The Babbling Chronicles ([info]babb_chronicles) wrote,
@ 2008-12-09 23:32:00
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Babblibs!
Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive ___, still boasting of ___ in her ___.

I inherited my beauty from mother. I have always had long ___ black hair and a ___ frame. Narcissa has always said my complexion is ___, but it is my eyes that ___. My ___’s eyes. A cobalt ___ colour that ___ and sparkles, no matter what mood I am in. They are my trademark, and when combined with my killer ___ and ___ smile, can make any ___ in the room feel the heat and melt the ice off the ___ of many ___ people.

McGonagall sputtered out, “I-I-I don’t have to explain my-“, but she was interrupted by Tara shouting “YES YOU DO
YOU STUPID, IGNORANT BITCH! I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THE EXACT REASON WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS!”
McGonagall was in ___. Wide-eyed, barely breathing, good old fashioned ___. Her mouth ___, and ___ words that were ___ came out.
“You-you can’t talk to me that way.”, and “I’m ___, not proper” and “I’ll have the ministry ___”, all of which made Tara ___. “Are you joking? I’m an American, lady. Being a lil’ cheeky bitch is what we’re all ___. And as for having the ministry ___, don’t make me ___. You and I both know how much ___ the North American Ministry is compared to yours, not to mention how ___ we are. If you touch ___ on my ___, or spell me for anything other than prosperity all my life you’ll have a ___ world war so fast it’ll make your head spin.” She ___ at this thought, “We beat you in 1776, and we’ll whip you again.”

“So you’ve never really hated ___?” said Hermione.
“no, never. It was all pretend” said Draco earnestly.
“And you don’t hate me anymore?” Hermione asked, wiping away her ___.
“You want the truth?” Draco said. Hermione nodded, ___. Draco leaned closer. “I’ve never hated you. I always thought you were so ___. I wanted to be ___.

"HOW DARE YOU!"
Harry looked at her
Ginny started to cry
"why Harry, why did you have to be ___?"



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[info]la_fono
2008-12-09 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive codpiece, still boasting of numbers in her little black book.

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Here's Mine!
[info]gehayi
2008-12-09 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive HOUSING, still boasting of APHIDS in her PROSECUTOR.

***

I inherited my beauty from Mother. I have always had long POSSESSED black hair and a DISADVANTAGED frame. Narcissa has always said my complexion is AMATEURISH, but it is my eyes that BUTTON. My HEADLINE’s eyes. A cobalt TIGHT colour that KEYBOARDS and sparkles, no matter what mood I am in. They are my trademark, and when combined with my killer DINNER ROLL and LANDSCAPED smile, can make any AUDIT in the room feel the heat and melt the ice off the HEADSTONE of many PERVERTED people.

***

McGonagall sputtered out, “I-I-I don’t have to explain my-“, but she was interrupted by Tara shouting “YES YOU DO YOU STUPID, IGNORANT BITCH! I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THE EXACT REASON WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS!”

McGonagall was in AQUEDUCT. Wide-eyed, barely breathing, good old-fashioned EXPLOSIVE. Her mouth DONATED, and DECEASED words that were IGUANA-LIKE came out.

“You-you can’t talk to me that way.”, and “I’m EDIBLE, not proper” and “I’ll have the ministry WARBLE”, all of which made Tara BATHE.

“Are you joking? I’m an American, lady. Being a lil’ cheeky bitch is what we’re all A-SLANT. And as for having the ministry OVERPOPULATE, don’t make me SURVIVE. You and I both know how much AMIDST the North American Ministry is compared to yours, not to mention how SCARLET we are. If you touch TREE on my CONCRETE, or spell me for anything other than prosperity all my life you’ll have a LOVESICK world war so fast it’ll make your head spin.” She CRUCIFIED at this thought, “We beat you in 1776, and we’ll whip you again.”

***

“So you’ve never really hated SINEWS?” said Hermione.

“no, never. It was all pretend” said Draco earnestly.

“And you don’t hate me anymore?” Hermione asked, wiping away her HAM HOCKS.

“You want the truth?” Draco said.

Hermione nodded GUMMILY.

Draco leaned closer. “I’ve never hated you. I always thought you were so SMASHED. I wanted to be STAMPED.

***

"HOW DARE YOU!"

Harry looked at her

Ginny started to cry

"why Harry, why did you have to be PHONETIC?"

Edited at 2008-12-10 12:07 am UTC

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[info]vvvexation
2008-12-10 06:34 am UTC (link)
Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive dungarees, still boasting of ants in her pants.


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[info]soulstealer213
2008-12-12 02:19 am UTC (link)
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Harry looked at her
Ginny started to cry
"why Harry, why did you have to be GOING INTO DIAMETER!?"


Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive PINAFORE, still boasting of MUSKRATZ in her TOTE BAG."


P.S......"seductive codpiece"= W-I-N!!!!! with a capital WIN :D

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[info]ceilonar
2008-12-13 12:04 am UTC (link)

I inherited my beauty from mother. I have always had long slimy black hair and a unused picture frame. Narcissa has always said my complexion is rather green, but it is my eyes that shoot lazers. My pet chinchilla’s eyes. A cobalt French colour that strips wallpaper and sparkles, no matter what mood I am in. They are my trademark, and when combined with my killer curry recipe and bruschetta with a smile, can make any old thermometer in the room feel the heat and melt the ice off the windshields of many Canadian people.

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[info]pica_scribit
2009-02-27 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Aww...madlibs are more fun when people don't know what it's going to say when they choose the words.

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