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Best Of! Part 2 – From CXVI To CLI
“SEXUAL STUFFS”:
Hermione and Harry had a very deep relationship so they had sex every time they met. Professor Snape once caught them having sex in a cauldron during a potions lesson.
r05km: Like bonobos.

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“Come over here, bitch,” he said smoothly to cover the embarrassing pause. “Worship my underwear. It was worn by the great Salazar Slytherin himself. He used to wear nothing else under his robes. Do you want to know what lies beneath?”
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His his was now at a length of 10.5 inches long. Narcissa felt him grab her arms and pull her up to him. He kissed her lips again and squeezed her bum cheeks. He grabbed his member and began to rub it teasingly against her, pressing it in a quarter of an inch and feeling how tight she was and pulling it out again.
“wow, you sure you’ve had a kid”
Narcissia closed her eyes “slowly Severus”
He started pushing it into her half an inch at a time feeling her stretch a bit, he now had 9 inches inside of her and pulled out and slammed the full 12 into her making her scream as tears ran down her face.
eir_de_scania: Good heavens, did he bring a ruler to bed?
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He started agian.He barely got two pumps in when she moaned really loud.He moved a little faster.Each time she would moan or groan or say his name he would go faster and harder.
"Draco...I want to...have a baby."She had to say it.She couldn't stop imanging her holding a baby in her arms."You want...a baby!Those are the...seven words I...wanted...to hear form...you tonight!Lets... have...one now...please!"He moaned."Merlin baby your so tight.So tight and Im so big we fit perfectly."
"Don't talk...like that...to me please!I have...something...to tell...you...I took...a fertility potion...before i came...out.I hope...it works.(moans)Because I really...want..to..have..a...baby...with...you..my Dragon."
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He growls loudly as he thrust into her one final time, Without a word pulls out of her with it her cream and his seamen as well.
beardedtroll: "Call me Ishmael."
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Voltamort was like "ooohh" while he fouched mea ll over my boody. He pushed me away to his bodsy hardler an you cou';d tell where al his blood had gone. He put his hanhds under my robe and slopped it off. I was whoring nothing. He put his hands to my bobs and messaged them. I know that copulation is rong, but it felt so good.
grand_marquis: Dumbledore trying to get a slice is like SO beyond the pale, but it's totally okay when a snakeman wants to get all up in my bobs. My boobs too, but mostly my bobs. Old men? Gross! Noseless, slimy, kinda mincing snakemen who may or may not even still have a penis? God, I think I might throw away my abstinence ring and get it the hell on. I mean, copulation is wrong and rong and all sorts of things, but c'mon! How many times do you get to get raped by a reptile man?
r05km: I'm reading this aloud in a badly sterotyped welsh accent, because it's the only way I can think of that the spelling makes any sense...
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He proceeded to take away her virginity. It was enjoyable to both.
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Before hand Draco and I had agreed that we would: always listen to what my father said, try to think of it was ‘consensual’ rape, (as not to take pleasure from it), and to fake everything when possible. So following rule number one, Draco, as father requested, made our clothes ‘disappear’.
“Taste her Draco. Taste her, lick her, eat her, feel her, but do taste her. Just like you would an ice cream cone, an ice cream cone of the most gorgeous flavour.”
Draco made a face so that only I could see it, but with out hesitation lowered his face to my vagina and pretended or at least tried to, to taste me.
“Who taught you how to taste vagina boy? Have you never eaten ice cream?! Gods, just stop it already, sex her, do it now. You disgrace me Draco.”
r05km: "Yes well, sorry father! It's hard to concentrate with you wanking right behind me!" snapped Draco, "And how do you mean, sex her? We already know she's female!"
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His lips crashed onto Draco's with a force to almost make them both fall back onto the table, his tongue roughly pushing past the barrier of Draco's mouth, and he let his tongue go wild in the other's wet cavern. He eventually sucked Draco's tongue back into his own mouth where he bit down, not too hard, but enough.
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"Damn mate, your looking smoking hot." Seamus said, licking his lips.
"Eh thankyou. My bro's forced me to wear this...the little gits would not even let me oragasm. Said I was the perfect presant for Malfoy." He said, gazing at his hardon prick. "I want to cum so badly Shay. It hurts badly." He whined
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I knew I was ready to feel his big ergot cock in my shadow.
He flicked my nipples with his huge member as I moaned of free pride. I softly took his friend by the base and put it in my orgasmic, hot, wet mouth. He gave off a short spurt as I tickled his fancy. He gave out a short moan while his erectile cock expanded in my mouth. I licked the head of his dick while playing with his testacies. His eyes opened wide with emotion as he trust himself deeper into my existence.
outofthisplace: Ergot:
1. A fungus (Claviceps purpurea) that infects various cereal plants and forms compact black masses of branching filaments that replace many of the grains of the host plant.
2. The disease caused by such a fungus.
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I could tell he wasn’t near secretion.
I unchained the beast within him as he pushed me off him and threw me down onto the bed. His elaborated mention gave me a passion of heavy heat and presumption.
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Harry's P.O.V:I felt her tongue go in my mouth ,and move around like a worm
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Great globs of glistening white ooze spurted spectacularly against the dusty dark desk as Harry continued to lick and suck inside Draco.
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“Woman! Know that you have stirred me. I am awake and I am hungry.” Snape pulled her to the bed and pushed her back. He spread her knees and raised her legs to examine her womanhood. This is nice, he thought as he stroked the shaved pubis, his fingers gently parting and examining the delicate folds. His hands held her wide as his other hand probed inside.
fourth_rose: Sounds like there's a pap smear waiting in the immediate future.
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Their orgasm continued for 15 minutes with such intensity in feeling that Ginny's climax went up and up and did not stop for her … she fainted.
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“OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” she screamed as she finished and moments later victor had came inside her as well and they were done.
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Then I felt his penis head gently ask for entrance.
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For his part, Snape was slightly put out that she had not even bothered to look at his equipment. He was accustomed to compliments, or gasps, or looks of undisguised fear, when he unveiled his mighty Slytherin snake.
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Even when she was promised to Draco Malfoy, a young and innocent Harry Potter would be definitely a change of menu. She could devour the boy; she could take his snatch and put it in certain secret places.
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Snape lifted her skirt and began to pull down her lacy boy shorts she had worn for Draco with his teeth.
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Blaise threw the blankets away from Harry and pointed at his crotch. “It’s wet,” she accusingly said. “You pissed in bed on purpose!”
“I did not piss in bed,” repeated Harry. “I had an orgasm because of what you did!”
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The girls put his member in their vagina, and that was it.
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He had put his tail into her vaj and they were having sex
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“Oh my God!” Hermione shrieked and fell to the floor with Ron’s manhood looking her right in face. She grabbed it with both hands and said, “Oh Ronald… Your knackers are hairy… like an animal!”
Ron gave off a series of wolf calls as Hermione’s hands moved up and down his dodger.
asilia: Hm. I must be doing something wrong... I never got wolf calls out of a guy before. Maybe that requires penis-eyes?
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“Oi yah… Oh my… ugghh… oooii… agh… agghh… Oh yes! Agh… Aghhh… Give it to me Weasly!”
Ron squeezed her breasts and whispered in her ear, “You're so hot, Hermione. So fucking hot!"

THE MOST POWERFUL POWERS, ABSURD LINEAGES & FANCY TITLES:
“It all started at the beginning of fifth year, I guess. Voldemort was back. Harry was supposed to be learning occumency (sry bout the spelling) . Snape just made things worse. I could tell he wasn’t learning anything, so I started legetamy and occumency my self. I also became an illegal animagous (spelling once again). I can turn in to an amour leopard.” She transformed quickly to show him.
Fanart from cheryl_bites
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You already knew about Ravenclaw en Gryffindor being your ancestors but it seems Hufflepuff and Slytherin are too. At least the most direct in line for it. There is Voldemort of course but he isn’t a direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin but of the little brother of Salazar Slytherin. And he told me to tell you that you shouldn’t trust Dumbledore. Only thanks to a vampire Jason survived and all of your other relatives were killed either in the was against Grindewald or against Voldemort, there is also your squib aunt and your muggle uncle, but they really are the only living relatives you have left. Your cousin was killed by a lethifold about two years ago. Oh by the way before I forget it Morgan LeFay and Merlin are two of your other ancestors. It seems you have quite the mix of dark and light ancestors because Grindewald is also one of your ancestors. And the last thing I have to tell you is that it seems there is a lot of creature blood in your families: veela, werewolf and high elf are just the tip of the iceberg.
arihx: “You’re one of the most mangled beings I’ve ever had the displeasure of coming across, young… ‘man’.”
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She turned next to Julia after letting everything sink in and waving her hand to dispel Aaron’s glamour. “You are very special dear. You have the powers of an Elf, like everyone else, but you also are part unicorn and thunderbird. This means you have the ability to heal and have power over thunderstorms. You can transform into a unicorn and a thunderbird. Thunderbirds are huge eagle-like birds that can create storms. But your most special quality is your ability to See. This does not come to you in visions but just as a knowing feeling.” She finished
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Lily and James Potter were not my biological parents. Elrond was my true father and therefore are his sons, Elladan and Elrohir my true brothers. This means I am an elf. As an elf I am immortal but I am not supposed to being able to do magic. It was a great surprise when I turned out as an Istar or a wizard if you must.
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you guys all have powers.you have the powers of all of the charmed ones(except for paige whitelighter powers)which are freeze stuff,blow stuff up,premtions,levtion,astral projection,telkinti,control the elaments,animaughs,telapath,and a metamroupus.you luv your powers.
eir_de_scania: No-one had the power of correct spelling, this most elusive super power.
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she has the powers of heart telopration(that is what coop does),freeze time,blow things,and empath.she is the pary child of the family.
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Your true name is Jasmine Lily Evens Potter Snape or if you want your howl name it is Lady Jasmine Lily Evens Potter Rawenclaw Gryffindor Slytherin Merlin Snape Heiress to Hogwarts.
“what me heiress to Hogwarts how did that happened? What is this about me being a Lady?”
Yes it may com as a shock that you are a Lady that is a title you got from Lord James Harold Gryffindor Potter your adopted father and from me Lily Mari Slytherin Merlin Potter.
Your father full name is Severus Salazar Rawenclaw Snape.
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Shadow Thorn (otherwise known as Harry, Fox, Wolf or Rowan), age 11, was anything but normal. He was an immortal and, as he learned from his grandmother and a letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, a wizard. Now as for the part about being immortal, he had powers that certain wizards could have, but highly unlikely in some situations. He could transform into any animal he pleased, that included extinct (ex. spinosaurus, triceratops, sabertooth tiger or wooly mammoth), he could summon light or darkness, he could become invisible, he could sprout wings and fly, he was incredibly strong, had an abnormally high I.Q., he had telepathy (but he didn’t go into a person’s mind without permission from said person) and he could move water or, as he called it, water-bend. He was also an immortal hybrid. That meant he was a cross of werewolf and cat creature and he could turn into it whenever he pleased but on the full moon or any time of the month that was convenient, he had to drain the life out of something, not necessarily a person, but something with a life force, or he would die and not come back.
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The air over the babe shined silver as a list of all of her magical abilities shown over the air. It read: Mermaid, Centauress, And Magical Ability: Level 9, Ability to change into animals, Spell Sing, and have interdimensional travel.
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He knew who he was and always would be. He was Harry Potter-McKnight, son of Naroku Death McKnight Emerald Eyes of Heaven, Little Lord of London,heir to the Empire. He was no one's fucking savoir.
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But the greatest yet worst gift was being one of the two Elementals born ever century. The Elementals have extraordinary powers. We have the ability to control the five elements: earth, water, air, fire, and spirit. The black streak in my hair relates to me being the Elemental. When I’m sad or hurt the black streak will grow larger, covering more of my hair, when I’m mad the streak will turn red, and if I’m happy the streak will decrease in size. However, the streak in my hair can cover my whole head if I’m upset enough but even when I’m the happiest person in the world it will still be there even if it’s only one strand of hair. With my powers, I can control anything having to do with the elements such as the weather. When I cry, it rains and when I’m mad there can be earthquakes. It is a great but horrible gift to have because it is such a huge power and responsibility. The worst part of it is the attraction to darkness, which goes back to the gypsy blood that runs through the veins of every Elemental. The magic that we have the ability to use is so powerful that even the most advanced wizard cannot do handle it.
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Their power level is that of five Dumbledore each.
wings_on_water: So magical power is measured in Dumbledore (also plural form) now? That's awesome. Although kind of demeaning too, because 99% of the population would have a power level of less than one Dumbledore. Would they measure it in DecaDumbledore? CentiDumbedore?
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Hi, my name is Katara Malfoy, and until recently, I had nooo idea whatsoever that I was what I am…and yes, what you’ve heard is true: my grandfather is Draco Malfoy and I am a half-god.
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“I want to know, Professor,” answered Harry evenly.
“Well, you own several manors and castles, your family has five vaults and you have the Black family heritage as well, which contains three manors and two castles, and your family carries three Royal titles, which will all belong to you. You are the last of the Potter’s and of the Black’s and you are the richest wizard in Europe and third richest wizard in the world. You have now two seats in the Wizengamot and you own about thirty percent of all businesses in the wizarding England.”
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Mr Potter,” she said facing Harry. “You are earth and your powers are lighting, moving yourself and objects from one place to another and make earthquakes. Mr Weasley you are wind. Your powers are deflection, tornadoes and ability to clone yourself. Miss granger you are rain. Your powers are water shields, freezing objects and all living creatures and super hearing. Miss Malfoy you are fire. Your powers are fire balls, levitation and you will be able to create a force field to protect yourself. . Right, now you know what your powers are let’s start training.”
yenesi: CAPTAIN PLANET! HE'S OUR HERO! GONNA BRING POLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!
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He explained everything, Him and James, Lily’s Charm that they had put on Harry to try and protect him, to the fact that Harry along with Severus and James were vampires along with being wizards, and that James was born half elf from his father and half true dragon from his mother, which made Harry 1/3 elf, 1/3 dragon, 1/3 vampire.
ainself: I can't tell if the author (and I use the term loosely) failed Biology AND Math, or just Biology.
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The girl-Ambrosia Liliette Ember Lupin Potter, was the youngest and only daughter to the Black Phoenix Lord James Alexander Phoenix Potter and his Moon Wolf Wife Liliette Ambrosia Ember Lupin, she had a brother-the new Black Phoenix Lord Harry James Phoenix Lupin Potter and next in line for the inherited titles High Lord of Lupin, High Lord of Potter, Lord to the Houses of Lupin and Potter while she took the titles of High Mistress of Lupin, High Mistress of Potter, Mistress to the Houses of Lupin and Potter.
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So Lily Evans is a princess?
Yes, but not of a country. Her father was the King of the Vampires. Her mother was a Siren princess.

FANFIC WRIT3N IN CHATSPEAK:
Dear Jennifer,
im so sorry to inform u that voltemort has killed ur parents, i am very very sorry for ur loss and u r now to live with the weasleys. in ur parents will they have left u 10,000 Gringotts for u to live off of when ur out of school. once again i am soo soo sorry for ur loss.
Albus Dumbledore
artemisofluna: Does this person think that makes him sound MORE sympathetic. "OMG i'm sooo sorry for ur loss LOL!!1!!!11!"
pica_scribit: Unfortunately, the humble gringott is not legal tender in Britain, and so she shortly died of starvation. And there was much rejoicing.
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Dumbedore leaned closer and Hermione sniffled, bowing her nose. “Wtf is with you and Draco?” asked Dumbledore. “for every other year, you have come up to my office and been like omg, Draco just called me a mudblood. So why are you pursueing a romance with him?”
timydamonkey: "Fyi," said Hermione, "your feeble attempts at chat speak won't make me feel bad! I'm better at it than you and you're just an uncool old man."
Dumbledore looked wounded.
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‘letz sex”’ sed nevulel.“kk!1’ screemd hagrde.
Then tehy ddid.
“w00t. Dat wuz cool.’ Sed hagred.
‘yepperz.’” Sed neviulle. his butt herted. TEH END!!!!!
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Dear Ms. Malfoy,
We r pleased to inform u that u have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Blah blah blah blah

FAILING BASIC BIOLOGY:
Hermione didn’t know what to do. Since the baby was going to be born in February (since Magical births last only 4 ½ months) that she had no time for anything. She would have to take all of her teats early.
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Harry was rumored to be huge and if the size of her breast was any indication then Harry had to have been well hung.
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Later that night, Ginny crept into Harry's room.
"Harry, I can't sleep," she said.
"Sleep with me if you want," Harry replied.
"Okay," Ginny saids.
The next morning, Ginny woke up feeling very ill.
"Oh my god!" she screamed.
She quickly leapt out of bed and sprinted to the toilet and threw up.
She realized. SHe was pregnant. She did a pregnancy test. Pink. It was a girl. SHe had to tell Hermione.
author_by_night: Someone's been playing Sims.
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“Severus, Hermione we wanted to tell you first that me and Ronnikens are going to have a baby!” Harry exclaimed happily. Hermione was very confused considering men couldn’t have babies…but then again she was muggleborn. “How is that possible?” Hermione asked confused. “Well my dear in the wizarding world there are some families that have certain traits that are passed. Obviously in Potter’s family the men can get pregnant when they sleep with other men. Well at least that’s what Lily told me when we were at school together.” Severus explained. “That’s right. I’m pregnant.” Harry stated beaming like a proud mother would be.
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We arn't identical twins, we're maternal.
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“Well, the trouble with that is that a Freezing Charm won’t prevent you from getting pregnant again. After nine months, you’re capable of getting pregnant and it will just freeze with the others and make you feel much worse when the spell wears off- plus you’ll have to do this however many times in succession you’re pregnant again.”
“How many times is that?”
The medi-witch ran a quick diagnostic spell. “You’re pregnant a total of four times, once with twins. This one is just a single baby. Each successive pregnancy will feel worse. Once you give birth to the one that’s currently growing, the next will start to grow, until you’ve had all of them.”
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only he got the impression that the breast of Daphne was slightly larger then the breast of Blaise
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How can you know that I am heavy with your children, Harry?”
“I knew yesterday in the bathe when you winced as the water hit your pussy.
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She had no hair on her pussy; it was bold and in the middle was a vague outline of a incision.
beardedtroll: "No mere pussy this," Snape said, his voice a sibilant hiss, "This is a pussy, the most deadly creation of the black arts, a hungry, insatible beast which only exists to wring the very life-force from men. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Beautiful."
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You’re not infertile, Mister Malfoy,” she claimed, backing away from the teen. Draco’s stomach did a flip.
“Really?”
She ignored him.
“I am, however, concerned with the size of your womb. It’s tiny. Perhaps that is the side effect to your unconsciousness.”
“A small womb isn’t going to effect any baby, will it?”
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They gasped for air n hemroin (AN Helena) almost had n organism!
ardys_the_ghoul: She "almost" had an organism? What, did it change it's mind half-way and crawl back up her "vaj"?
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"OMG i cant believe i got o\you pregnat.. i mean we only did that when we were like 20 how did it just all of a sudden happen 7 years ago?" "wait maybe its ron or malfoy or maybe even Neville that this baby belongs to.. i guess we'll have to get a maternity test."
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In the darkness of the room, the liquid was literally sparkling as it was magically produced masturbation, and it had sparks in it that made it glitter in the dim candle-lit room.
Snape leaned, forward, concentrating with a fascinated interest. He smeared the loads of masturbation artfully around her curves, until Valerie’s porcelain skin was glistening.
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“For boys on the other hand,” Snape said and held back a smirk, “the Contraceptus Potion works quite differently. As the Potion was created to stop a baby from growing in the womb, the Potion needs a womb to work in. If there isn’t one, the potion will create one. The boy will experience some pain as the womb is created and attached to the rectal intestines.
spikespetslayer: Rectal intestines? Really, a basic anatomy class will inform you that there are intestines and there is a rectum. There are not rectal intestines, though--unless you are some kind of science fiction freak of nature from another planet, then you can call them whatever you like.

FAILING BASIC HISTORY:
When we got back to hogwats my grandmother the queen was waiting for me, “dragonfire lillybet windosr! What mischief have you been making?” she said, “one was very worried!” “Grandma it wasn’t my fault voldermort kidnapped me!” “Oh no!” Grandma shouted, “well you have been a very brave girl. I just came to tell you that England voted on the next queen and they thought you should be queen.”
YEARS LATER
Years later Harry and Dragonfire were the king and queen of England and they had 13 children who were loved by all.
r05km: Dear Miss Windsor,
The Monarchy has put up with a lot of grief in it's time, and done a fair number of inadvisable actions, but we have always given our children sensible names. As Charles says you're not one of his, and he's pretty certain this time, even considering the 70's and that party at the Sherrif of Gloucester's polo club, your claim is hereby disregarded.
Regards,
The Queen's Secretary on behalf of HRH Elizabeth.
Dear Miss Windsor,
If we were to vote in anyone with a silly name, it would be Peaches Geldof.
No love,
The British General Public.
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Rowena went by train to America, where she had her name legally changed to Meredith Granger.
sunlightdances: Because, many centuries ago, magical folk a) called that land mass across the ocean 'America', b) invented trains, and c) decided to build a train that went from Scotland to America. For the lulz.

FAILING BASIC CANON:
Hermione interrupted his thoughts, “Hey, I have an idea… I saw them do this on a muggle movie once! They made a pact to get laid during the year. It was crazy and funny, and I think we should do something like that…”
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The Dark Lord clears his throat and everyone stops yapping and looks at him. "Yesterday was a crappy day, you all agree?"
pica_scribit: I can totally see Voldemort saying this. And as one, the DEs turn their wands on him and reveal him to be a polyjuiced 14-year-old 'Sue, whom they immediately Avada Kedavra.
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“We shouldn’t talk about it here, call everyone a tell them to get on the chat room.”
(...)
Bella-madness: OK guys I’m pregnant
Dolohov: Crucio-craze: WHAT!!!
imperioinsane377: YAY I’m GONNA BE A GODFATHER
Black curse124: This is gonna be sooo much fun
Babygurl906: Bella sweetie I’m gonna send you a list of bad food OK cupcake
Sassybabe: oh yes I remember I gave you a list when you were pregnant
Bella-madness: Ok I’ve got it. OH YES CISSY, MILK DANGEROUS
(...)
Most-evilest-man-evers: this won’t affect ur work will it
Bella-madness: no, voldemort the fact that I’m growing a child in my stomach will not affect u in any way
merusa: Most-evilest-man-evers: Good, because you're not getting any time off.
Bella-madness: What? d00d! C'mon, I'll totally dedicate the kid to your service!
Most-evilest-man-evers: LOL J/K. U totally get paid vacay.
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“Now it is time to heal myself. Healio Maximus,” said Ron as he point his wand to his cut but nothing happened and then he repeated that spell again and it didn’t work
“Fuck you Luna. I hate you so much. I can’t believe you did a spell that I can’t heal or other people can heal for me. Well I better get moving. I’m bleeding very slowly but I think I can get to Harry,” said Ron getting up and grabbed his wand “I told you before, you could never defeat a Weasley. I am so much better at being a friend than you will ever be. Goodbye Luna my old friend. Hopefully you will rot where you are now. You will not be missed Looney Luna,” He kicked Luna’s dead left foot and started to limp to where Harry was.
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"so she had sons, a potter look alike and a black look alike. avada kedvara(2)" Lucius yelled but James put up a mirror a trick he learnt from his father. and it bounced back.
marianhalcombe: Avada Kedavra II, the faulty, short-lived sequel to the Killing Curse.
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"Oh fuck it!" She said as she grabbed her clothes, some just fell of the hanger, some didn't, so she had to get feisty on them. "Okay, I packed everything else last night, now all I need are my toiletreees, and a few books!" She said to herself.
So after Hermione packed her last few things she walked into her bathroom to get dressed. "Ahhh... deodorant!" She said remembering that she needed it. "Pheww funky girl!" She said lifting up her arms and rubbing a good coat on.
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Dear Draco Malfoy,
I, Severus Octaves Snape, ask for you hand in a bonded marriage to my son, Artemus Xaviar Snape, who has been living in the Americas with his mother.
Included in this request is a recent photo of my son.
I’m sorry, Draco.
Lord Snape.
r05km: Dear Professor Snape,
How's St Mungos? Thank you for the picture of the Wookie, but as you know, I dispise all things muggle, so had to burn it. Good luck on your recuperation; try not to hex any more of the nurses.
Draco.
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Harry kills lord Voldemorte with Avada Kevdra. Lucious imperious curse is lifted. “Dad you are back and I liked to introduce you to my fiancé Hermione” said Draco. “Nice to meet you” said Lucious. “You are very beautiful did you already have your wedding and honeymoon” said Lucious. “No” said Hermione. “Then we’ll pay for everythinh Hermione, me and Narissca” said Lucious.
bestia_gevaudan: Sadly, the Imperius curse had damaged Lucius' brain beyond repair.
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Lucius laughed softly, “I slept with my own Father, not my Mother. I married your Mother, because it was a choice between her or Simon Crabbe.”
*
In the daytime, Potter was a perfect little Gryffindor, all smiles and laughter, studies and friends.
At night, Potter transformed into the slut he really was, smirking and moaning, fucking and lovers.
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Draco finished cleaning Harry and dried him. He left and Lucius came in holding a box. He showed Harry how to use tampons, where to insert them, and how to take them out.
r05km:Lucius Malfoy; By night, dastardly Deatheater, but by day-! Feminine Hygiene expert.
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Snape starts to cry.
“No Draco. It’s not your time! You’re to young to die! I wouldn’t let you go! I would never forgive myself if you die! You know that I love you! You’re as close to me as a son could be! “ Snape says with a voice full of emotion.
“If Harry and his friends come back, please asks theme to come to me! I want to confess! I want to ask their forgiveness for all the bad things I have done! I want to die with a clear conscience!” Draco says.
Harry and his friends are standing before Draco’s bedside.
“Hermione, Ron and Harry, I have the feeling that I’m dying! And because I’m dying I have to confess something. I know that I was a very bad and evil boy! I was a spoiled brat! I have always bullied you! But I have to tell you that I never wanted to do it! My father forced me to do it! I rather had become your friend! If I had only the change! But I didn’t have the change. And now I will never have. But I have to tell you that I have always felt a great affection for you all! I’m sorry that I have to leave you at such a young age! I wish you all a warm farewell!” Draco says while tears are streaming down his face.
*
“Hey, goody-two-shoes Granger, what do you do?” Pavarti asked already knowing the answer.
Hermione rolled up her sleeves revealing lines of red, pink and white cuts or scars of old ones. “I,” Hermione said pointing to her right forearm, “Self injure.”
“Why,” Marissa asked still not fully understanding the reason for their odd behaviors.
“Listen new girl,” Lavender said shaking her head in annoyance, “I thought we made this very clear. You need one of our methods to survive life at Hogwarts.”
“The final method is my way,” Lavender said moving from sitting on her rear to laying on her stomach, “Drugs, crack, coke, marijuana. You know the regular stuff.”
*
“When I have those girls in my hands, I will twist their little necks, and whirl them straight into the attic, where I will keep them for several months,” bellowed Molly, making turning movements with her hands.

FAILING EVERYTHING:
“Y’all have some butterbeer here?” she asked with a french accent.
cryptaknight:That would be the South of France, then?

BEST LOGIC:
When they reached their cubicle, they saw the windows was all dampened and not see through, and then suddenly a hand went whap! On the window before it slithered down. Tamara had seen Titanic, so she knew what was going on inside
*
well I can understand that except for how she was able to see you if you are the vampiric elf’s son”
“Death sent me back to the dark ages to help me not destroy the world by mistake”
*
“What intercourse?” Ginny asked confused.
“They need to rape Harry, then the enslavement will be kicking in, otherwise they all die.”
*
She was still cackling up in her dorm that he actually thought he could get one on her, she was the best, she was Bella, one of the most sly, cunning and slick witches of all ages. Do you want to know how she knew?... Voldermort had told her so when she tricked him he told her she was the most powerful witch in the world.
*
When Ron heard that Harry had a harem, and that he was gang raped by six girls, he was jealous. Can you imagine making love with Hermione, Lavender, and Daphne, who is the prettiest girl in Hogwarts?
Then he thought about Millicent and Pansy, the ugliest girls of Hogwarts, and he started to feel sorry for Harry. Then he realized that Harry was enslaved by six girls, and he started to feel dread for Harry.
r_a_black: And then he thought about how Harry could turn that around and "enslave" them. And then he realized Harry could have six girls make him all kinds of sandwiches, not one being corned beef. And so he felt jealous of Harry. And then he realized Harry might get a stomach ache from all those sandwiches at once, and Harry might start vomitting all the time from overfeedings, and so Ron felt sorry for Harry for the second time in one train of thought.
Eventually Ron died because he kept switching opinions and forgot to eat.
*
But then they relized that its normal behaver for gothis to want to have sex a lot beacus theyre hormones are more sensitv than preps so they get aroused more ezily!
*
“harry you did it i know i have allready siad so but i'm so glad you did. you've saved all of us, oh god harry thanks so much we owe you evan more than we did before.
harrys cheeks went rather pink and said.
" you don't owe me anything you never have apart from that time at the quiditch world cup where i bought you and ron those things from the stall. i forget what there called and by the way have i missed breakfast and where is ginny."

BABELBABB:
Malfoy has a blond hair that really sucks
*
"Lavinia, you’re finger" he shouted.
"What" I said open mouthed.
"What happen here" prof. slug horn said intruding.
"She’s been cut by herself" malfoy said
And then some medics came and put Draco into a carry bed, I stood up and hugged harry my eyes is all watery.
*
YOU PRICK! Shouted Ron
“ Ron SHOUT IT Hermoine who at the moment had not said a word.
*
Severus Draco where his he!
Both man go running trough all the stores “madam have you seen a small with blond hair Lucius with
Having a panic