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Part CCXXVI - a soft genital side
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So naturally Voldemort wanted me on his team. But I did not want to be. I to be free, so I did not want to work for him. But that changed my parents where Imperius by the dark lord and I was forced to get the dark mark. That was the worst day of my life.
But I was still smarter than him. See I learned Occlumency from an early age.
(…)
I was a double agent just like Snape, but I was better at it. Snape was good at the beginning but he started to lose focus.
(…)
Through my years at Hogwarts one thing was for sure was that Malfoy was absolutely in love with me. He only went out with Pansy and the other hundreds of girls because he could never get me.
*
He stops after that and just gives me his Malfoy smirk.
*
“Depends on what you think it was,” I said in a sexy voice giving him my sexy eyes.

*
“You are beautiful Lester,” the Dark lord says walking towards me. “Now take off for rob” he says and I take it off to show my muggle tight fitting clothes underneath.
“I am sorry my lord that I am not dress with a wizards rob on this is the last thing I had on before you called me here,” I said.
“No need to apologize,” he say now walking around me checking me from head to toe finally coming back around front.
*
I slowly looked up and looking into the slits he has for eyes. When all of a sudden I felt a pull back and we handed in his chair.
“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?” He asked.
*
He slowly reaches around and undoes my bra, tossing it to the side. He lefts one up and licks it with his snake like tongue. His tongue felt cold to my breast and his hands felt colder, but there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment. He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.
**
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Her body was perfect.
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches. Beautiful globes that were highlighted by droplets of water and tapering to a narrow waist. Too narrow, he realized. He could clearly see the lines of her ribs, and her wide hip-bones were stark against her creamy skin. Her thighs were slim columns of flesh, narrowing from an apex of dark curls.
*
(note: what he has “done” is rape her)
“Draco Malfoy, you are not honestly asking this. Do you think, that after all you’ve done to me, that I would actually let you court me?”
“I’m surprised you’re actually this calm. My father wrote me a letter, and basically stated that if I did not court you, he would disown me. To me, you were nothing but a piece of ass. But, my seed is growing inside you, therefore, I have claims to that child. Wizards generally choose to marry, unless they cannot stand each other. So, I am courting you. I have no choice in the matter.”
Hermione fell silent. Her emotions were in turmoil.
‘What is best for the baby? What is best for me? Will I ever be able to look at him and not fear him? Hermione pull yourself together! This is for the baby. Do this. Say yes.’
*
“Go to Hell, Malfoy. I don’t want to do this! I - I want my baby to have a successful life! I can’t do this by myself! If I try, I’ll have to get a job to support the child, and I’ll never be home, and me kid will grow up too fast and do dangerous things! All because of YOU! I didn’t want to be pregnant! I wanted to go to university! I wanted to be something! You ruined my plans, Malfoy!
**
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Rosalie(though her friends called her Rose or Rosie most of the time) was a metamorphagus.
She liked to change her appearance regularly, but most of the time is consisted of long blond hair that went down to her waist in soft curls. She was good at controlling her emotions, so her appearance didn’t change on its own to easily, except for one streak of hair. The only time her hair would ever change completely was if the feeling was so strong she couldn’t
control it. This hair streak changed colors with her emotions. Red when she felt hatred, orange when she was mad, yellow when she was happy, green when she was worried or jealous, blue when she was sad, purple when she felt shy or embarrassed, pink when she felt love for someone, and black when she didn’t feel anything. When she felt mixed emotions her hair streak would become all the colors she was feeling. But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.
*
Lily got up and went to take a shower and get ready. After her shower she put on a pair of jeans and an emerald green shirt ( a/n: link to outfit on profile just click on the link to and you can see all of the outfits that the people wear in my stories)
**
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(the fic`s title)
LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!
*
But his breathing got caught up wen he seen a pair of chocolate brown eyes looking back at him in surprise. He realized he was looking at Hermione granger. Life sworn enemy. She looked delicious.
Man her curves sure did improve over the summer. Her breast we mayb now a c-cup and he bum was absolutely splendid. Her hair wasn’t eve bushy anymore. Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out. Draco thought to himself.
*
Sirius started to explain that draco had come to him in need of help. He had told his father that he didn’t want to be like him and then he left. On the way out he told them that he was always a good man and he never wanted to join evil.
*
“Hermione granger I am utterly undeniably in love with you. I have been since we were 12 years old. I think about you all the time. I used to insult you just to hear you say my name. I know I was wrong and you probably hate me but I can’t help but feel the way I feel. Your intelligent, beautiful funny, and not only that but you give me a challenge and you make me want to be a better man.” He looked at her and waited for her response.
(…)
Hermione finally spoke “Draco Malfoy I have been in love with you for the last 3 yrs. I have dreamt about you and have literally pictured you saying those words to me. And I forgive you for the entire name calling and other things that you have said to me. Every time I see you I get a tingly feeling and my heart stops and speeds up at the same time.” “I know you are all probably shocked but its true guys I have wanted Draco Malfoy for 3yrs. And I hope that you can all accept that I’m in love with a Malfoy.”
Everyone looked at Hermione, but molly was the first to speak. “Of course Hermione dear. You know we love you and that you are a part of this family. And if you choose Draco then all we can say is WELCOME TO THE FAMILY DRACO MALFOY.
**
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When they were found and the Potters asked Headmaster Dumbledore to inspect their children to find the cause of Voldemort’s demise, he was only happy to oblige. Hayden had a scar smack in the middle of his forehead, ‘V’ shaped. Harry had a scar that resembled a lightning bolt above one brow. Harrietta’s scar was a ‘C’ shaped crescent moon in the same spot that Harry’s was, only slightly higher.
**
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My name is Aarika Katz, I’m fifteen years old, and I think I like pranking people more than I love my mother. Let me tell you a little about myself.
I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I like wearing black and yellow and I’m very into non-mainstream music and films.
*
“Would it kill ya to say ‘Good afternoon, Aarika’?” I murmur, feigning tears. I sniffle.
Fred wipes his hand under his eyes, “Harry, you’re SO mean. We are SO upset...” We mimic each other and make crying sounds.
“Waaaaah! Wah, wah, waaaaaah!” George crumples down on my lap, I blush and laugh and cry at the same time. This goes on for a while, until both Ron and Harry sort of slink away, and we’re just laughing our heads off.
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Harry went to find Remus, who was now his uncle and his aunt Harmony who was expecting.
*
Twilight, Anbrechen and Maneschijn were spelled not to show up until it was revealed by one of the marauders that there wasn’t only four of us”
“But no one revealed that,”
“Actually I did when I was talking to Remus and some Order members heard,” says Harmony.
“Who are they I know that Sirius is Padfoot, my Dad is Prongs, Remus Moony and Wormtail is Peter but who are the other four?”
“Twilight was my best friend, Katherine Sinclair, she was a black cat, Anbrechen means dawn that’s Lily she was a Firebird also known as a Sunbird, I’m Maneschijn it means moonlight, I’m a white wolf” says Harmony
“Whose Onyx?”
“Regulus Black was a Black Panther” was the quiet reply
*
“ I know how to get Lily, James, Sirius, Kat and Reggie back”
“How?” asks Harry
“Descendants of each of the marauders bloodlines,”
“Harry your Lily and James’s, I can be my own, harmony it seems has two Dads a Potter and a Black, so she is her’s as well as Sirius and Regulus’s, Kat well she, lily and Harmony all cut there fingers in our seventh year and mixed the blood together so she should work for Kat as well, Peter wasn’t a true marauder he wouldn’t have die in the place of is friends everyone else would or has!”
“How does it work?”
“Well that map is a copy, the original I put a spell on it, it was ancient magic, everyone had pretty much forgotten, it had to do with the veil Sirius fell through; it’s the veil to the land of the dead. The spell is in Russian but can be said in English and still work but we have to be at the veil, blood from each of us has to be put on a group picture along with each of the four elements and placed over the map which we push through the veil, and that’s it cause, the spell has been said”
“Cool can we please bring them back before I go to school?”
*
“Right! All five of you were dead, until we activated an ancient spell I put on the original map, the spell was pretty much forgotten about, Kat, Reggie basically killed himself after being tricked into killing you, James and Lily, Voldamort killed you and tried to kill Harry but the spell backfired he was put with petunia and not me because everyone forgot about me except Remus but he thought I was with you guys, Sirius couldn’t take him cause Peter framed him. I was announced dead to the world, Sirius was knocked into the veil in Harry’s fifth year after escaping Azkaban in his 3rd I’m just going to add Sirius that it was right before I was going to visit you, In June Dumbledore was killed but before that he figured out that the new order member Gemma Rosalyn Grazinsky Frayne was me in an alias, before that Sirius was my secret keeper for my real name. He made me promise that no matter what happened that this summer I would tell the order, he made me the new secret keeper.”
“ I’m starting 7th year in two weeks” says Harry
*
“Too late I’ve retrieved and destroyed one already under the Alias of Rosalyn Alya Black, James otherwise R.A.B.”
“Oh”
“Not this time aunt Harmony, you can’t go this time”
“Why’s now different?” asks McGonagall
“I’m Pregnant”
“Your what!” yells Harmony’s Brothers, Sirius, Reggie, and James, “Who’s the Father?”
“ My husband”
“Who?”
“I am” says Remus
*
Harry married Pansy Parkinson, Ron and Hermione, Narcissa Malfoy Married Serverus Snape after her son killed her Husband in the battle for the Light, Draco married Ginny much to Ron’s dismay, they had six kids. Harmony’s little girl was named Noelle they had twins after that. Noelle and Draco’s son Ryan were best friends till Hogwarts but that’s another story.
**
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I was thought to be cruicoed to death, or coma at the least and they left me there it turns out at the same time I was cruicoed James died, then Lily and Voldemort and my Sweet Siri blamed.
*
The potters were never killed because of an oath the took in school to each other along with Black, Remus Lupin and Pettigrew, where it state something along the lines of “to betray one marauder you betray all of them and we will not rest till it’s punished”, the marauders were originally James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew was later added along with Potter and Blacks’ future wives Rosalie O’Malley and Lily Evans, they played pranks while at Hogwarts and were the closest group of friends till today that Hogwarts has ever seen, When Pettigrew betrayed James and Lily the oath came into effect.” And they left it at that.
James, Lily, Sirius and myself got our jobs back along with Frank, Alice. Tonks and Remus got married, Tonks pregnant. So I guess non of us will part for at least another twelve more years, till then I’ll still be and always will be called The Marauders’ Wild Irish Rose.
**
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As for Malfoy he kept fighting but the kids this troyd him and banished his body so no one in the world can bring him back!!.So that was the end of Malfoy u think? i hope so
*
And all was save cuz of them and now they work on still keeping the world a good and nice place for every one.They are the most good wanted people in the magic of the world.As the kids they are now the greatets wizzard in the history of magic in the world cuz knowing having parents like Hary-Harmione,as for Ron-Nicky they are very proud parents. :-) And as for both family they are still well known in the history of magic.As for Hary-Ron-Nicky-Harmione they whent on the most beautifull romantic aneversary ever and the story go's on but you have to dream the rest of the story !!
*
but no one new that Malfoy had a son named malcom. every one had no idea of his son.And do you think he was like his father well i dont know cuz he never new his father cuz his mother kept him away from his father
**
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later they went to a party where hermione started to dance with kelso and the both got everyones attention with kelso kissing her at the end. Ron walked out the door and hermione pushed away from kelso and slapped him in the face. She started to run out after ronn shouting RONALDDD
**
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Voldemort watched, rather lustily, as the other’s eyes flashed in madness. In a swift move, Harry cast the deadly curse towards Voldemort. The other retaliating with the same curse only a split-second later. As expected, their curse met head-on and seemed to solidify into a thick thread. Both green curses pushing against the other, trying to overpower and win ultimately.
Harry gritted his teeth pushing more power in his wand and succeeded in pushing the other’s curse. Voldemort’s face also showed the exertion he was using trying to overpower Harry. Both opponents had their concentration solely on each other. All noise seemed to muffle as they try to stare each other down. Both had sweat trickling over their faces; gasps of breath could be heard and grunts of force.
*
Sure everyone admitted that he was the Boy-Who-Lived and therefore has more than average power, but they never imagined that he could possess such an enormous and thick power inside him. It was actually this power that has them rooted to their spot. His scream earlier caught their attention but the viscous energy exuding copious amounts of killer intent fixed them on the ground as if they were doused with thick mud.
*
Immediately the cock in her hand hardened, and so fascinated was she at watching the cock double in size, that she didn't see the murderous glint in the owners emerald eyes.
*
and as he felt liquid warmness flood him, he released his own, shouting to high heavens the euphoria he felt.
~Aww. How cute. He's tired and that was only round one.
The speaker, a beautiful black panther which at first glance looks normal but was actually a magical animal, because of the folded black-grey feathered wings folded on his back, licked the cum that came from his beloved mate.
~Yess, ve vill vait for him to vake up before sstarting round two. Sso beautiful.
This one was a snake; a beautiful snake as wide as Harry's torso and 4 times his height. When light deigns to caress him, he sparkles in a rainbow of colours like that of a precious diamond.



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[info]kissed_by_fate
2009-01-09 12:27 am UTC (link)
but no one new that Malfoy had a son named malcom.

He must have been the middle child.

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[info]elethian
2009-01-10 03:24 am UTC (link)
Malcolm in the middle? Surely you jest.

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[info]thelittlebudgie
2009-01-09 12:38 am UTC (link)
“You are beautiful Lester,” the Dark lord says walking towards me.

Lester B. Pearson? What are you doing there?

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[info]andacus
2009-01-09 01:14 am UTC (link)
I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I like wearing black and yellow

OMG!! I like black and yellow! Does this mean I'm an indie/punk hybrid? Noooooooooo! Khaaaaaaaaan!

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[info]gehayi
2009-01-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
It might just mean that you're covered in bees...

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[info]xfortytwo
2009-01-09 01:37 am UTC (link)
He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.

I hope he put it back where he found it. Manners, Voldie.

...he was put with petunia and not me because everyone forgot about me...

Ever the popular one.

later they went to a party where hermione started to dance with kelso and the both got everyones attention with kelso kissing her at the end. Ron walked out the door and hermione pushed away from kelso and slapped him in the face. She started to run out after ronn shouting RONALDDD

... but RONALDDD was making out with Hyde in a broom closet to get back at Hermione who had kissed Kelso, who was mad because Jackie was still in love with Hyde, who was ...

“Depends on what you think it was,” I said in a sexy voice giving him my sexy eyes.

uh... no additional comments.

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[info]merusa
2009-01-09 04:39 am UTC (link)
That 70's Show for the win.

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[info]hellkat75
2009-01-09 03:08 am UTC (link)
Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out

That sounds gross...and painful.

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[info]brewingtrouble
2009-01-09 03:21 am UTC (link)
“Depends on what you think it was,” I said in a sexy voice giving him my sexy eyes... in a glass jar. "See, aren't they nice? Sorry about the pair I have in," I nattered on. "The emo eyes were just too cool, though. I went to the Interchangeable Eye Emporium last week. Hey, want to try them on?"
"No, thanks," he mumbled, looking a little nauseated as the eyes swiveled in their glass container. "My mother said it's not sanitary to exchange eyes with other people."

Edited at 2009-01-09 03:22 am UTC

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[info]anacoluthon
2009-01-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I am incredibly energy-efficient like wearing black and yellow and I’m very into non-mainstream music and films.

Like that non-mainstream Harry Potter series! Only the most cutting-edge folks know that one.

Sure everyone admitted that he was the Boy-Who-Lived and therefore has more than average power, but they never imagined that he could possess such an enormous and thick power inside him. It was actually this power that has them rooted to their spot. His scream earlier caught their attention but the viscous energy exuding copious amounts of killer intent fixed them on the ground as if they were doused with thick mud.

Nice and subtle. Enormous and thick power, indeed.

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[info]merusa
2009-01-09 04:36 am UTC (link)
“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?” He asked.

Mind. Gutter. "Face" is so a euphemism.

I didn’t want to be pregnant! I wanted to go to university! I wanted to be something! You ruined my plans, Malfoy!

I understand the pro-life argument that I'm sure is presented in this fic. But my god, DOES NO ONE IN FANFICTION CONSIDER ADOPTION...EVER?!? THERE IS A MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN ABORTION AND BECOMING A PARENT BEFORE YOU'RE READY!

But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.

But obviously, the reader needed to be told. It's not as if we're in her head and therefore can be told at any moment what she is feeling.

a ‘C’ shaped crescent moon

A crescent moon shaped like a 'c'? What you say?

so fascinated was she at watching the cock double in size, that she didn't see the murderous glint in the owners emerald eyes.

I...I can't stop laughing and...I don't know why...

This one was a snake; a beautiful snake as wide as Harry's torso and 4 times his height. When light deigns to caress him, he sparkles in a rainbow of colours like that of a precious diamond.

Nagini is secretly Robert Pattinson, y/y?

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[info]eir_de_scania
2009-01-09 08:42 pm UTC (link)
watching the cock double in size
***Just double? That's not very impressive.


Nagini is secretly Robert Pattinson, y/y?
***Yes. Poor Rob does anything to hide from the more rabid Twiligth fans.

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[info]animeshen
2009-01-09 05:34 am UTC (link)
(the fic`s title)
LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!


Dudes, if you ask me, this sounds like the MOST AWESOME FIC EVER XD

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[info]icanhascurves
2009-01-09 07:21 am UTC (link)
It would be if only it had any gays. :(

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[info]lunasky3
2009-01-09 05:58 am UTC (link)
later they went to a party where hermione started to dance with kelso and the both got everyones attention with kelso kissing her at the end.

First thoughts- Bob Kelso from Scrubs. Now THAT would be a great crossover!

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[info]merusa
2009-01-09 06:04 am UTC (link)
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso Cornelius Fudge.

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[info]beardedtroll
2009-01-09 07:32 am UTC (link)
So naturally Voldemort wanted me on his team.

I bet poor Pettigrew was always picked last, though. Any wonder he turned bad?

Snape was good at the beginning but he started to lose focus.

"Defeat the Dark Lord. Defeat the Dark Lord. Defeat ... oooh, the latest issue of 'Potion Bunnies'. No! Must focus. Defeat the Dark Lord. My, but that's some impressive ... cauldrons miss Eye-of-Newt has. I wonder if they're real..."

“You are beautiful Lester,” the Dark lord says walking towards me. “Now take off for rob”

"It's bad enough that you take your beer-swilling, smoke-stinking, fat and disgusting friends from work home without even calling home to tell me that we'll be three for dinner, but I am not giving any of them a striptease. Especially not Rob."

Her body was perfect.
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches. Beautiful globes that were highlighted by droplets of water and tapering to a narrow waist. Too narrow, he realized.


Ya know, when her breasts are tapering off to a waist, I don't think the narrowness of that waist is the biggest flaw with her body.

When she felt mixed emotions her hair streak would become all the colors she was feeling. But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.

Because it would be so incredibly difficult to piece together what colour went with what emotion without being told.

Man her curves sure did improve over the summer. Her breast we mayb now a c-cup and he bum was absolutely splendid. Her hair wasn’t eve bushy anymore.

"It's Hermione Granger, captain," Spock announced, then added "But not as we know it."

I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means

That you're about as punk as Enya, to steal a line from Bill Bailey.

Harry went to find Remus, who was now his uncle and his aunt Harmony who was expecting.

Nice to see Remus getting to grips with his sexuality.

Voldemort watched, rather lustily,

but, you know, not excessively lustily or anything. Sure, it was a little more than somewhat lustily, but a long way from really lustily.

Harry gritted his teeth pushing more power in his wand and succeeded in pushing the other’s curse. Voldemort’s face also showed the exertion he was using trying to overpower Harry. Both opponents had their concentration solely on each other. All noise seemed to muffle as they try to stare each other down. Both had sweat trickling over their faces; gasps of breath could be heard and grunts of force.

With a wheesing breath, Voldemort admitted "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. But let us see if you know how to use it!"


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[info]a_dreaming_wish
2009-01-09 08:16 pm UTC (link)
“You are beautiful Lester,” the Dark lord says walking towards me. “Now take off for rob”

"It's bad enough that you take your beer-swilling, smoke-stinking, fat and disgusting friends from work home without even calling home to tell me that we'll be three for dinner, but I am not giving any of them a striptease. Especially not Rob."

Her body was perfect.
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches. Beautiful globes that were highlighted by droplets of water and tapering to a narrow waist. Too narrow, he realized.


Ya know, when her breasts are tapering off to a waist, I don't think the narrowness of that waist is the biggest flaw with her body.


LOL, these awesome comments made me laugh for so long. :D

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[info]vvvexation
2009-01-09 07:35 am UTC (link)
Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out.

"Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?"

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[info]copper_pentacle
2009-01-10 02:21 am UTC (link)
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR. 8Db
~Amunet 8D

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[info]eir_de_scania
2009-01-09 05:11 pm UTC (link)
So naturally Voldemort wanted me on his team. But I did not want to be. I to be free, so I did not want to work for him. But that changed my parents where Imperius by the dark lord and I was forced to get the dark mark. That was the worst day of my life.
But I was still smarter than him. See I learned Occlumency from an early age.
***Also, when I was thinking in my native language it was difficult for Voldie to read my thought. (At least I hope this author isn't a native English speaker...)

He stops after that and just gives me his Malfoy smirk.
***You forgot the "TM"!

“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?” He asked.
***No, I don't, and I don't want to know. This is Voldie, after all, and I doubt he was kissing the woman in question

Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches.
***What's wrong with those? *grumble grumble*

Lily got up and went to take a shower and get ready. After her shower she put on a pair of jeans and an emerald green shirt ( a/n: link to outfit on profile just click on the link to and you can see all of the outfits that the people wear in my stories)
***That was actually a damned good idea, we don't have to read about every single item every single character wear. It would have been even better to put this A/N before the actual fic, but it's still a step in the right direction.

Harry married Pansy Parkinson, Ron and Hermione,
***JKR will have to devote a loooong chapter on Wizarding marriage customs in the Scottish Book, is all I'm saying

but no one new that Malfoy had a son named malcom. every one had no idea of his son.
***Not even Malfoy himself, as Malcolm's mother was a Muggle and hadn't a clue how to find her one-night-stand again

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[info]kakeochi_umai
2009-01-10 03:36 am UTC (link)
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches.
***What's wrong with those? *grumble grumble*


Well, who has pouches? Other than kangaroos, I mean.

“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?” He asked.
***No, I don't, and I don't want to know. This is Voldie, after all, and I doubt he was kissing the woman in question


I thought it was the girl who sits on the guy's face? Or have I been reading too many Babylon books?

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[info]spoofmaster
2009-01-09 06:06 pm UTC (link)
“Depends on what you think it was,” I said in a sexy voice giving him my sexy eyes.

"Here," I said, handing them over.
"Oh God no," replied Malfoy.

His tongue felt cold to my breast and his hands felt colder, but there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment.

Response #1: I'll bet he was!
Response #2: Eeeewwwww, Voldemort's soft genital side! D:

Her body was perfect.
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches. Beautiful globes that were highlighted by droplets of water and tapering to a narrow waist. Too narrow, he realized. He could clearly see the lines of her ribs, and her wide hip-bones were stark against her creamy skin. Her thighs were slim columns of flesh, narrowing from an apex of dark curls.

First off: if her waist is too narrow and you can see her ribs and hip bones, that's not "perfect." That is, in fact, pretty gross.
Second: As soon as I read "overly large fat pouches," I can't visualize any boobs that aren't big and flabby and misshapen, regardless of whether or not the Sue is meant to have such breasts.

Oh, and D: D: D: to the part where Draco rapes Hermione and she dates him afterward.

This hair streak changed colors with her emotions. Red when she felt hatred, orange when she was mad, yellow when she was happy, green when she was worried or jealous, blue when she was sad, purple when she felt shy or embarrassed, pink when she felt love for someone, and black when she didn’t feel anything. When she felt mixed emotions her hair streak would become all the colors she was feeling. But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.

Because no one could ever possibly figure out that green is jealousy or that pink is lurve. Or figure this stuff out from observation for the more random colors.

Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out.

At first, I was just going to link to this picture, but then I realized that it says "pooping," not "popping," and that requires an even more unpleasant visual that I am not willing to supply at this time.

I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I like wearing black and yellow and I’m very into non-mainstream music and films.

I has news: if you refuse to be into "mainstream" stuff just because it's mainstream, you's still a conformist.
Plus, how non-mainstream is Harry Potter?

She started to run out after ronn shouting RONALDDD

I'm reminded of this. "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!"

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[info]vethica
2009-01-09 11:52 pm UTC (link)
She started to run out after ronn shouting RONALDDD

I'm reminded of this. "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!"


Oh, you're just jeelouse. :P

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[info]evelanstoneleaf
2009-01-09 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Through my years at Hogwarts one thing was for sure was that Malfoy was absolutely in love with me. He only went out with Pansy and the other hundreds of girls because he could never get me.
Wait… so, assuming that this story takes place during or after book five, and, once again, assuming that there are about, 20 girls/ year, Malfoy seems to be dating quite a few girls who are younger that him, possibly first years? Am I the only one who is bothered by this?
*Gets through to rest of fic* Ok, that is slightly less disturbing in comparison…


This hair streak changed colors with her emotions.
What about your eyes?

I have been since we were 12 years old.
Re: Hundreds of other girls
DO NOT WANT


When they were found and the Potters asked Headmaster Dumbledore to inspect their children to find the cause of Voldemort’s demise,
Perhaps it’s because other the other few fics, but for some reason, my brain seems to be trapped in the gutter.

This goes on for a while, until both Ron and Harry sort of slink away, and we’re just laughing our heads off.
God boys. Now go fetch Madame Poppery Pomfrey

“Well that map is a copy, the original I put a spell on it, it was ancient magic, everyone had pretty much forgotten, it had to do with the veil Sirius fell through; it’s the veil to the land of the dead. The spell is in Russian but can be said in English and still work but we have to be at the veil, blood from each of us has to be put on a group picture along with each of the four elements and placed over the map which we push through the veil, and that’s it cause, the spell has been said”
“Cool can we please bring them back before I go to school?”
I just love Harry’s acceptance of all this.

James and Lily, Voldamort killed you
No, really? Came James’s sarcastic reply

The potters were never killed because of an oath the took in school to each other
AWSOME! That makes so much sense! I promise I won’t die.
There! Now it’ll never happen!


hermione started to dance with kelso
Is that like gusto?

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Deathly Nits, courtesy of Allen Ahlberg
[info]r05km
2009-01-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
"When they were found and the Potters asked Headmaster Dumbledore to inspect their children to find the cause of Voldemort’s demise,"

Like? What?

"We're lining up to see the head,
it is a thing I always dread,
And in my opinion there's nothing worse,
Suppose on me he finds The Curse?

I go inside and sit on the chair,
He ruffles his fingers through my hair,
I feel my face getting hot and red,
Suppose Voldemort's demise is on my head?

It's taking ages, it must be bad,
What if he writes to mum and dad?
I'd rather be put for remedial charms
Than be the one carrying dark-lord harms

Then a tap on my arm and he says 'Next please!'
And i'm out in the corridor's cooling please,
but still there is that sense of dread,
what if Voldie's demise had been in my head?"

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[info]aquabadger
2009-01-09 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Her thighs were slim columns of flesh, narrowing from an apex of dark curls.
I was about to say "Can you even get narrower from the apex of something, since it's the vertex? Because either I have the wrong idea of what an apex is, or someone has been over-thesaurusing.", but then I realized that I was talking about pubes, and I felt really weird.

I have dreamt about you and have literally pictured you saying those words to me.
And at that point, they realized that this must be an imposter, because the real Hermione knows the difference between "literally" and "figuratively".

I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I like wearing black and yellow and I’m very into non-mainstream music and films.
...Did you hear that?
That was the sound of both the punk and indie subcultures screaming in pain.


“Would it kill ya to say ‘Good afternoon, Aarika’?” I murmur, feigning tears. I sniffle.
Fred wipes his hand under his eyes, “Harry, you’re SO mean. We are SO upset...” We mimic each other and make crying sounds.
“Waaaaah! Wah, wah, waaaaaah!” George crumples down on my lap, I blush and laugh and cry at the same time. This goes on for a while, until both Ron and Harry sort of slink away, and we’re just laughing our heads off.

THIS...is your brain on fanfic.

“I’m Pregnant”
“Your what!” yells Harmony’s Brothers, Sirius, Reggie, and James, “Who’s the Father?”
“ My husband”

SHOCKING!

As for Malfoy he kept fighting but the kids this troyd him and banished his body so no one in the world can bring him back!!.So that was the end of Malfoy u think? i hope so
this troyd.
THIS. TROYD.
That's not even...that doesn't LOOK likealdjfafkldsfajjjjjjjjjjjjjjj





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[info]ija_ijewna
2009-01-19 03:38 pm UTC (link)
THIS. TROYD.
That's not even...that doesn't LOOK likealdjfafkldsfajjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Breathe, please. It will go away, I promise. I will that troy it. ;-)

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[info]elethian
2009-01-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
“Now take off for rob”

I am NOT disrobing in front of my brother-in-law.

“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?”

Sure, but that's not the womanly warmth I'm interested in. *wiggles eyebrows*

there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment.

He's just not that into you.

He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.

Wait -- puts it back where, if not into the bra you weren't wearing?

Actually, I don't want to know.

Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches.

Only moderate-sized fat pouches.

LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!

Well Love sure isn't living up to its name, now is it?

Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out.

...ew.

Harrietta’s scar was a ‘C’ shaped crescent moon in the same spot that Harry’s was, only slightly higher.

Slightly higher: what I would need to be to enjoy this fic.

“Regulus Black was a Black Panther”

Wow, I didn't know they had those in the UK.

the kids this troyd him

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

they never imagined that he could possess such an enormous and thick power inside him.

THERE IS NO INNUENDO HERE WHY DO YOU ASK

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[info]eir_de_scania
2009-01-10 09:05 pm UTC (link)
there was a soft genital side he was showing

***Happens to all men sometimes. Especially when they've reached Voldie's age.

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[info]akashasheiress
2009-01-10 09:22 pm UTC (link)
there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment.

It happens to every Dark Lord.

He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.

Detachable boobies!

(the fic`s title)
LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!


I'm picturing this read by Kent Brockman.

“Of course Hermione dear. You know we love you and that you are a part of this family. And if you choose Draco then all we can say is WELCOME TO THE FAMILY DRACO MALFOY.

''Have some LSD!''

later they went to a party where hermione started to dance with kelso

Bob Kelso!?

Immediately the cock in her hand hardened, and so fascinated was she at watching the cock double in size, that she didn't see the murderous glint in the owners emerald eyes.

For some reason this image makes me want to crack up.










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[info]ija_ijewna
2009-01-19 03:29 pm UTC (link)
toe finally coming back around front.
Sounds painful.

He slowly reaches around and undoes my bra, tossing it to the side. He lefts one up and licks it with his snake like tongue. His tongue felt cold to my breast and his hands felt colder, but there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment. He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.
Foreplay - ur doing it rong.

I - I want my baby to have a successful life! I can’t do this by myself! If I try, I’ll have to get a job to support the child, and I’ll never be home, and me kid will grow up too fast and do dangerous things!
Is that some kind of ultra-conservative propaganda against working single moms? Funny how getting a job is considered a total failure...

Rosalie was a metamorphagus.
Not to confuse with esophagus.

This hair streak changed colors with her emotions. Red when she felt hatred, orange when she was mad, yellow when she was happy, green when she was worried or jealous, blue when she was sad, purple when she felt shy or embarrassed, pink when she felt love for someone, and black when she didn’t feel anything.
In high-school we've had a lot of fun with Ph indicators. The colour changes depended on Ph of given reagent. I loved it, so now I can relate. :-D

But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.
A fact that anytime she cried her hair turned blue, was considered a funny coincidence. Besides people will NEVER know how you feel, if you don't tell them. They're, like emotionaly blind, totally!!111eleven!

LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!
I'm in! Show me the way, please!

and you probably hate me but I can’t help but feel the way I feel. Your intelligent, beautiful funny...
And here's where Hermione slapped him, screaming: "My what?!"

This one was a snake; a beautiful snake as wide as Harry's torso and 4 times his height.
"Wormtail, what you've been feeding Nagini? And how much?!"
"Three buckets of french fries with cheese, my Lord. Why do you ask?"

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[info]seekingnevada
2009-01-30 03:08 pm UTC (link)
He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.

And, er, that totally doesn't sound like Voldemort is now wearing her bra.

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[info]pica_scribit
2009-03-01 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Through my years at Hogwarts one thing was for sure was that Malfoy was absolutely in love with me. He only went out with Pansy and the other hundreds of girls because he could never get me.

Sure; you just keep telling yourself that. It's your natural modesty that attracted him, isn't it?

but there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment.

*obligatory impotence joke*

‘What is best for the baby? What is best for me? Will I ever be able to look at him and not fear him? Hermione pull yourself together! This is for the baby. Do this. Say yes.’

Yes, because the best thing to do if a man rapes and impregnates you is marry him. Because those are the qualities you definitely want in a life-partner and the father of your child.

“Go to Hell, Malfoy. I don’t want to do this! I - I want my baby to have a successful life! I can’t do this by myself! If I try, I’ll have to get a job to support the child, and I’ll never be home, and me kid will grow up too fast and do dangerous things! All because of YOU! I didn’t want to be pregnant! I wanted to go to university! I wanted to be something! You ruined my plans, Malfoy!

Thank God for this, at least. Of course, the real Hermione would be smart enough to realise that she has the love and support of many, many friends and family to help her through this difficult, so thankfully she need not rely on, you know, her rapist.

( a/n: link to outfit on profile just click on the link to and you can see all of the outfits that the people wear in my stories)

Thank you. So much. Why doesn't JKR do this on her website? That would totally make the series 1,000,000,000 times better. Seriously, though, people who write like this need to stop writing and go finish playing with their Barbies for a few more years.

Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out.

Heh. Pooping. My inner six year old is laughing her ass off.

Kat well she, lily and Harmony all cut there fingers in our seventh year and mixed the blood together so she should work for Kat as well

Because that would totally alter their DNA and is in no way a symbolic gesture. *smacks self* Why am I arguing with the logic behind this lame-ass fic?

Harry married Pansy Parkinson, Ron and Hermione, Narcissa Malfoy Married Serverus Snape after her son killed her Husband in the battle for the Light, Draco married Ginny much to Ron’s dismay, they had six kids. Harmony’s little girl was named Noelle they had twins after that. Noelle and Draco’s son Ryan were best friends till Hogwarts but that’s another story.

I'm having flashbacks to a certain Epilogue That Must Not Be Named.

As for Hary-Ron-Nicky-Harmione they whent on the most beautifull romantic aneversary ever and the story go's on but you have to dream the rest of the story !!

Thank God for small mercies! *whacks lazy babelauthor*

Voldemort watched, rather lustily, as the other’s eyes flashed in madness. In a swift move, Harry cast the deadly curse towards Voldemort. The other retaliating with the same curse only a split-second later. As expected, their curse met head-on and seemed to solidify into a thick thread. Both green curses pushing against the other, trying to overpower and win ultimately.
Harry gritted his teeth pushing more power in his wand and succeeded in pushing the other’s curse. Voldemort’s face also showed the exertion he was using trying to overpower Harry. Both opponents had their concentration solely on each other. All noise seemed to muffle as they try to stare each other down. Both had sweat trickling over their faces; gasps of breath could be heard and grunts of force.


This may be the dirtiest thing I've ever read!

they never imagined that he could possess such an enormous and thick power inside him.

And it just doesn't stop. I love how this author's fight scene is sexier than the actual sex scene.

This one was a snake; a beautiful snake as wide as Harry's torso and 4 times his height. When light deigns to caress him, he sparkles in a rainbow of colours like that of a precious diamond.

Is this snake by any chance from Forks?

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