boot?

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[info]elethian
2008-09-05 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Draco had come into his Veela inheritance last year

What he was going to do with all those blond wigs when he was already a blond, he had no idea.

Satan’s Angels was a group of four girls, Mel, Violet, Chloe and Lee.

Oh god! Is this "Sidehackers" fanfic?

Darkened Death were Severus, Lucius, Bellatrix and Narcissa. Poison was Narcissa, Stab was Lucius, Shoot was Bellatrix and Bleed was Severus.

Stabs shoots and leaves?

No, no, wait -- Bellatrix Black, in the conservatory, with the badfic!

they right to the lake shores they take three wooden boots and the carefully put their horses in it.

Um, no, not the horse in the shoes, you're supposed to but stuff *for* the horse in the shoes, and then Saint Nicholas -- oh never mind.

“Have you ever had a souls bound with someone?”Snape asks.
“No,but a friend of mine had.


"Hmmm, yes, I see. And tell me, did this 'friend' remember to use a condom?"

Now, some magiculas, that is what you are, a magicula

They go around draining things of their magic?

She was a full Elemental Elf...she controlled Earth and Had one Special gift, Psychokinesis.

Yeah, or psycho*something*, anyway.

finally she was 1/3 Werewolf. Unlike her father she didn't transform into a wolf every full moon, but every Half moon

Why not every 1/3 moon?

Wow, she has to think before she talks.

Yeah, wow! Just imagine if you had tried the same thing!

She put it on harry and had sexual fun with him while he was sleeping.

*sporfle* ICON PLZ

her cinnamon eyes were afire with flames none could ever understand.

I sure don't understand it.

The Hat sounded as if it had just come from inside a laundry machine with Alcohol as a substitute for water and Coccaine for detergent.

Pity the Hat is dry clean only.

“I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, MALFOY!” Harry creamed, pushing for all that he was worth.

Now that's hate-sex.

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I just couldn't resist...
[info]molo_audace
2008-09-05 09:42 pm UTC (link)

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[info]elethian
2008-09-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
What's extra funny is that AFAIK, the name "Lemuria" really does refer to lemurs.

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[info]ryttu3k
2008-09-05 10:45 pm UTC (link)
“Harry, love, relax. A few more, and the baby will be out.” Draco said

Out of WHERE? o.O

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[info]elethian
2008-09-05 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Good question.

For certain values of "good".

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[info]i_claudia
2008-09-05 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Good lord, this batch is even more "spork out my eyes now pls!"-worthy than usual. It's even brought me out of lurkdom.

I am telling you this now! I CAN NOT WRITE WELL. I can’t spell very well either [...] Also I do get typos and sometimes I miss them so if you come across a weird word think of something that looks like it, that’s probably what I’m going for.

Say no more. No, really. The world would be a better place.

And I think I need some brain bleach after that Luna/Harry fic...

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[info]anacoluthon
2008-09-06 03:01 am UTC (link)
Luna has nothing to do, so she just sits on the bed and thinks about a porn video she saw on the internet when she was younger.

2 girls 1 cauldron?

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[info]beardedtroll
2008-09-06 03:30 am UTC (link)
"Wandless Magic XII"

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[info]spoofmaster
2008-09-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
Poison was Narcissa, Stab was Lucius, Shoot was Bellatrix and Bleed was Severus.

Unfortunately, as soon as the Marauders caught wind of these nicknames, Severus more or less universally became known as "Nose Bleed."

First they right to the lake shores they take three wooden boots and the carefully put their horses in it.

So they turned right to reach a place between two lakes (thus they were at multiple shores), bringing three wooden shoes with them. They carefully put their horses in something, I'm not sure what...possible some sort of storage unit (I'm imagining them disassembling the horses and wrapping the parts in bubble wrap).

Lily Daggersbit

...I initially read that as "Daggershit." What kind of excrement does a bladed weapon produce?

Lily Evens Snape

Poor Snape has become so desperate that he created a clone of Lily. :( Too bad the process glitched up and gave her "mile long legs" (the poor girl can't even fit her legs in the house).

she Found Her sister's Owls for all seven years, ten full diary's she knew belonged to Lily and an amulate. the amulete Was an Choker like Neckless

So all the owls that were sent to Lily for seven years got trapped in the attic and died, leaving a nice owl skeleton collection for Petunia to find at this point. Also, Lily cowrote ten diaries with either a sentient necklace or someone named Amulete who liked to choke people and shared Vernon's lack of a neck.

she was 1/3 vampire, which made her very Agile, and calm, 1/3 Elf, which gave her the ability of Air and Telekinesis, and finally she was 1/3 Werewolf. Unlike her father she didn't transform into a wolf every full moon, but every Half moon.
Disregarding the failure at genetics...this means that she looks a bit like Dobby, can't go outside when the sun is shining, and turns into whatever 1/3 of a wolf would be not once, but twice each month.

Finally was the eldest, Ana. Anastasia Potter was the crowned Princess of Both Avalon and Lemuria. she was Half Elf and 1/3 Vampire and 1/3 Veela.

The extra sixth of a person manifested itself in the form of an unsightly growth on her neck.

her voice horse form the pain.

If a clothes horse is a frame on which to hang drying clothes, is a voice horse a receptacle for voices?

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[info]ryuu_no_namida
2008-09-06 07:01 am UTC (link)
This is what I get for reading badfic late at night without my glasses. I just read "ample chest" as "armpit chest" three times.

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[info]seekingnevada
2008-09-06 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Now that, my dear, sounds like quite a good premise for trolling.

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[info]the_good_ship
2008-09-07 11:28 pm UTC (link)
"Harry chose to sing the song using the tune of his favourite song, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna."

I played "Like a Virgin" on my iPod, and tried to sing the Hogwarts song along to it, to see what this would sound like, but I could really do it.

“yawn…I wonder what that nice orgasmic feeling is… wait, LUNA?! WHAT THE HL?! WHAT THE FK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I'm really hoping this whole fic was deliberate trolling.

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[info]elethian
2008-09-08 01:48 am UTC (link)
"but" you could do it? Do you mean couldn't? I can. It's pretty silly. But hey, if everyone is supposed to pick their own tune, I don't see what's wrong with this one compared to anything else...

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[info]raistleen
2008-09-08 07:39 am UTC (link)
Now on to my writing style. I am telling you this now! I CAN NOT WRITE WELL. I can’t spell very well either but I want to get this out of my head. Maybe one day I might go back to this and rewrite it but no guarantees [...]

A fault confessed is half redressed I'd say.

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[info]bebecatty
2008-09-09 11:03 pm UTC (link)
"she threw her now saphire blues eyes towards her turturer"


This seems a pretty self-defeating form of defense

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