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Part CCXXXI - holy crow
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Hello, my name is Harry Potter. Last week, I participated in the Hogwarts talent show, doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. To my disbelief I won first place. I had spent weeks and weeks perfecting my dances. I thought that everyone in the Great Hall was going to have a heart attack when I finally took off the hat. What did they think, that all I was good for was killing Voldemort?
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“Yes, of course. And I was going to ask, what were you going to name the baby?”
“Uh, we were thinking about Stephen,” James jumped in.
“Ew. James, gross! Stephen is an old guy’s name,” Lily interjected.
“My husband’s name is Stephen,” muttered the young nurse angrily.
Lily retreated into her pillows and had an apologetic look on her face. “How about Harry?”
“Hmm.” James sat back into his chair, crumpling up the paper cup in his hand. “Simple, cute…. Easy to spell. Great!”
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They stumbled into Dumbledore’s office just as Dumbledore finished combing his beard.
“Ah, yes, Lillian and James Potter. James, I remember you, you nasty little mischievous boy.”
James laughed his manly laugh

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“She’s a Metamorphus. We’re going to interrogate her, sue her by means of her wand.” Albus stood, looking more serious than ever.
“No, Albus, you can’t do that.” Lily clutched her baby protectively.
“She deliberately delayed the birth so Neville would save the world. She changed the future, that’s a serious offense.”
“What’s your proof?” Lily released her tight grip on the baby and held him gently.
“Did she say, ‘Stop pushing’ in the middle of your birth?”
“Yes, but…”
“That’s it. You were supposed to push, Lily, that’s how you get the baby out.”
“I know that.”
“Let’s go interrogate that Healer!” James decided, getting to his feet.
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She stood in front of the mirror, making sure she looked just right. She shook her head to move her scarlet bangs from her eyes, her mid-back length, wavy, ginger hair sparkling as it moved gently, rippling down her back. Her eyes met those in her reflection, and she saw excitement shine in her large eyes, which were a swirl of blue-green with flecks of grey, brown and purple centering around her pupil.
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“Hello Hogwarts!!! We are the Royals Dance Crew. Before we get started, let me introduce you to the team!”
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“This is Daniel!” The girl said, watching Dan do the flares. He stopped, kicked up so he was back on his feet, struck a B-boy pose and walked back to the group. Another one stepped forward and removed their hood.
“Here’s Haley!” The girl had long black hair and fair skin. She did three pirouettes and jumped, landing in the splits, before returning to her friends. The audience cheered.
“Meet Rupert!” A boy with dirty blond hair stepped forward. He ran towards the Slytherin table, before turning right, running and doing a triple handspring across the stage.
“Here is Selena.” Another girl removed her hood. She had long brown hair and freckles. She did a 6 Step followed by several Air Flares before blowing a kiss to the crowd.
“Give a shout out to Tom!” This boy had dreadlocks and dark olive skin. He smirked at the crowd before starting out with an air walk and ending with a drill headspin. He got up, winked (at which point Rose was thinking “Good god, why does he always have to be like this?”) and took the mic from the girl, who walked to the centre of the stage, arms crossed.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you our leader, and your newest classmate. You’re very lucky to have her, we’re all gonna miss her. Here’s Rose!!!” Tom practically yelled into the mic. She took off the purple hoodie, revealing a blue T-shirt. She had long red hair and fair skin. She smiled and waved, before turning around. She did a backflip, followed by a back handspring, ending in the splits. Her group followed behind her and they did their end poses, followed by bright blue fireworks shooting out everywhere.
“It’s her! IT’S HER!!!” Blaise and Harry both hollered at the same time to members of there houses. Blaise was going ballistic, as were Fred and George. The lights came back on, and Dumbledore stood next to them, clapping his hands together.
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“What house are you in?” Someone yelled. Rose looked at Dumbledore, who nodded at her.
“Well, Professor Dumbledore asked me if I had a house preference, to which I said I didn’t really know much about the houses. We came to an agreement.” She paused, and looked at Dumbledore, nodding at him to continue.
“Miss Bellevoire will be staying in each common room for one week, before we will place the Sorting Hat on her head. The two of them will then decide where she will be.” Dumbledore finished for her.
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"What? what do you want? Sirius Black? womanizer entrrepeneur? i don't want to know you. i don't need to know you so..." i turned back to my work and after a while i started to become agitated, he still hadn't moved so,...
"So, Miss Black, what's your name?" i sighed and turned to him.
"Ebony. Ebony Black okay? and no, you can't make me Mrs Black or even make me say i am when slepeing with you. Just leave me alone okay?"
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Summary: The pink haired cousin of Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, is transferring to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but not before attending the Quidditch World Cup.
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“Lord, if it would please you, I offer my services. My available womb, for example, my Lord.” Bellatrix said quietly, her eyes on the floor, bowing to Voldemort.
Voldemort smiled his cold, evil smile and spoke in his cold, high voice, “Yes, Bellatrix. I find those offers to my liking. Tonight, come back here at ten-oh-clock exactly. I will not except your offer if you are even a second late.”
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He closed his eyes which hid his emerald green eyes from the world. A sound, that could cause an orgasm by the way, reached his ears which caused him to shift in the cream colored couch. He opened his eyes when those sounds entranced him. His lover had a chocolate covered banana in his mouth – sucking and nipping the delicious treat.
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Once again karma played the bitch as he ever so slightly notice a black laced thong stuck out of those tight muggle jeans of Draco’s. The blonde moved the banana into his left hand and licked his right hand so it could once again be chocolate free. The blonde’s hips swayed as he took a bit of his treat, those eyeballs rolling to the back of his head in sheer pleasure. Harry swallowed a mouthful of saliva while nervously opening his bottled water.
The blonde’s gaze became seductive - the silver pools partially covered by the eyelids and were radiating pure lust and love, as he turned to face Harry. He purposely cocked his head to the side with that banana pressed to his lips muttering a ‘what’s the matter love?’ in a low purr. This caused Harry’s cock to twitch and beg to be in control over Harry’s brain. Harry, however, disobeyed his cock’s commands and quickly downed the ice cold water
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In the middle there was the now splattered chocolate covered banana whose chocolate dirtied the floor. He looked up at his lover and noticed that lower lip quivering with those eyes gleaming with the threat to cry. Instant jealously purged Harry’s system from all control.
‘How in the hell is that stupid fucking BANANA getting more worry from him then I do get on a daily basis?!’ Harry’s mind snapped while he glared the banana to another death.
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“I feel like Romeo and Juliet,” Emilie muttered as she sat next to Charles.
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James Harry Potter. My bestfriend since birth. He was already there, a built in mate if you will. He is tall around 6’2, hazel eyes, quidditch build and the messiest black hair you will ever see.
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Sirius is a damn good looking bloke too. He is same height as James with grey eyes if you think that it would look dull, think again. His black wavy MESSY hair falls just into his eyes. He just like James is also built.
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Now all that’s left it me. Xeomara Elizabeth Raes. I’m short and tiny and when I say that I mean short and tiny. I’m 5 feet tall and am lucky if I weight 110 pounds soaking wet. I have long dark brown hair(or black if you want because I mean really dark!) that falls in loose curls(naturally) to my waist. Big deep blue eyes or so I’ve been told. My whole family has been in ravenclaw for as long as anyone can remember. You see my family are decendents from Rowena Ravenclaw and Godric Gryffindor(as is james, so were distantly related somehow. I don’t really know.) So noone has been in gryffindor in my family except me(even though were related, weird I know.) And I’m aboslutely hated for it. My parents just like sirius’s are all going along with this bloke Voldemort about no muggle-borns, pure blood all the way. It bloody stupid. I’ve been beaten, straved, and treated as the family house elf since I came home that first christmas after the sorting(im sorry ive never told you this guys its embarrasing and you know I hate showing feelings.)
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‘Yo, Vol-diddy,’ said Ethelinda jokingly. Voldemort merely raised an eyebrow.
‘Go, daughter,’ he said. ‘I must speak with Marielle alone.’
Sullenly, Ethelinda nodded, slouching off to the First Living Room alone.
‘Marielle,’ Voldemort said crisply.
‘My Lord,’ Marielle replied. Voldemort’s expression softened at her words.
‘Please, call me ‘Tom’, my love,’
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“Have you ever heard of a Demaphim?” Albus looked thoughtful and shook his head.
“They’re a supposedly extinct being, part Vampire, part Demiguise and part what muggles would call Seraphim. They can control actions of others, turn invisible and amongst other things, fly.” She stopped to take a breath and cough out some ashes.
“Sir, form what I have read, if Harry was one, then if he did not want you to say anything about him, then he could control your speech and communication.”
Dumbledore let out a large roar with an excited expression on his face
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There was one memorable day that Harry came down for breakfast to see Severus sitting at the bar with a wetsuit half undone and eating a banana. There were many pale scars crossing his well defined torso. Harry was slightly surprised, he’d always thought of Severus been thin and not a muscle on him.
“Why on earth are you wearing that?” Harry asked, bewildered. Severus rolled his eyes.
“Have you seen the waves today? Pure heaven. Been out surfing since six.” Severus said in his Australian accent. He often did that much to Harry’s amusement.
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Harry turns around and is scared because he see’s the person behind him is draco, the guy he was just confessing his undying love for. dr draco how long have you been there
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All harry can think of is Oh my god he knows and he doesn’t love me back oh my god oh my god oh my god harry falls to the ground new tears falling to the ground
Draco moves in on harry and harry backs up into a wall dra dra draco what a are y you doing
Im trying to tell you how I feel about you harry I love you
Dr draco this isn’t funny stop trying to mess with me
Draco cups harry face and see’s harry just but keeps his hands where they are
Harry I LOVE YOU I really truly do
The then why do you only have sex with me then leave like it meant nothing. why was it before we had sex you would talk with me for hours why? Harry starts to sob again
Harry stop crying harry listen to me please just listen to me harry shakes his head but couldn’t because dracos hand was still holding his head still
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Draco flinches at what harry said when we kissed and had sex that first time I didn’t think it was mutrally that you were just frustrated and needed a partner so when we had sex a few more times it didn’t seem like it meant to you as mucha s it did to me and I just couldn’t satnd seeing you with other guys
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draco leans back in but instead of kissing hary and the lips he starts to suck on harrys neck he hears harry start to moan
Oh my god this feels so goodz harry wraps his arms around draco’s neck draco starts to move his way down harrys neck. Then he taste clothing. Draco growls at the offence piece of clothing.
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Draco captures one of harrys nipples and harry trows back his head and starts to moan really load
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Harry starts to make his way down draco’s chest licking and biting everywhere he could then he get up and moves draco to the edge of the bed and gets down on him knee’s and stares at draco till he looks at him and then lick the tip of his cock
Draco wants to trow his head back but cant takes his eyes aways fromt hose brilliant green eyes and watches harry lick and suck parts of his cock
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Ha harry im going to cum soon
Me me to
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Harry wakes up and stretches wow lost night was great he looks around and doesn’t see draoc anywhere and starts to panic and starts to cry again I knew it was to good to be true
Draco comes in with a tray full of food for them and see’s harry in a ball crying and drops the tray and runs to harry harry draling whats wrong are you okay
All harry does is wraps his arms around draco holding him tightly to himself I thought you left again and then I thought that it was a dream and it made me so sad I started to cry
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Harry I love you with all my heart and I will love you forever throught your nightmares draco saw harry flinch when he said that but continued on I will love you even if the hole world is aganst you draco has ron and mione puff up at the implication that they would ever be againt him harry I will love you if you feel you don’t deserve it I will love you through everything and it might be to soon for this he saw harry final could see where he was going and harry gasped and draco could see tears formingand got worried but went on harry will you please do the honner and marry me and make me draco malfoy-potter
Draco wait in suspence for harry to say somthi9gn but when he just stood there he got up and turned away because he was going to cry he satrtted to leave
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sorry harry but draco didn’t spend a penny on this it’s a heir lume he took it took and hour to find it in the room and draco whats with all those thinkgs in that room
Oh well its all theheir looms in our family he saw miones jaw drop holy crow seriously
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Madam Pomfrey did not look pleased but nodded. “Well, it would appear that you are two months pregnant, Mr. Potter.”
Harry looked at her as if he hadn’t heard her right. “What?”
“Your pregnant.” she repeated.
Harry looked at her and then Draco and began to cry. “Papa’s going to kill me...” he sobbed heart broken as Draco gathered him into his lap.
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“Harry, breath, it will be all right..” Sirius was getting worried.
“No, it won’t. I’m pregnant..” he looked at his Papa crying.
Sirius let go of him for a moment, pulled out of the hug to look at his face. “Who?” he asked softly his anger sufacing.
“Draco..” he whispered.
Sirius turned from being concerned to pissed without really knowing it. “After my warnings? After I told you to stay away?”
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Harry looked at him. “Why? What has Lucius done? I want to understand”
Sirius moved to sit on the sofa. “I was on your shoes, when I was sixteen, Harry.” he whispered. "The baby was Lucius'"
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“James’s mother healed me, but the damage had been done, I can no longer carry children.” Sirius whispered.
Harry looked at him crying. "Your parents allowed him to do that? They didn't care?" He whispered.
"I was a disappointment to my parents, and it was the law that if the parents of the unborn child were not going to wed, the paternal grandfather had the right to force an abortion
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We spent 4 hours straight shopping then we had lunch then we spent another 3 hours shopping. We bought a 4 poster crib which had a sleep spell on it so when you wanted your baby to sleep it would till you wanted it to wake up and it was big enough for three babies. It was ebony with silver drapes with matching blankets and pillows. It also came with a matching change table which was charmed to change the baby’s nappy for you. Then we bought a mountain of baby books and baby spells. Then we got high chair made out of silver and white gold. Then we bought mountains and mountains of baby clothes all black white silver pink gold red and purple, with booties that match each outfit. We bought a baby bath made out of onyx and mother of pearl with a baby hair brush made out of onyx with mother of pearl and diamonds and baby wash that never fan out that made my baby’s skin feel like satin. A bought a plush baby rug that was light lavender and silver. Then we went and got heaps of maternity clothes that actually looked good on me. Then we went to the toys that’s when Anna went nuts she grabbed every teddy bear on the shelves then she went to grab many other expensive baby play items.



Thanks to:
pica_scribit for the fic in which Harry impersonates Michael Jackson and the fic in which a healer deliberately delays Harry`s birth.