The Babbling Chronicles ([info]babb_chronicles) wrote,
@ 2009-01-11 00:53:00
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Babb Drabble Contest, the ninth
Harry and Voldemort are at their final blow in the 7th book. Hott dog, Harry's 17 years old! wow! In mid-duel, Harry stops and starts his funky song

she was the most feared child. the minister thought they killed her but when Harry find out he is Angel and he wants revange, wizards and witch, beward, Angel Riddle is back and she is not happy.

"Mione ur a changed women"!, boy i'm impressed squealed one of Hermione's best friends ginny.' Take a look urself! said Ginny OmG! screamed Hermione ur the best!


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[info]nightleo
2009-01-14 07:39 pm UTC (link)
After writing this, I realized how little I know about funk, but anyway...
Harry and Voldemort are at their final blow in the 7th book. Hott dog, Harry's 17 years old! wow! In mid-duel, Harry stops and starts his funky song
"You'll never defeat me, Potter!" Voldemort shrieked as Harry dodged a curse.
"This battle is only half way through, Tom!" Harry shouted back, then paused.
"Which means," Harry said, facing the audience, "it's time for my funky intermission!"
"What are you talking about, Potter!?" Voldemort shouted as back-up dancers with big hair and in tight clothes suddenly appeared to with multi-colored lights bouncing off the ceiling.
Suddenly, a funky beat started and Harry began to sing:
"Today's a funky day
And in my funky way
I'm beating up Tom Riddle
He ain't got a fiddle
Hott dog, I'm seventeen!
Wow! And I'm quite keen
on defeating this unfunky man
In desperate need of a tan!"
The music stopped, the dancers left, the lights disappeared, and Harry faced Voledmort.
"Now that you've seen my funky song, let me show you my funky spells!"
And so the battle continued.

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[info]evelanstoneleaf
2009-01-16 08:48 pm UTC (link)
she was the most feared child. the minister thought they killed her but when Harry find out he is Angel and he wants revange, wizards and witch, beward, Angel Riddle is back and she is not happy.
“Well, that makes absolutely no sense,” Harry said, as he leaned back in his seat and turned to Ron. “but I expect that’s what you get when you eat a package of chocolate frogs before bed.”
“But it was so vivid last night,” Ron moaned, shutting the cover of his dream diary on the single entry. “You where a girl and everything.”
Harry reached into his bag and pulled out “Unfogging the Future” with a sigh as professor Trelawney circulated around the room.
“So, what would you say the subject of your dream was?” He asked as he started to flip through the pages. “Harry, Angel, Riddle or-“
“Horrible fanfiction” Ron sighed.
“Right.”

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[info]adelate
2009-01-17 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Ha, brilliant! :D

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[info]timydamonkey
2009-01-21 07:25 pm UTC (link)
If this is still open...

Harry and Voldemort are at their final blow in the 7th book. Hott dog, Harry's 17 years old! wow! In mid-duel, Harry stops and starts his funky song

Harry and Voldemort were in the middle of their duel when Harry abruptly stopped.

Voldemort stopped the Cruciatus curse mid-throw, and said, "Come, Potter! Be spirited! Did nobody teach you anything about paying attention in duels?" He felt quite affronted that the boy didn't see a thread coming from his direction.

Harry was having more important issues... He'd remembered that when Dudley had been put on a diet, Harry had been hiding food in the floorboards. With everything else that had happened, he'd forgotten. He could have sworn he'd left a hot dog down there... that would also explain the smell...

Whispering a communication spell, Harry said, "Hermione? I'm going to..." he swallowed, "create a distraction. I need you to look something up for me... it's under the floorboards..."

Voldemort, now clearly irritated, snapped, "Potter!", but luckily Harry had completed his correspondence. He took a deep breath, looking scared, then started jumping up and down and started singing.

"Shake your... funky song..." was all Voldemort heard before he bristled and levelled his wand at Harry.

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Looking back on the ridiculous incident, Ron said, "Never mind Voldemort. Seriously though Harry. That hot dog was seventeen years old."

"That's impossible! I only put it there... a few years ago..."

"Unless you have some sort of time vortex under your floorboards, Harry, that's not possible," said Hermione.

Everybody stared at Harry's floorboard suspiciously...

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