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Part CCCII - the body of the hand

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She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times.
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Dear Cami,
I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige and I had to go to Greace. Sure that was fun, but Hogwarts is better. The reason for that is I almost lost my necklace! I know it was horrible. I was doing the dishes, the tie broke and would have fell down the drain if my uncel Tom didn't cach it. Ahh, it was probaly the scariest thing in my life. How did you'r summer go? Did you get any letters from a serten someone (Sirius)? Did you fall off you'r broom again or have you never been on it since that? Ohhh, I'm so glad that we are finally friends. First and second year were murder, I'm sorry but if you don't like somone I think you should be a little bit more suddle opposed to tricking them in their sleep.
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Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy. Each of my parents picked out two of my names from there heritage so I woulden't "loose myself" in a big world. My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with. Although I love all of my names Ea is my favriote, I think it's strong and destructive yet light and cheerful.

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Mum and dad never cared that they carried or wheeled my things around, I think it makes them feel wanted.
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I always knew that the Slytherin came from a skin and bone family, so her health for being so skinny would never concern me. Her thick and wavy dark brown hair was cut from its long waist length pretty place, and replaced by now landing at the shoulders. The sweet brown eyes that you could look into and see forever had gone away too, if you look at them now you will see pain.
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Rane was tall and lanky, but had tons of mussel. He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion. That didn't stop him from his brooding brown eyes, and short brown hair.
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after that as you are walking back to yours and severus room you remember *wait we didnt use any protetecation i'm not on the pill severus didnt use a condom oh fuck* you run back to your room and see snape sitting on the sofa reading "whats the matter with you" he snaps because you had disturbed him "last night did we use protetication" you see his face is unchanged "i said a conterceptive spell while you were thinking if you wanted to do erm" his face suddenly became uncomfetable (sp) "anyway the spell should work....what made you suddenly think of that anyway" you looked uneasy "well my grandfather wanted to talk to me and i blushed when he asked me what we were doing and he worked it out and asked when he would be a great grandfather" snapes face went pailer then usual "and what you say"
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Besides she was pretty, very pretty and also thin. She was so biutifull that she did not have many friends, becoz she was so beautiful that all closd their eyes too if she comes.
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Hogwarts Xpress made only for her a detour, because she was so beautifull, that all shut the eyes closed as an exemption. The others did not notice from nothing because Dumpeldore shifting them into a deep sleep, coz they should not notice that they drive over Germany! But when Sandy entered the Hogwarts Xpress every1 woke up and there they were already also nearly in Hogwarts, because the train drove so fast that nobody which had noticed. Sandy did not sit alone in the compartment, but since all had closed the eyes, it was her alone by herself in realidad - alone (A/N: The poor girl, is she not???).
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There the speaking hat (that is a hat that can speak and selcting the peopils for the houses) was and it have also a poem ready:
four houses we have here
noone gives the hat som beer
thats mean and unfair
i vote for a hat union there
and now i will both small and tall
beluvd childrens sort you all
And therefore Sandy was the oldest and prettiest truely, she is first one to being selected to a house!
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The hat said: "You are so prettily! Select you may where you want to go" Sandy considered for a long time… She knews she was smart, and nicely and courageously, therefore all houses would fit very well.
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The hall grew silent and horrified: How could a so beautiful girl only go after Slythheryn, to the people, which are not so nice, and Dumpledore of folded the forehead, which was already very wrinkly. But Snape threw a naughty view to Sandy too (A/N: I have the difficult words in an encyclopedia checked)
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He was called Kevin Millershut, that’s at least was McGonnagell has said, who was a house teacher of Griffindoyr and who commanded the hat, becoz she herself carried such a hat, she had the power over all hats in Hogwarts.
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Kimuc Samui saw interested over to Kevin, because she always have liked weak boys, but Kevin did not notice it, he regarded only the meal. But he did not want to eat it, except the desert, because he was a desertarian (He ate only sweets). Kevin was by the way just as old as Sandy, which was just as old as Harry and Ron and Hermione. But Sandy was the most beautifull one (A/N: Yes, I know Hermione and the others are already rather pretty, but Sandy is sooo pretty, she is blond, with long shini hair and she has short, white teeth, not like Hermione, which I like however very very much also!)
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„That is new new teacher for DADA. His name is Mr. Mine. But you dear children, tell him Professor Mr. Mine, because he is now a professor, but you can say to him also only Professor Mine. And now all goes to oyurs room houses and sleeps, tomorrow again will be much the matter into your houses, because in Hogwarts always much is up!!”
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Then he also rose as bawled out and a huge crapped on by the teachers and he did not want another one.
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Servus Snape gave them a hearty welcome Becoz he already had a little exams for them to do! (mean, I know!). He said they all had to make a mockturtle soup (Since they changed the educating plans in Hogwarts the y had new curriculars) and he will try then.
Hermione cooked a love potion instead of the soup, becaoz she was in love with Snapybunny. She used a lott of spezial soup seasoing into it so the dark master of Potions and lord of her dreams wouldn’t notice.
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Lilly Evans gulped rubbing her psalms over her getting bigger baby belly.
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She had only been sexed that #1ce last month so it had to be he was the father of the baby she had in her tummy. She didnt know hw he'd think about the baby o about her thinking about getting it abortcioned. She walked to the Grand Hall with Shale laughong about what some of the people werwe planned to where to the mustic fest next month. Lilly's band the Mudbloods were going to play. There were trying to tyrn the word into a postive insult. They sat down at the table and started eating Lilly. could see the groube of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter eating to being loud and obnixous boys. Sometimes Lilly couldn't belieeve she let him put his thingie in her he was sometimes so immaature. But it had felt gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey James Potter is coming!
"What?" Her mind whent back to that night when he was comign then to but inside of her instead and that's how they made the baby. (just in case u didn't know)
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“Thats why i wanted to get it abortcioned."
"YOU CAN"T GET IT ABORTCIONED.!!!!!!!!!!!" He stood up in horrified anger. "ONLY MUDBLOODS AND MUGGELS BELEIVE IN ABOTCIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its AGAINST MAGIC LAW.!!!!!!!!!"
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Lilly started wearing bagg clothes and not wash her hari so that peploe woudlnt pay so much attencion to her and not notice that she was gaing so much wait
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She ad James pertended to hate them even thou they were in secretly lovej and criend in to her pillo everynight becaus she missed him and her ankels and woomb hurts.
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They had agreened 2 have her bron at Sirius's house cause his parenrs let him smoke wizarding weed and not carae. "Push it out Llly.!" they told her loud. Lilly yelled but the Blacks didn't worrie. Lots of blud and stuf came out but non babe. Lilly had to push her out fro days holding on to Jamees's hand he encoraged her the hole time and helped to tryed to pull the babe out when she had to stope and sleep.
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"I thhnik i'm gonna to cal u........................Sillouetta Dawn. U r the purddiest babe I've have ever seen. Sillouetta. Have a guud live." He kissed her (nud on the lips.! Sirius isnt a pedofile u pervs!) and put her on the St. Mango's steps.
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So, where do I start on this thing? Well, let’s start with how I look. I am only about 5 feet even, yeah I’m freaking short. Don’t comment on that or else I will hex you into oblivion. I have waist length Ashy-Brown hair with natural bright red streaks. I also have cloudy green eyes with gold and hazel flecks. Awesome, right? Too bad my name is Selena Mystery Black.
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Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back.
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I was wearing a pair of faded distressed jeans with my black boots that have the wand pocket in them. I was wearing a long sleeved pale blue shirt that hugs my curves. I had on a metallic silver vest over it. I was also wearing a silver chained necklace with a silver peace sign charm. I also had a thick metallic silver headband in my hair, exposing my ears.
I had side-swept bangs with longer bangs that grown our that framed my face. I had 2 piercing in each ear. One in the normal spot on my earlobe and another one at the top of my ear. I had in silver studs on the top of my ears with blue peace signs in my earlobe. Yeah, I’m a head-turner. I’ve been cursed with the Black family good looks.
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I wasn’t overly built. I was petite. I am extremely skinny, people would think I was Anorexic if they didn’t see me eat. I have very toned legs. I have a six pack abs and very strong arms. I wasn’t overly built, you could only see my muscles if I’m either wearing nothing covering them or tight clothes.
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Harry didn´t know what had happened one second he was standing with the black cloak he just stool from the unknown wizard and the next minute he had to run for his life. The wizard he thought were a simple unknown wizard just happened to be a very high class wizard and the founder of the shop Gladrags Wizardwear.
This wizard had acquired a very cleaver device working almost like a muggle panic button the wizard pushed the button when Harry grabbed him in the alley and while Harry thought he had succeeded in stealing from the wizard the man had alarm his private security team and they were there in seconds.
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The five men were all dressed in combat gear although the younger one were still fighting to get it on when they arrived by their boss side.
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when Harry just looked at them no emotions on his face just blinking at them one of the younger guards grabbed for him and that second harry stepped back a step and took the guards hand and pulled it towards the guard opposite him so they ended up hitting each other and falling to the ground
the other wizards stood completely still not moving to shocked to move even a muscle Harry saw this as his signal to run put before he got a chance the four left standing inclusive Mr. Branster all fired stupefy and four red spell zoom in on him
Harry dodge two of them and “collected” the last one by simple raising his hand and grab it their for him to use later.
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So harry was raised by the Dursleys a simple muggle family, he was loved and adored by his "mother", hated by his "father" and tolerated by the fat kid
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Charlie Wenthod had just gotten a very strange phone call, a man had called him and told him that he would pay him for killing a kid for him. now this was not a common thing for Charlie to kill a kid, he had killed many people he was known in the muggle world as an assassin and in his own world "the Hunter" but children he had tried not to kill
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Harry now saw his captor for the first time the man was young properly about twenty-five the man had dark hair and brown soft eyes his body was normal and fit with a toned upper body.
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Charlie returned minutes after with a collar in his hands, it was something he held very dear he had just got rid of, the collar would punish the boy if he didn´t do exactly what he wanted him to do. yes Charlie thought himself to be a very smart man.
Harry went completely still when Charlie returned, the man sat down beside him and grabbed his hair to raise his head so he could put on the collar, Harry didn´t feel the collar at all.
Charlie looked at Harry, his eyes found his red lips ´some day I will make you my lover Harry but for now you need to learn how to kill, because on day you will kill for me. you will kill the Potters and i will stand by your side smiling`Yes he was looking forward to this.
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Days became weeks and month became years and at the age of third-teen Harry has become a stunning young man his body without any fat, his skin tanned and his hair short and with all sort of hair products to keep it right.
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Charlie loved this sections when Harry was under him pinned to the floor shakking from the pain of the collar, looking up at him with hurt eyes, Charlie hoped that one day the collar wouldn´t be needed and Harry raise his head and kiss him and they would have hot sex in this position Harry under him loving him.
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Sirius didn´t believe his eyes, on the bed were his two target in the process of having sex ´they are on the run, and they are having sex what´s wrong with them´ he looked at James who just looked away and pointed his wand at the bed.'
"Stupefy" James yelled
Harry looked at James when he heard the shout and pushed Alex of the bed while he himself rolled towards the attacking wizards and attack the closets one.
Sirius looked one while James cast the spell thinking it was a little unfair to attack them in the middle of something so sacred, he took hid words back when the boy rolled of the bed and charged at him and they both fell to the floor in a mess of arm and legs.
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James had to fight to not hid the slap the man across his face
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Harry sat in silence inspecting his fingers ´Charlie was right they are girly" as he thought this a hand landed on his shoulder and in reflex he had the body of the hand down on the table
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"Thanks" Sirius smiled at him " and what my fine lad is your name" Sirius said in falls happiness and narrowed his eyes at the boy.
",-,"
"Okay then can you tell me who your parents are" Sirius asked in a neutral voice.
",-,"
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"So you don´t have any interest in female´s at all" she asked for the tenth time Harry rolled his eyes at her and smiled at her.
"As i have said before Girl don´t turn me on"
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The kiss were good and they both moaned Maya´s hand found Harry bulge and Harry pulled them down so he was on top of Maya, and soon they were both naked and humoing each other like rabbits.
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"Revenge me Harry" and Charlie closed the door.
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The possibility of Bellatrix Lestrange once again terrorizing the wizard world was very real. America was facing a crises she was not prepared for, so Harry and his five friends...affectionately known as the “New Marauders,” prepared for combat...against an enemy they faced before, someone they had experience fighting. But also someone who was on par with The Dark Lord himself in remorse and skill.
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The American Death Eaters, sometimes laughingly scuffed as weak minded dark wizards who were more clumsy than dangerous, were also known to be superstitious and easily manipulable. They believed that a dark Goddess, known only by the name of a bright star in the universe, would come and lead them the glory they knew they would have.



Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the Camille fic, the Babelfic, the Sillouetta Dawn fic and the fic in which someone named Charlie enslaves Harry.
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I don't think I've ever been bombarded with so many typos in my life.
MTE. D:

cheryl_bites

7 years ago

randomneses

7 years ago

I'm getting such a kick out of the pro-hat story.
If Sillouetta Dawn isn't a troll, I will have to kill myself.
I think you can put away the razors.
Rane was tall and lanky, but had tons of mussel. He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion.
This reminds me quite a bit about art class last year, when the sleepier students would scratch their faces with their brushes.
But, man. Even they had the sense to keep it away from their eyes...

"YOU CAN"T GET IT ABORTCIONED.!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sounds like some painful cross between abortions and colon. Is that what you call it when you get rid of but-babies? 'cuz I just call it a bowel movement.

The wizard he thought were a simple unknown wizard just happened to be a very high class wizard and the founder of the shop Gladrags Wizardwear.
Harry, Harry, Harry. Their are no such things as NPCs in real life. Honestly.

I am only about 5 feet even, yeah I’m freaking short.
Dude. You're in first year. Just wait for puberty.

Lilly Evans gulped rubbing her psalms over her getting bigger baby belly.
Psalms: Ur doing it wrong

Lilly Evans gulped rubbing her psalms over her getting bigger baby belly.
Psalms: Ur doing it wrong


Maybe she's trying to prevent it being stolen awa' by the Good People.
Oh god, I just can't resist making these. Feel free to snag. D:



These are amazing.

valenstyne

7 years ago

Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back.

*uncontrollable giggling*
Rane was tall and lanky, but had tons of mussel. He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion.

I guess being a restaurant supplier is a demanding job.

That is new new teacher for DADA. His name is Mr. Mine. = most awesome DADA teacher name ever.

because in Hogwarts always much is up!!

*insert boner joke here*
This batch is hilarious!

So harry was raised by the Dursleys a simple muggle family, he was loved and adored by his "mother", hated by his "father" and tolerated by the fat kid
That should not make me laugh as hard as it does.

Mum and dad never cared that they carried or wheeled my things around, I think it makes them feel wanted.
Nor should that. It's just, it sounds like a reverse "accidental" baby—"I didn't mean to have parents, certainly not for a few more years at least, but I try to make them feel wanted."

Awesome, right? Too bad my name is Selena Mystery Black.
Yeah, that's pretty bad, but probably not for the reasons you think.
The hat song is genius. I SUPPORT HAT UNIONS FOR BEER
"and soon they were both naked and humoing each other like rabbits."
What exactly is "Humoing"? It sounds a bit like a painful medical procedure, or some new form of humming.
Either humping or humoring, take your pick.

cheryl_bites

7 years ago

vvvexation

7 years ago

cheryl_bites

7 years ago

msgreengenes

7 years ago

I would just like to say, IN WHAT WORLD does "Camille" mean "perfect" in French? (Or "pearfect," if you prefer).
Fuck me, you're right. There were so many other things wrong with that fic I didn't even notice that. DX

arctowardthesun

7 years ago

after that as you are walking back to yours and severus room you remember *wait we didnt use any protetecation i'm not on the pill severus didnt use a condom oh fuck*
Wow. That whole paragraph is REALLY disturbing. I don't know whether it's the atrociously bad use of the English language, or just the mere thought of talking about the pill and condoms with Snape in second-person tense... but it just is. :/


four houses we have here
noone gives the hat som beer
thats mean and unfair
i vote for a hat union there

This is just fabulous! I love this <3


Lots of blud and stuf came out but non babe.
Oh non! D:


"Thanks" Sirius smiled at him " and what my fine lad is your name" Sirius said in falls happiness and narrowed his eyes at the boy.
",-,"
"Okay then can you tell me who your parents are" Sirius asked in a neutral voice.
",-,"

... there are NINE CHAPTERS of this!
... there are NINE CHAPTERS of this!

,-,
Rane was tall and lanky, but had tons of mussel.
***He wheeled his wheel barrow through streets broad and narrow...



i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thought of that... XD

beardedtroll

7 years ago

eir_de_scania

7 years ago

phantomcranefly

7 years ago

She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm.

...You can do that?! *Looks out of the window and heads straight for the kitchen*

The weirdest thing about this fic is that the female friend is called "Noel". *Blinks* Is her sister called Liam?

He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion.

"Sorry, I was too tired to put my make-up on properly this morning."

four houses we have here
noone gives the hat som beer
thats mean and unfair
i vote for a hat union there
and now i will both small and tall
beluvd childrens sort you all


Best. Sorting song. EVAR. *Fangirls wildly*

I have waist length Ashy-Brown hair

Finally, a realistic OC hair colour!!!

with natural bright red streaks.

Bugger.

Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back.

*Falls over* WHAT. Nobody... nobody could possibly type that with a straight face. If she's a troll (which I hope she is), did she not think "Hmm, this might give the game away a little bit"? XD

*Checks Suethor's profile*

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.


Hurrah, the crap abortion poem is back! Does that prove she's a troll? I'm not sure.

I always knew that the Slytherin came from a skin and bone family, so her health for being so skinny would never concern me.

I was petite. I am extremely skinny, people would think I was Anorexic if they didn’t see me eat.


Problems Suethors Wish They Had, chap. 11.

he was standing with the black cloak he just stool from the unknown wizard

Bleedin' stool pigeon.

Harry has become a stunning young man his body without any fat,

Whenever he moves his eyeballs they screech in their sockets.

Actually, the rest of this story is disturbing me quite a lot. I hope it's a troll, too. Actually, I hope they're all trolls. *Checks profile again*

I Love to read slash figs,

*Blinks*

And finally: ESMESTRELLA!! You are once again responsible for all this! Dear god, woman, think of the rest of us when you're spreading the pain about! *Walks off, muttering*
I Love to read slash figs,

Man, what? "Slash figs; for something really fruity!" urghh... I'll be at St Mangos.

maudite_a_deux

7 years ago

shyfoxling

7 years ago

"Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy."

Perfect fire, pure jealousy. Sounds like perfume ad to me.
besides...


"My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with."

Am I the only one concerned about the fact that a father would want his daughter to come with characteristics like "jealous"? Maybe he/the author decided that she should have at least one bad attribute so she wouldn't be that much of a mary-sue.
But jealousy is a sign of being able to LOVE DEEPLY!!!!!
That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy...
***...but my friends just call me MarySue, I don't know why.
A/N: I have the difficult words in an encyclopedia checked
I'm pretty sure this fic is from a non-English speaker, and I know I couldn't write anything half as coherent in any language I've studied, but I still raise my eyebrow in the general direction of this statement.

I need to remind all my friends to use protetication so they don't have to worry about getting ABOTCIONS!!!

How did you'r summer go?

YOU'R??? How does someone manage to make that mistake twice? What do they think the apostrophe is doing in that word? *foaming at mouth*
I'm pretty sure this fic is from a non-English speaker, and I know I couldn't write anything half as coherent in any language I've studied, but I still raise my eyebrow in the general direction of this statement.

My next-best language is Latin, but I still know better than to try to write fanfic in it (or would, if anyone could read it). Better to be fluent in a language before one starts trying to entertain people in it. Otherwise you'll just be providing entertainment for deviants like us.

yazenia

7 years ago

ija_ijewna

7 years ago

The Sandy Beach sooo pretty German fic is actually a brilliant parody.

I read the German original more than two years ago - the reviews were brilliant!
Er, it's still brilliant! But pleas tell us, was the Sorting Hat's plea for beer present in the original? And how did it go?

lady_of_clunn

7 years ago

cheryl_bites

7 years ago

The broken English fics are making my head all hurty.

She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times[...]Mum and dad never cared that they carried or wheeled my things around, I think it makes them feel wanted.

Why yes, these are totally reasonable ways for normal, healthy people to act/feel!

noone gives the hat som beer
thats mean and unfair


Someone give the poor Sorting Hat some beer! It deserves it after being worn by all these Sues, and having to read their vacant little minds.

becoz she herself carried such a hat, she had the power over all hats in Hogwarts.

Wow. That must come in handy...almost never.

desertarian (He ate only sweets)

I was a dessertarian when I was a kid. Well, that and a cheesetarian.

Besides she was pretty, very pretty and also thin. She was so biutifull that she did not have many friends, becoz she was so beautiful that all closd their eyes too if she comes[...]Hogwarts Xpress made only for her a detour, because she was so beautifull, that all shut the eyes closed as an exemption[...]And therefore Sandy was the oldest and prettiest truely, she is first one to being selected to a house![...]The hat said: "You are so prettily![...]How could a so beautiful girl only go after Slythheryn[...]But Sandy was the most beautifull one (A/N: Yes, I know Hermione and the others are already rather pretty, but Sandy is sooo pretty[...]

So, you'd say this girl was rather attractive, then?

because in Hogwarts always much is up!!

This should be the new school motto.

Then he also rose as bawled out and a huge crapped on by the teachers and he did not want another one.

I don't know what just happened here, but it sounds rather horrifying. I don't think I'd want another one either.

Snapybunny

ICON!

Lilly Evans gulped rubbing her psalms over her getting bigger baby belly.

I've heard of many odd religious practices, but this is new to me.

a postive insult

You are an ox. And a moron.

They sat down at the table and started eating Lilly.

*giggle* Gotta love that unfortunate punctuation!

Sometimes Lilly couldn't belieeve she let him put his thingie in her he was sometimes so immaature.

And referring to it as a "thingie" is the absolute height of womanly maturity. Say it with me now, Lily: PENIS.

Hey James Potter is coming!
"What?" Her mind whent back to that night when he was comign then to but inside of her instead and that's how they made the baby. (just in case u didn't know)


Thank you so much for that informative lesson in human reproduction.
"ONLY MUDBLOODS AND MUGGELS BELEIVE IN ABOTCIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its AGAINST MAGIC LAW.!!!!!!!!!"

This, I can actually kind of believe. Given how small the magical population seems to be, I would think that they would want to encourage as many babies as possible. However, given that magical methods of birth control are probably a lot more reliable than the Muggle variety, I would not expect there to be many unplanned pregnancies. I would think that Lily especially, as good at potions as she was supposed to be, would have been unlikely to find herself accidentally pregnant. (Er...says the woman who once wrote a fic wherein Harry was the result of an unplanned pregnancy)

They had agreened 2 have her bron at Sirius's house cause his parenrs let him smoke wizarding weed and not carae.

Yeah, I'm sure Mr and Mrs Black would *love* the idea of a Mudblood teenager giving birth to a Pureblood boy's baby in their house. Why pick the one set of Marauders' parents we actually *do* know something about to fill this role?

"Push it out Llly.!" they told her loud. Lilly yelled but the Blacks didn't worrie. Lots of blud and stuf came out but non babe. Lilly had to push her out fro days holding on to Jamees's hand he encoraged her the hole time and helped to tryed to pull the babe out when she had to stope and sleep.

Thank you once again for another informative lesson in human reproduction.

He kissed her (nud on the lips.! Sirius isnt a pedofile u pervs!)

Yes, because a parent kissing their newborn baby on the lips is just soooooo wroooooong! *rolls eyes* It's not like he tried to french her.

put her on the St. Mango's steps.

St Mango's Home for Sues?

Too bad my name is Selena Mystery Black.

Yeah, that is too bad. It must suck having everyone think you're a Sue as soon as you introduce yourself. Of course, if you *are* a Sue, I supposed it's fair warning.

Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back.

When you went to register yourself, did they perchance laugh you out of the Ministry?

Harry didn´t know what had happened one second he was standing with the black cloak he just stool from the unknown wizard and the next minute he had to run for his life.

Harry's not very bright, is he?

So harry was raised by the Dursleys a simple muggle family, he was loved and adored by his "mother", hated by his "father" and tolerated by the fat kid

These must be different Dursleys than the ones we are familiar with.

Charlie looked at Harry, his eyes found his red lips ´some day I will make you my lover Harry but for now you need to learn how to kill, because on day you will kill for me. you will kill the Potters and i will stand by your side smiling`Yes he was looking forward to this.

Ummm...can I get a "WTF"? I have no idea what is going on in this story, and I'm not sure I want to.

soon they were both naked and humoing each other like rabbits.

I have no idea what "humoing" is, but it's kind of fun to say.

manipulable

This seems to be the babb of new words.
Manipulable is a word, isn't it? It means capable of being manipulated. They've even spelt it right :o

sunny_rosa

7 years ago


I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige
Marraige, an acute and painful magical disease, combining migraine, haemorrhage and diarrhoea. Usually fatal.

Camille is French for pearfect
pearfect - body type. Often described as perfect, with all the curves in the right places.

He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion.
Darling, the word you're looking for is "glasses" or "spectacles". We usually wear them due to poor eyesight, though.

Lilly started wearing bagg clothes and not wash her hari so that peploe woudlnt pay so much attencion to her and not notice that she was gaing so much wait
It certainly explains much about Snape's sartorial and hygienic choices...

Sirius said in falls happiness
I love it when the author waxes poetic...

Fall's happiness in russet tree
Spring's happiness in leaves of green
But summer joy's yet to be seen
when in the end I will find thee.


America was facing crises
Wheee, a proper plural Latin form! :-)

The American Death Eaters (...) They believed that a dark Goddess, known only by the name of a bright star in the universe, would come and lead them the glory they knew they would have.
Bellatrix LeStrange fan club?!
Hey James Potter is coming!
"What?" Her mind whent back to that night when he was comign then to but inside of her instead and that's how they made the baby. (just in case u didn't know)

- ZOMG! She knows about sex! But does she know about condoms? FAIL!

- whent. I sure hope Babb is keeping a log of all these fabulous new words...seriously though, how do you miss-spell 'went.' The H key isn't anywhere NEAR the W or E key!!!!!!

- *head desk* *Repeat*

"I thhnik i'm gonna to cal u........................Sillouetta Dawn. U r the purddiest babe I've have ever seen. Sillouetta. Have a guud live." He kissed her (nud on the lips.! Sirius isnt a pedofile u pervs!) and put her on the St. Mango's steps.

- Okay, a few comments here...

1. Is spell-check REALLY such a hard button to find?

2. Sirius is actually in character!!!!!! Except that he is written as if he came from the southern united states...

3. Now, see, I could have taken that scene a little seriously...people kiss babies all the time and it's sweet. But did she really have to mention pedophiles? That destroyed what little quality of emotion there was in that line. (if there was any to begin with) Urgh...GO TO ENGLISH CLASS!!!

4. St. Mango's. *lefail*
God, this is really so much my fault? Sheesh. I usually send these off to the email address 1 at a time -- I don't realize how many they add up to between issues!
That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times.

Although it was sometimes hell cleaning out the shower.

"anyway the spell should work....what made you suddenly think of that anyway" you looked uneasy "well my grandfather wanted to talk to me and i blushed when he asked me what we were doing and he worked it out and asked when he would be a great grandfather" snapes face went pailer then usual "and what you say"

"Somebody set us up the baby!"

"All your time is belong to us. You are on the way to parenthood! Ha ha ha ha!"
"Somebody set us up the baby!"

*dies*

somebody

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