The Babbling Chronicles

Part CCXXXVI - , literally and fugitively

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:46:02 GMT

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I am down stairs. It is from Hogwarts. I opened it and it says I am accepted.
“I am accepted!” I yelled.
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We are at the mall. We are walking around. We are in the store Areopastle.
“Look at this tang top” I said.
“It is so cute” Grace said.
“You should get it Bella” Michelle said.
“I will” I said. I bought the tang top. We are now sitting down and eating. Three teenage boys walked up to us and sat down across from us.
“Can we help you?” Michelle said.
“I am Josh” Josh said. He is sitting across from Michelle.
“I am Jess” Jess said. He is sitting across from Grace.
“I am Steve” Steve said. He is sitting across from me.
“I am Grace” Grace said.
“I am Michelle” Michelle said.
“I am Bella” I said.
“That is a pretty name Bella” Steve said.
“Ok” I said.
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I am home. Grace and Michelle went to there houses.
The day past. I am asleep.

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“Here miss, this might work for you” The owner said. I did a magic trick with it.
“This is your wind” The owner said.
“Thank you, here is your money” I said giving him his money.
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We are done shopping. I got a small snake for my pet. We are eating.
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“Dad, Mom why don’t I look like any of you?” I asked.
“Well honey, you look like my mom and your dad mom” Mom said.
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Sophìa had emitted an ear-splitting shriek at the sight of her once-husband swinging from the rafters. His tanned skin on his serene face had been reduced to porcelain, blending in like a cherub, surrounded by his calm, clay renaissance-style works of art.
Her beating heart too was swaying back and forth on that rope, and there it had stayed for the rest of her life.
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“Hermione, when you were very little the Zabini family contacted us to take you into hiding. They said that your world was being taken over by a mafia type ruler ship.
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You have a twin brother named Blaise. Lord Voldemort watched over your father and I’s pregnancy very carefully.
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“Blaise, Geoff, I would like to introduce you to Hermione.” Cynthia said as the entire family watched as Hermione’s body began its changes. Hermione’s bushy hair turned in to perfect glossy tresses. Everyone watched in amazement when Hermione grew from a 5 foot 5 inch girl to a 5 foot 9 inch beauty. Her nose turned into an elegant end and her lips turned in to lush and rose colored beauties. The most surprising thing that Blaise noticed is Hermione’s eyes turned into a light golden amber color.
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I hide under the bed
He comes in bright red
The man I call Father
Would much rather
kill Potter than be a real dad
He is just evil and very bad
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I am a Malfoy today
I dont get a say
I cant change what I am
All I can say after a beating is Damn
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This is like the Porlogue.
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Mother often laughs at me and makes fun of me like a school bully but worse because she honestly makes me feel horrible. Father of course hits me saying that this is the best way I will learn.
The only person I can ever turn to is professor Snape. He was kind to me and provided potions to heal the bruises and bones quicker. Snape often sugested that I go to cort, snape said he would take me in and treat me much better than Lucious.
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Rieko is a brave intelligent girl, who stands up for her friends and people who need it. She has been attacked by Greyback 2 times. She was saved by Lupin once and Moody the other time. She is a psychic, when she was 11 she was raped by Lucius Malfoy. She had no control over her powers at that time. Right after that incident she was focused on being powerful enough to protect herself. She became so powerful. She can focus her vision of good or bad into someone else. This will either hurt or heal them. She could kill if she wanted to. She was told by the ministry told her she cannot interfere with what she sees. She is wanted by Voldemort because she is powerful, but since she is part of the Order of the Phoenix. She is always at the Burrow, Sirius’s, or Lupin. She is the one who owns Sirius’s house until he is freed or Harry turns 18. She knows he is innocent too.
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“Don’t Harry,” Tom whispers holding his fallen angel close stroking his body into mush.
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They came together. Gasps and Moans.
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Cedric Diggory was one of the most popular, well known and one of the dumbest students he had ever met in his wizarding life.
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Harry then paid attention to the beautiful brunette haired woman beside his headmaster. He gasped, taken back by the pleasantry of her looks. It was Hermione and Luna that looked the most feminine to him in the school because of the weird transgression that was puberty. Most of the girls at Hogwarts had the over grown pimples and their heads were bigger than the rest of their body, their legs were lankier and their breasts were starting to mutate. Cho was looking good as well but then again she was already tarnished goods.
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This girl was feminine, very feminine because of her extreme growth in puberty.
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Harry managed to sneak out one last gasp and a stuttered word before finally their lips met in an innocent utopia of shared feelings.
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As they came down from their pre-marital high they embraced each other
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“Pardon me?”
“You herd me.”
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“Draco, I’m sure you have met my daughter Hermione,”
“But- but you’re a pureblood, and she is a mud- I mean muggle born.”
“No, my daughter was ashamed of our family and when she got her Hogwarts letter she ran away and moved in with a muggle family, and she changed her appearance to try to distant herself from us.”
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Hermione,
I am sorry to tell you this, well this way, but I just didn’t have the heart to tell you in person, because I can already see your reaction on your perfect little face. Your adoptive parents got killed by Voldemont
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Yes Layla had gotten me addicted to reading extremely long books that have like 7 books in the series, but still, she was my best friend and we never argued. So wen she told me that I had to read the Harry Potter series I didn't complain.
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A/N: THIS IS A SONG FIC THE SONG IS NOT MINE IT IS ONWED BY LINKOLN PARK AND I AM NOT THEM OK SO DONT SUE!!!!!!!
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harry saw that draco was vary sad because draco always hid his face ihn his hands so that was a sign that he was sad and harry was suddenly attracted to that he wanted draco vary much his body was betyraing him!!!!! He new draco could not keep up with teh 'race' that the death eatehrs put him thru it made harry very sad and made him want him more!! HE DIDN'T WANT DRACO TO FORFIT THIS GAME OF LIFE IN SUCIDE!
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But hary finds out that draco has been hurt – HE'S BEEN RAPPED! No wonder he turtures harry so much he wants someone else to feel teh pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To prove he doesn’t mind the rape and abuse harry decides to get a carot and show draco teh truth!!!1 harry tied draco up to the chair with vermilion ropes and draco struggle dbut harry didn’t let him go! Since draco was stuck hary took off his cloths very slowly and seductively and set down on teh floor and put the carrot in his pinch clenching man cunt! Draco gasped horrified he didn’t want to watch harry knew the carot reminded him of his past but draco had to see!!!
Once hary was thru rapping him self on teh carrot he let draco go and draco cried but then draco got angry and took away teh carrot! Harys pride was broken again! :(
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He is greatful for teh pain and he love draco vary much even thouh draco only uses him as an outlet for his own pain!! He share his hurt but hary knows hell never fully understand so he is abused quitely.
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She is tall, black, fiendish, her shadow looming, menacing, towering over me like the Eiffle Tower (if It was black, and spikey, and menacing) as I cower on the floor shaking, and feel smaller than I ever thought I could feel. She says something, but I don't hear the words, instead I focus, on her toes, cruel and pointy in their stilletto boots the dusty tips just poking out of her blood-caked robes.
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their is to much of hers inside me now, literally; and fugitively; mabye she will empty out my glisening entrails and bloody soup and makeme into her sok-puppet plaything Hollow and filled wit pain n darkness bc that is what She is...
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Ron and Draco had sex a lot, because they really liked it. Sometimes Draco would wear dresses that had silk and fleece and bits of linen trim on them with black canvas fishnet knickers that emphasised his large manhood.
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Draco’s penis had a piercing and Ron liked it so he licked it too.
“Ron stop licking me and let’s fuck already.” Draco demanded with need his balls quivering with need in Ron’s slobbery mouth.
“No I’m not through yet just live through this torture you slut.” Ron answered around his mouth full of balls.
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Ron pulled out his giant 18in purpling man meat and put it in Draco making him moan some more.
“OH YES YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK IN THE WORLD RON OH YES.” Draco screamed in rapture as Ron began to fuck his virgin ass.
“DRACO YOU ARE SO TIGHT OH YES OH YES OH FUCK YES.”
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“BUT I’M JUST A DIRTY SLUT HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME WHEN I’M LIKE THIS I’M SO UNLOVEABLE.”
“That is not true Draco don’t say it.”
"Yes it is," Draco sobbed inconsolable.
"No it isn't!" Ron stamped his foot, making his balls jiggle amusingly.
"YES IT IS YOU MOTHERFUCKER" Draco screamed in abject rage.
"NO IT ISN'T" Ron screamed back. He was very angry now that Draco could say such a thing to him when he clearly loved him very very very much. "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO????? I'm going to tie you up and MAKE you see how loveable you are!!!1!"
And with that vermilion ropes shot out of the tip of Ron's wand and tied Draco to the bed in a very spread-eagle exposed type of way.
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Ron was about to have an orgasm but he thought of Aberforth Dumbledore doing It to a goat, and saved himself in the nick of time from prematurely ejaculating. Ron touched Draco a lot very lovingly and then kissed him all over his body again, and then fucked him very carefully and for a long time. "Iloveyoudracoiloveyoudracoiloveyoudraco"
he said.
Draco writhed and moaned and groaned. As Ron shot his wad in Draco's arse Draco cried out "OH RON I CAN FEEL THE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and had another orgasm.
Ron's orgasm went on and on and on as he felt waves of incredible pleasure crash over him again and again. He saw stars, he saw supernovae, he saw the heat death and eventual explosive rebirth of the universe.
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Then Ron united Draco from the bed and they cuddled and kissed for the rest of the night, staring soulfully into eachothers' eyes the whole time.
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Severus was pacing the corridors of Hogwarts, impatiently waiting for the students to arrive off the train and to settle at the House tables, well those that weren’t new. He watched the carriages make their way up the long drive and smiled slightly when he saw her. Jodie Montague, a Ravenclaw 7th year was the only remaining student that was willing to give herself up to him, on the sexual manner. They had started a sordid affair the previous year when Severus had propositioned Jodie in a corridor and she did as she was told, just like a good student eager to please. Plus, the entire school at the time was high and wired from the copious amounts of drugs that were still lurking around the school.
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‘Well, that’s done. Back to the delectable Jodie. My, my, she has blossomed more over the summer. Good, more for me to suck and lick,’ thought the perverted mind of a sex deprived Professor.
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My Dearest Minx,
Come to me as soon as you can. I long for your firm, young body, writhing and arching under mine through my sexual advances. I want to clamp my lips on your now well developed breasts and feel the warmth of you pussy wrap itself around my very aroused cock. Just seeing you has caused my body to react and it needs attention!!
Eagerly awaiting your services
Severus.
Within just 15 minutes of sending the note with a school owl, there was a soft knock on his door. He had, whilst waiting, changed so he was only wearing his dressing gown and a smirk. He opened the door to find Jodie still dressed in her uniform, a figure hugging blouse, loose tie and a very short skirt. Her blouse was unbuttoned to reveal the tops of her firm breasts, like two milky orbs waiting to be released and devoured.
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Hell we have the sexist male in the castle as our lover, we don’t need boys!” Jodie cried.
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he felt the tip connect with her prostate

Thanks to:
the_reda for the fic in which someone´s skin blends in like a cherub among calm, clay renaissance-style works of art.

Part CCXXXV - with all the gentleness of a stranger

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:05:09 GMT

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“Here, let me try again,” Said Edward. “Hello Angela, I am Cedric Diggory.” Edward stuck out his hand; Angela shook it with an amazed smile on her face.
“Oh. My. God. I can’t believe my friggen eyes. You are totally like a hero!”
“You have got to be kidding me! Is anything fake anymore? So you’re saying Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Hogwarts is real?”
“Yeah, and I could have won the triwizard tournament too if it wasn’t for that stupid, Lord Voldemort!”
“Wait! But I was there in the crowd! I saw your dad run towards you and cry over your dead body! Now I know that you were faking but who was that man?”
“He was an actor; Carlisle paid him to be my father.”
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It was from the clinical beating he had received from his father, James, earlier that day.
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His father would have beaten him if he had taken any more, and it was expected of submissives to be small and willowy, and never to be seen being greedy.

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The Alpha was in charge of everyone in Europe, the continent of werewolves. All the humans had left the continent when the population of werewolves began to outnumber them. Eventually all the world’s leaders simply sent any werewolves of their country to Europe where they would be out of the way and looked after by their own people.
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Severus was a man that went after what he wanted and he knew that if he wanted Hermione Granger that he was going to have to play by the rules. It was rather hard to wine and dine someone when you couldn’t leave the bloody house; he was going to make the best of what he had and win his prize. Severus only hoped that after the deed was done that she wouldn’t think that it was going to be anything more then sex by confinement, if he had to be stuck he wanted to fuck and the Brown chit was out he suspected that the girl had more partners then he and the dark rivals always came with a women or many for that matter. After the to small skirt day as he now thought of it she started going back to her normal style of dress, Severus could not be happier one more outfit like that and he would have to show her what the big bang theory was really all about.
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Oh Merlin he kissed her first on the cheek then right on the side of her mouth and now, now he was kissing her on her mouth; she was kissing him back and loving every minute of it his warm lips was on hers like rain drops on roses, he slid his hands up to tangle in her hair and in turn she grabbed the back of his robes she didn’t know how long they were standing there like that and she didn’t care. Hermione was a where of his lips parting hers and his tongue sliding into her mouth it was wonderful and she couldn’t imagine being anywhere else but right there in his arms.
When the kiss broke Hermione was still in a daze just starring at Severus’s lips like she was animal after its prey. “I want you Hermione! I want to make you scream my name and cum over and over until you beg me to stop fucking your pretty little body would you like that? Would you like me to suck your little pussy until it feels like I have been fucking you” Hermione was week in the knees who knew that dirty talk was sooo good in any case she knew why he liked it, her body was on fire and only he could put it out with the hard body she was feeling though his robes and the silk of his voice,
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I have one more question for you how would you feel if I called you bad names while taking you Hermione how would you feel if I called you my kinky dirty little slut or filthy little bitch Answer me” “My panties are really wet right now”. Hermione’s eyes opened wide she couldn’t believe she let what she was thinking come out of her mouth, Snape on the other hand felt like he had found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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She had heard Lavender the super slut once say that white wizards and black wizards differ in size that black wizards were more endowed then white but that seemed to be just a rumor (A/N: Take it from me it is just a rumor LMAO) because he was huge
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He was still rubbing her breast and she his monstrous cock and if she kept on that way he was going to cum so hard that it would scare her away. Place a hand over her he stilled her motion” I think you should stop I am very close to orgasm”
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he never realized how great her ass was soft yet strong like she was a runner yet big enough to let one know that she didn’t shy away from food
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Severus had his hair pushed back in a ponytail and when she looked down he had forgone shoes his feet was very pretty for a man that wore boots all of the time and taking all of this in made Hermione’s head spin with need
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“Hermione yes you little… dame yes suck my balls witch fuck”
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He was another young newbie after all, and I, an experienced Master of Males, and user of men, had no great interest in another untrained cunt licker who thought he was submissive.
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And I’ll admit, he was fucking hot. I had been skeptical he had sent fake picks, until the first time he showed me him self by floo. He was 21, petite and slender with small smooth balls. He had long hair down to them shoulders, and a face that was both cute and fuckable.
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She grabbed my hair and dragged me into her house. It hurt and I scraped my knees, but I was just happy she let me in. She took out her dildo and told me to “suck it bitch” and I did.
Did you do a good job?
I tried Narcissa Maam. I tired to give her dildo the best blow job I’ve ever given.
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You should never spit out a woman’s dildo.
Yes Narcissa Maam, I agree.
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She plunged him deep into her cunt, with all the gentleness of a stranger, rape fucked his increasingly cock for a good 20 hours.
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After a long chat with me, he concluded that he didn’t deserve to have his foreskin anymore, and so began begging her to remove it for him, so he could more properly focus on her. She has promised it will be removed soon and done quite painfully.
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“ I know you can do it Lily” said James.
“James I am never going to let you get pregnant again” said Lily.
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“ Oh hi Albus, what’s wrong” said James.
“ There was a prophecy made about your son, daughter and Voldemort” said Albus.
“In the prophecy its says one day that these two will meet up and over take Voldemort, I am here to take Haley, to make sure the two of them in the future and get rid of Voldemort” said Albus.
“Ok, Hopefully we will be able to see her later in life”
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“Dad don’t listen to the dark Lord, I’m your son” said Draco. “But I have to or the dark Lord will kill our family” said Lucious. “Then kill him first” said Draco. “But he will know who I am “ said Lucious.
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“Hermione is Catherine my daughter” said Draco.
“Yes she is” said Hermione.
“Why didn’t you tell” said Draco.
“I was afraid you wouldn’t want her” said Hermione
“I would’ve wanted her because she was my daughter and she came from my beautiful girlfriend” said Draco.
Draco started to kiss her. “Mummy why are kissing the man from the toy store” said Catherine
“Hey Catherine sweetie I’m your daddy” said Draco. “Daddy” said Catherine. Then Catherine hugged her daddy for the first time in five years.
“Hermione would you marry me and we can have more kids” said Draco giving her a diamond ring
“Yes” said Hermione
7 years later
“Hey babe how was your day” said Draco. “It was fine” said Hermione
The next day they had a family portrait it was with Hermione, Draco, Catherine, twin girls Gabriella and Kristen, twin boys Tristan and Edmund and the baby triplets Peter, Lucy and Susan.
Author’s Note: That was so sad. Please Review!!!!!
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"Mom what is this about a pureblood disease"said Ginny.
"Oh dear, back when Voldemort was in power most pureblood families couldn't get pregnant with any kids because of their dark marks, some exptions were made and some pureblood families were able to have kids but only one, so thats why all the pureboolded kids at Hogwarts are only child in their family, why do you ask?"said Mrs. Weasley.
"Well its seems Hermione's parents borrowed money from the Malfoy's and now she is bethrothed to Draco" said Harry.
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“Good Morning Hermione my dear daughter me and your father can’t be at the meeting today we have many appointments at the office” said her mother.
“Its ok mom I can handle it” said Hermione.
At 11:00 Hermione put on a pink mini skirt with a cute pink top with mascara, pink eye shadow and pink lip-gloss.
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“ Hermione, I was wondering what you were going to do after you graduated Hogwarts this year, we have seen all of your reports since you we’re a first year and me and Lucuis are very well surprised, you very much can do anything in the wizarding world” said Narissca.
“Well I was hoping to become a healer” said Hermione.
“Well that wonderful Hermione we are going to be very proud of you when you do” said Lucuis.
“We want to have a big engagement party and you can invite all of your friends and a grand wedding “said Narissca.
“I’ve always planned my wedding and engagement party to be grand and beautiful” said Hermione.
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I looked at the letter Hogwarts: school of witchcraft and wizardry, yeah right. I so don’t belong their I have no magic plus I’m a princess. Sort of I was adopted by the king of the Jade kingdom one of the gem kingdoms which are the only ones with royalty.
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‘Ill be the oldest first year ever grrr’. I am 13 and my magic powers just appeared. I can make flowers grown inside buildings, the only problem is I can’t control it.
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I told her my real last name and she just looked at me. “But isn’t Moon the king and queen of the Jade kingdom over there in England?” “No its near England and yeah I was adopted.”
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Dear Lily;
We found out who your mother is she is Isabelle and she lives in England. She is a witch and your father is wizard I heard from Isabelle that he works a boarding school for witches anyway the school knows this and used their last name. So that you could keep the princess thing secret also because Isabelle wants to adopt you. Anyway you can talk to her this summer and maybe stay with them for a while. Anyway I hope you are having a great time at Hogwarts.
Love,
Your mom, Queen Moon
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When she finished, everyone was in awe.
“What? I write songs and play guitar.” She said, putting the guitar down.
“You’re amazing.” Everybody said, screamed…yelled…fainted…
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Black fur appeared on her, and she shrunk down to a 4 ft. tall, black, pupiless, golden eyed wolf with scars outlining her face. Bangs that were a deep chocolate brown with golden highlights covered her eyes.
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With a muffled groan, Harry licked the weeping cock juice from Severus’s uncut pecker.
“GREAT GRYFFINDOR!” Snape gushed.
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Severus felt it all slipping. The cool façade, that bit of distance he built between them; the role of educator and mentor, how can he be these things for Harry James Potter, since now the great hero held a mouth full of his legacy.
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“Do you like my pecker Professor?” Harry hissed lifting his hips repeatedly.
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The cock erupted from the Potion Master’s talented mouth, he moved quickly between Harry’s spread legs, the buffet before him
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Snape slipped his cock inside the wet opening, pushing forward easily until his pelvis rested deep inside the Seekers’ Secret. He grabbed Harry’s hips firmly, pulling out and watching his happy cock mesmerized before shoving back in.
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“There’s more to it than that,” he said and Harry’s eyebrows furrowed. “Potter, male wizards can have children, as I’m sure you are aware,” he started and Harry nodded his head, “well the contract your ancestor signed with the other family promised that the Potter side of the contract would bear an heir for the other family, whether it be a female or male carrier.”
“So you’re telling me that I have to bear a child for a family I don’t know?” Harry asked, feeling shocked.
“Well first we need to determine if you are a carrier,”
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After they had signed the contracts, two red ropes flowed from the contracts and wrapped around Draco and Harry’s wrists, a white rope connecting them. Two purple ropes split from the ones around the boys wrists and attached to the girls wrists.
“Those will signal if there is ever a problem,” Mr. Stonewall said, nodding to the ropes. “If either of the boys are in trouble, the matching one on the others wrist will throb as well as the ones around the chaperone‘s. If the boys become too close, the ones on the chaperone’s will throb.
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“Excellent,” she said, standing, “let us continue with our lessons.” With that a fully set table appeared across the room. “Starting tonight, we will cover the proper way to eat a meal.”

Part CCXXXIV - the dark-haired moron of Harry Potter

Fri, 08 May 2009 19:01:41 GMT

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Hermione was walking down the hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry . For some strange reason she was craving a good jump , possibly on a really bouncy trampoline .
As she was rounding a corner , just to her left there a big door appeared .
She stood there looking at it for awhile , then it finally clicked The Room of Requirement . ( a.n I don’t really remember if that’s what it’s called )
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What the f*** is that damn door doing there . Thought Snape angrily . God this day just keeps getting worse .
He pushed through the door roughly and it closed behind him . But he was to surprised to notice . What he saw stunned him .
Know-it-all Hermione Granger jumping on a trampoline giggling like a school girl with her first crush . He had seen some of the first year girls act this way .
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For some strange and disturbing reason he wanted to surprise her . He took off his outer flowing robes which he wore to scare the kids attending the school . Pulled off his boots and soundlessly got on the trampoline .

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“ Professor Snape why are you on top of me ”
“ I think we’ve already established why I’m on top of you ” He said , again with that really annoying smirk .
“ I mean in this room here , now ” She replied starting to get frustrated with him .
“ I was walking down the hallway when I saw a giant door and I opened the door because I was curious is that so hard to understand ”
“ No It’s weird that you would decide to jump on me especially since you’re my profes…” Snape quickly captured her lips in a kiss silencing her . He stopped to look down at her and see how she would react to being kissed while all these thoughts were swirling through his head Hermione had her own thoughts .
Wow , what a mind blowing kiss and there wasn’t even any tongue I wonder hoe good he is at French kissing , she got a crazy thought . Hermione leaned up and kissed him . Severus looked down and she was kissing him she had her eyes closed and he slowly closed his . She slightly opened her mouth and he took this as his chance to slide his tongue in her mouth .
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Warnings: Prepare for OOCness (Which I find granted on SOME level because of the strange situations the characters will be placed in), MalexMale action, MalexFemale action, possible FemalexFemale action, smex, Male Pregnancy, Female Pregnancy, Foul language, past abuse, some gore, and a whole bunch of other things that will probably happen but I haven’t quite figured them out yet!
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“MARRIGE & CONCEPTION LAW PASSED!
Just this afternoon, Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge and his advisors and the Wizingmont passed the ‘Marriage & Conception act’. It is a law the will force all Wizarding teens ages 15 and up to Marry before their 16th birthday, if their 16th birthday has already passed then they have ten days to marry after today.
The Law states that the Minister and the new office made up just for this law called the Magical Marriage & Contraception office will arrange a marriage for all 15-19 year olds to any wizard or witch that is either another 15-19 year old OR 20-55 and is divorced, widowed, unengaged or unmarried.
All 15-19 year olds will receive a notice magically at 10:15 tonight telling them their betrothed’s name, age, and to tell the teenager where to meet and what time to meet for the marriage ceremony. Of course teens are urged to meet with their betrothed before the preset date of marriage.
All 20-55 year olds will also be married to anyone that is either 15-29 or a 20-55 year old and meeting the same requirements as stated above.
All 20-55 year olds will receive a similar notice tonight at 10:20, telling the name, age, and time and place of the marriage ceremony. The adults are urged to meet with the teens before the date of marriage.
As another stipulation of the Law, the carrier partner MUST conceive a child for the newlywed couples by BEFORE the second year anniversary of the marriage.
NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT AN OPTION!
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‘Dear Mr. Potter,
By order of the Marriage & Conception law, you are to marry Severus Tobias Dmitri Snape on the 29th of July. Please come to the office of Magical Marriage & Contraception to marry Mr. Snape on said date at 5:45 pm.
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“How ‘bout you Hermione,” Charlie asked as he re-read his letter.
“Gregory Goyal,” Hermione stated in an annoyed voice.
“You Percy,” Charlie said.
“Rabastan Lestrange,” Percy murmured. A sharp intake of breath came from Sirius and a gulp from Molly and a snort of anger from Arthur.
“Remus?” Sirius asked.
“Fenrir Greyback,” Remus said in such a small voice that some had to crane their heads to hear him.
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“I Harry Potter here by claim Severus Snape as my husband and bond mate. As the carrier of this pair I swear to care for him, protect his honor, bare and rear any children we may have. I swear to uphold his social standing to the best of my ability and make a good family life for him,” Harry said softly.
“I, by the power invested in me by the Ministry for Magic, hereby bond you for life as husbands and bond mates,” the official said. The blood that was trickling down their arms turned into a magical crimson ribbon, bound the two hands and then disappeared in a flash of light. In its wake it left two white gold marriage bands on Harry and Severus’s left ring fingers. Harry’s has a rose vine that is inscribed in his ring spelling ‘Severus’. Severus’s has a rose vine that is inscribed on his ring that spells ‘Harry’.
“Kiss to seal your bond,” the official instructed.
Severus bent down and gently pressed his lips to Harry’s for just a few seconds then pulled away. Harry’s cheeks colored lightly.
“I now pronounce you Severus and Harry Snape,” declared the official.
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-x-Start-o-lemon –x- (If offended by Yoai then do NOT read until it says end of the lemon!)
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Harry’s back was laced with whip marks, again a group of them were fresh enough to only be days old.
Harry had a nasty shiner on his right eye and the left side of his bottom lip was busted. Yellowing and purpling Hand shaped bruises covered his arms and blackening and yellowing fist shaped ones covered his chest.
There were healed burn marks on his hands, probably years old.
Severus was at least relieved to see no indication of rape or sexual abuse. Except the sperm leaking from Harry that Severus had forgotten to clean them off.
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“Because you are being forced to have sex with me, because I am hideous and scared and disgusting and small and everything everyone hates, no one will ever love me. Because I am a freak,” Harry said without emotion
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“Be careful, love,” Severus whispered gently into his mate’s ear. Vampire dominants, such as Severus, always must take care of their mates.
“I’m sorry Sev, the babies kicked really hard,” the teen mate replied. Severus placed his hand on his mate’s distended belly and rubbed gently.
“Come back to bed love, you need not go to work. The vampiric healer told you rest is what you and the twins need. Vampiric pregnancies are rough especially for male carriers,”
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“Little Ryder Conall Snape,” Harry said looking to his son, the boy was truly a mixture of his parents, his left eye is jade green but her right is so dark it’s almost black, he didn’t have any blue in his eyes like normal babies. His thin black hair is in curls now. He is very pale had his facial structure matches Severus except that he has his Harry’s nose.
“And Rexana Jocosa Snape,” Severus said quietly gently rocking his sleeping daughter. She was an exact match to her fifteen minuet older brother Ryder, she has the same eyes, left is jade green, right is dark; almost black. No baby blue in her eyes. Thin black hair with slight curls t it. Very pale with the facial structure of Severus with Harry’s nose.~
“Our children,” Harry cooed, he looked up into Severus’s eyes and they shared a sweet smile and then a chaste kiss.
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Remus whimpered as Fenrir’s hands traveled south of the equator.
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After about ten minuets Fenrir came in Remus and Remus came on his abs.
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What we’re you thinking Ron?! Using ‘Curio’?! IT IS ILLIEGAL!
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An hour later, Harry was fitted with contacts and carrying a bill to come and collect his new glasses in a few days. He then headed out to find clothing stores that fit his taste. He had decided that he definitely liked baggy, but Dudley's old clothes were really pushing it. They were more than baggy. He was swimming in them. He quickly found a Goth/punk store that said they were about the music and headed in. He decided quickly that he liked this place; it suited his thoughts, dark. The majority of the clothes were black or were colors close to that. He walked around picking up bondage pants and Dickies along with tee-shirts that had sayings on them. He also found a pair of boots that he bought. They came up to mid calf with flames on the toes and heels. After you laced the boots, he then had to buckle them, but to get them off afterwards he just unzipped them. He also bought some black fingerless gloves, some wrist cuffs, and a few other things that would go well with his new clothes.
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Finally she was finished and Harry was turned towards a mirror so that he could see the final look. When he saw what she had done, he was extremely pleased. His hair now hung down to his hips and appeared to have crimson running down it. She had added blood red highlights into is hair, some starting from the roots, some further down, it had a rather startling effect.
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Sit down than the Headmaster began a speech. He said “In November we will be participating in a new entertainment on
November 1-5. On the evening of these dates we will hold a special project. Each person of their own or a band can pick whatever they choose and present this project to the WHOLE
SCHOOL.” Everyone is so excited about this new project.
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Harry and
HIS SLYTHERIN FRIENDS made up plans stating who could do what and sing what lines ECT… Harry had decided to sing a song from a muggle band in wherever she lives in. His song would be from Kelly Clarkson. The title for this song is Addicted.
Harry told his fellow slytherins what he is going to do and sing.
The slytherins agree to what Harry is singing and formed a band.
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Professor Snape came walking by the classroom that Harry is using
& stopped to hear someone’s lovely voice singing in the classroom. Harry continuing to sing without realizing that the
Professor is there.
“It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me it's like I can't breathe
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Harry asked professor Snape. You are very good at singing, tell me… why didn’t you say so when I wanted to talk to you Mr. Potter? Professor Snape asked Harry. Because it didn’t matter than, why should it matter to you now? Because Mr. Potter you have a beautiful voice that I can’t seem to get out of my head.
Professor Snape thought.
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That is a wonderful song Mr. Potter. I am wondering if you could
Perhaps teach me how to sing muggle songs like the one you’re doing.? Harry’s professor asked.
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The only things she would miss in the U.S. were her best friends, muggle and magical alike. ‘Especially Curt, the gay one. And Indy, the incredibly, dim-witted one. Ahh… I’m gonna miss those two.’
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Indy finally tried to help Curt lift the very heavy suitcase. “Damb, what the fuck did you put in here, your whole room?” Shayla sighed, she had to do everything. “Yes! And I can’t ever rely on you guy’s for anything can I? Seriously, for witches, you guy’s really are completely useless.” She flicked her wand at the suitcase, and with one simple charm it could be easily moved. “Well then shit, Shayla, why didn’t you just do that in the first place?” Indy practically shouted. “Cause I didn’t feel like it, shit!” Right about then, Shayla pulled out her IPod, and popped in her earphones to tune out the rest of Indy’s rant, by turning it up all the way.
“Whatever.” Shayla waved her off non-chalantly. “Yeah ok, whatever, Shayla. Cause you know what? You’re a bitch.” Indy retorted. “You took the words right out of my mouth.” Shayla smirked. ‘What can I say? I really am a bitch, in that I’m mean and selfish, cruel and nasty. Oh well, you are what you are.’ Shayla was not afraid to admit it to anyone
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My wish came true. The first thing that happened was that Emily was standing out on the edge of the ledge. There was a sharp rock on the edge of the ledge. She stepped on the rock, howled in pain, and fell, almost a hundred feet out the window. Harry went down after her and fell almost a hundred feet after one of his best friends. I just stood there stunned, thinking that, two dead bodies laying on the side of the Astronomy Tower. But no…my prediction said that they would either be in St. Mungo’s, or at Tonks and Lupin’s. And if they were at Tonks and Lupin’s all three of us would be staying for Christmas and New Year’s. If they were both at St. Mungo’s, Tonks and Lupin would let us—all three of us—stay at their house for the holidays—Christmas and New Year’s—anyways.
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As the healer came closer, I could see the pale, round face of Emily Fosen, and the dark-haired moron of Harry Potter.
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“Let’s go, then, my stomach’s hurting…ow…really…ow…bad…ow!” yelled Tonks.
“Sweatheart!” gasped Lupin. “C’mon, let’s go back to our house. You’ll be pushing in no time at all, sweaty-pie.”
“Thanks, Remus, starlight.” said Tonks. “If I faint on the way there, it’s only because I’m nervous. The same theing happened to my mother when she had me.”
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After going by portkey, again, Lupin helped Tonks to their bed, while the healer put paper between her legs.
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I watched Tonks trying to push the baby out of her, but I got bored of that. So, I went downstairs to see Emily and Harry. When I looked at their lifeless-looking bodies, I thought they were dead—no—they couldn’t be...dead?
I slapped them on the face a few times. Finally, Emily woke up.
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The healer wasn’t there. Apparently, the healer just left the Lupin and Tonks family, because the previous mother had an experience. So, the previous mother would help her daughter have the baby, and if there was a problem, then, the healer would come back.
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The baby, whether it was a boy or a girl had a very fat head, and two chins.
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It was a medamorphmargous, a witch or a wizard that could change their appearance at will, like Tonks for example.
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The girl with the dark hair and heavily-lidded eyes was the one and only Bellatrix Lestrange, the witch who was a Death Eater, but quit because her husband, Rodulphus, made her.
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Narcissa Malfoy was also lean and lanky, with blonde hair, and a smile of happiness to get out of the fire kind on her face.
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"Who calls me?" Death said.
"Wh-who are you?" Lily asked.
"I'm Death. Now who called me?" Death replied.
"N-no one called you here Death," James stuttered
"Do you dare call me a liar!" Death shouted.
"I called you on acceident sir I'm sorry," A small voice said.
"Who speaks? Anwser quickly."
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"How are you able to talk? Infants don't usually talk until they're older even in the wizarding world," James asked.
"Your daughter is very unique. She has the ability to talk because she heard you talking. Also she is very powerful. More powerful than the most powerful Wizard or witch alive or has ever lived. Her power will continue to grow." Death explained then Death asked, "May I hold her for a monent?"
"Umm... Well...I'm-" Lily started, but Faith interupted her.
"Mother it's ok."
Lily looked at her daughter and smiled then handed her over to Death.

Thanks to:
elethian for all the fics featured in this batch, except the ones that Pottersues reported, of course.

Part CCXXXIII - in stead

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:30:21 GMT

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Lily and James never died. Voldmort is dead. Lily was a pureblood. She never had a sister. Peter never happened. The Malfoy’s are still evil and so is ever one else in Slytherin. The houses are the same. Chris took the place of Peter. Chris is not a Traitor. Lorelei and Christopher got married before Rory and GiGi were born. The Gilmore’s and The Hayden’s are also pureblood’s. So are they Huntzberger’s but the Huntzberger’s are evil. Somewhat like in the show. They still have company in the muggle world as well as the magic one. Logan and Rory are 14. This takes place in their fourth year.
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“Finn your sitting on a dog!” His mother screamed.
“You did this!” Finn’s father pointed at Meagan and Zalika.
“First of all ‘you’ is singular; if you mean both of us then it would be ‘they’. And ferret did it not me or her” Meagan stated
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He wasn’t into males…was he?
The pleasurable warmth remained in his heart whenever he did thought about the ebony hedgehog. Sonic moaned softly. Oh, why did this have to be so hard? Sonic grunted as someone or something slammed into him, as he trudged through the forest near Tails’ workshop. “Hey, watch it—” Sonic started before looking down and was surprised to see that he had ran into a human teenage boy. The boy groaned softly, rubbing his throbbing head. “Hey kid, you okay?” Sonic asked gently, seeing that the boy was trembling dangerously. Then the blue hero saw that the teen was soaked to the bone, and was he seeing things, or was that dark blood seeping down the boy’s right shoulder? The boy looked up, revealing bright emerald green eyes that held a feverish tint, and a jagged lightning bolt over his right eye.

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Unknown to anyone at the time, Harry’s beautiful shimmering green eyes began to change. Bright emerald green slowly burned a blood red as amber began to intersect the pupil while amber started to circle the iris. It was the eyes of Shadow the Hedgehog; the Ultimate Life form. “Fryd dra ramm tu oui fyhd?” Harry growled, glaring heatedly at the man with red eyes, just knowing what really lied underneath that hood.
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Sonic liked it when Harry smiled, as it made the teen look even more cuter. The blue hedgehog blushed hotly and looked away shyly as Harry raised an eyebrow at Sonic’s actions.
“Now I can uncover it…” Harry said softly. The emeralds circled him gently, almost as if to comfort the distraught teen. “All of it…” Harry stiffened as he felt the familiar dark energy of Black Doom’s presence fill the room. Sonic scowled heavily when he saw Black Doom rise from the ground. Unfortunately, this was the real deal as Doom’s Eye was nowhere in sight.
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I jumped out of bed and race to my desk, where I Kissed a Girl is blaring out of the tiny speakers on my cell phone. Stupid Daily alarms. Stupid alarms in general. It’s the first day of summer, and I wanted to sleep in, Bam it!
Oh, yeah, Bam it. That would be what my friends and I say in stead of actually cursing.
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Ok, so I admit it, I’m a Harry Potter nerd. I can name at least ten other people at my school who are, too. Except, I don’t go all weird like some freaks do, and wear my stinking robe to school. I keep it safely tucked away in the bottom of my drawer, where no one will see it.
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Eight hours later, Mimi, Rae, Do and I are all walking out of Shelton’s Salon and Day Spa, arm in arm, careful not to screw up our blow dries, mani’s, pedi’s or facials.
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Silence took over the compartment, leaving Sirius anxious. He could not sit still for much longer without going mad and he sure could not wait any longer to meet this new girl. He hoped she would be at least tolerable to look at and since she was American, she had to be automatically fun and boisterous, he figured.
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They were the most popular girls in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No one – not even seventh years – messed with them. If they did either: Kristen and Kaylie would have a word with them … and fists … or Amaya would come up with a clever and cunning prank to bring them down. Funny thing was though … they were only in fifth year.
Amaya was klutzy, obsessive and hair brained and, at times, seemed as weak and vulnerable as Rosette (which was saying something). Boy, were people wrong. Amaya had the violent temper (and appetite) of an irritated grizzly bear, and people who had gone up against her had multiple scars to prove it. She was an excellent student, who hardly studied, yet to the awe – and annoyance – of her friends, managed to pass everything with flying colours.
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Name: Airiana Kimieny Saturna-Kana Hoshiana
Nicknames: Miki Nobies, Kana, and Kimi
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Albus Dumbledore, had decided he wanted this girl here. “She is a great witch, you may even find out she is more than a witch..” he said. He always said things with a smile, even if they were sad or crazy. He had even given Severus a picture of the girl. In the picture she wore a black spaghetti strapped knee-length dress. With silver ballet flats with ribbons crossing all the was to mid calf. A black ribbon was her headband, and her knee long silver hair covered her ears. She had a silver ribbon chocker and bracelet. And her cleavage was shown through the dress, and it seemed as her body was very matured. She had a smile, shown with bright white teeth and her eyes, both black and silver, twinkled with glee and laughter. In the picture she was one of the most beautifulest things he had seen.
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Since everyone had heard the news I would be leaving in one week, they all wanted a day with me, Veronica- Monday, Sahana- Tuesday, Tatiana- Wednesday, Kimberly- Thursday, Clay- Friday, Hunter- Saturday, and I had Sunday to pack and say my goodbyes. (AN: the names I got from myspace, friends, and google, only a few of those names, like 2, are actually my friends names.)
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As a roman catholic, I did what I always did since my parents died for no reason. I kneel ed at my bedside and whispered my nightly prayers. (AN: I'm sorry for putting that kind of stuff, no offense to anyone who is not catholic .)
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I also saw that she had the hourglass figure most women only wished for.
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(from the author`s notes)
Two: beautifulest is a word I checked da wordcheck on Microsoft word!
Three: in many stories there is like new things like an iPod or a DS even though da story was made in da 90s all us fanfiction writers always add new technologic, ask any writer on fanfiction!
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(19 years later)it was harrtys wedding day hermione was really happy the vicar said the prayer and the wedding was over..(3 yers ltr)hemione "i think im pregnant harry""REALLY- radacto"he opened hermiopnes stomach after stunning her and saw it a baby "11 years later" james had to go to school it was his only chance to prove his mother wrong being-intellegent
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As the war was still in progress all was lost, blood spilt all over their scar ravaged bodies. Malfroy called upon all the evil beings from all of 'The Great Below' and Harry summoned all the good spirits from 'Righteous Evermore' because this was War!! But they did not realise that the clock chimed MIDNIGHT. It was then that the kids, Anahi and Christian became the most powerful kids in the world. But then everyone watched as they saw a huge powerful magical globe it was the kids cuz they knew since that they were babies that someday the world would be in a terrible war. You should have seen it! They used all their energy, power and hope and everything they had, then the war was over.
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The world became a better place after Malfroy was destroyed. As for the twins Anahi and Christian, they got married and had severely inbred kids with IQ's totalling 35 and receding foreheads. And all was safe because these dumb-ass kids were too thick to do anything except breed a race of idiots. The world may have been good but it was terribly boring. A VERY NICE politically correct and extremely dull place where everyone was soon to die at the hands of Malfroy's despicable cousins.
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The old ways were a way of life for magical beings of the days of Merlin and Morgan le Fay. Where wars were fought with honour and pride. Where leaders acted with just cause not like today where the leaders of the world fight for religion, greed and power.
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“Well she is a girl isn’t she? She is going to get some good grades and grow up to be a good mother and wife just like you are lils,” James announced like he had it all planned
“Excuse me! Is that all you see us women as JAMES ANDREW POTTER that girls shows so much intelligence and magic prowess at such a young age she could become whatever she wants when she is older a Aurora, open her own business may even the MINISTER OF MAGIC! So I expect you to remember that before you start selling her off to the highest bidder you ...you ...GOAT!” Lily growled
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Harry left magical world and became a drug lord. Dumbledore must have him back. Short story where Harry Scarface attitude confronts Dumbledore Manipulative .
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Harry got out of the car whipped up his gun in the direction from where the stunner came from “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”
Harry fired a grenade from his launcher. The explosion rocked the street. He saw a couple of figures go flying through the air. “Yeahhahah! You think you can take me! Need a fucking army to take me!”
Harry then began firing at anything blurry that looked like a chameleon.
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Harry cut him off “You know Albus, you a piece of shit.”
“Harry I do not know what you mean?”
“You know what I’m talking about you fucking cockroach.” Harry hissed as he raised his pistol. “You nothing, but a pig, a pig that don’t fly straight.”
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“Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit cockroach!” Harry shouted as he waved his gun erratically around.
“Harry what you have done tonight could very well warrant action from the Ministry. I do hope you…”
Harry cut him off “Fuck the Ministry I bury those cockroaches!”
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The first difference I noticed about Australian and English witches and wizards is that they NEED a wand. I didn’t. I could use one but I didn’t need to. I could cast spells by making up incantations or use my index finger.
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Everyone was dressed in flowing robes unlike me I was wearing red skinnes, a white tank top and high heel Jimmy Choo’s with prada sunnies and a designer hand bag. I definitely stood out. I noticed a few people dressed in muggle clothing but they still didn’t stand out like me.
I walked down the platform to the train doors. It was like the parting of the red sea. Everyone stopped and gawked at me. It didn’t bother me I was used to people checking me out.
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I got out my ipod and turned up ‘FACK by Eminem’ I had been told that electrical things didn’t work because their was to much magic in the air. It was the same at my old school so they showed us how to bewitch the object so It would work( and thank god it did. I would just die without my phone.)
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So they came back in black robes with the Gryffindor crest, underneath they wore a white button-up top and a navy blue sweater and a tie, black stockings and hideous shoes. Yuk. I’ll have to do something about that.
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We got of the boat and headed into the castle and when I say castle I mean CASTLE.
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The hall was completely silent all eyes on me(nothing new) My Jimmy Choo’s echoing through the great hall. I could hear whispers of:
“Who is she?” “look at what she’s wearing” “that girls fit!” “bet she would be an excellent snog and an even better shag” I turned and glared daggers at the guy who said that. All he did was smile and wink at me. Before I would have had no idea what snog or shag meant but before I came here I googled English slang.
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I got dressed in my uniform with the Gryffindor crest. I added my own personal touch. I wore a blood red ribbon in my brown hair. My light curls hanging halfway down my back, the long ribbon hanging at the same height. Gold bracelets clanking together on my wrist. Instead of the solid black tights all the girls had on I put on cream lacey ones, the lace was in rose patterns. Finally cream stilettos.
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As soon as I walked into the room everyone stopped talking and looked at me. I immediately hear people whisper things like-
“what has she done to the uniform?”
“man that girl is fit”
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“Come in class” the man who I assumed was teacher ushered us in. I sat at a desk with Sam and Denny. One the board was what the lesson was to be for today. Making a sleeping potion. I turned to Sam and said “so this is how the evil witch poisoned Snow Whites apple. I can’t wait to try it out on some unsuspecting muggle.”
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I had finished the potion so I just sat there. My mobile vibrated in my pocket. It was a text from my friend Bella. She was a witch like me.
Hey r u at H yet? Hmb ily she said (H is Hogwarts)
Yes in p u at mskool? I replied under the desk (p=potions mskool=muggle school)
Yes in art how r u?
Good u? zzzzzzzz (zzzz means she’s board) who is every 1?
M guys miss u mag guys miss u I miss u (m guys=muggle guys mag guys=magical guys)
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“What do you mean I’m adopted?!” Hermione Granger—Age sixteen—squeaked in shock. “W-why are you just now telling me?”
“We’re tired of placating your fantasy that you’re our daughter!” Her father –Peter Granger—Said in disgust as he stared at the becoming teenager before him.
“We just don’t want you anymore.” Hermione’s mother –Jane Granger—said disdainfully.
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“Blaize Zambini!” She said shocked. “You said fuck!” She turned to her father who was grinning adoringly at the two of them. “Daddy he said fuck!”
“You did two darling,” Voldemort said stepping out from behind their father. “Hello Blaize,” He said smiling warmly. “Draco’s outside,” He grimaced and Blaize laughed. “Said he wanted to talk to you.” Blaize smiled, kissed Hermione’s forehead, telling her he’d see her later, and then walked out of the office.
“Voldy!” Hermione yelled and launched herself at him. She swamped in his large frame, she’d become slim in the past months.
“Hello Hermione,” He said softly, kissing her cheek. He was like a brother to her, and he was somewhat like her best friend, even though he looked slightly snake like. Hermione had helped him to grow his hair back, and had also found a potion that helped to restore his skin and limbs to the right size, color, and texture.
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He was huge, yet gorgeous at the same time. He had midnight black hair that was extremely straight, bright blue eyes, and skin the color of milk chocolate—it seemed to be tanned from the sun.
“Hello,” He said, staring at her intensely. “My names Fenir Grey Back.”
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“You must be Hermione Zambini, Potter’s ex-friend. You also must be the child that has captured the Dark Lord’s heart.”
“He’s my BFFL,” She said laughing.
“What’s that mean?” Fenir asked.
“Best friend for life,” Voldemort answered smiling widely and gleefully.
“Wonderful,” Lucius mumbled.
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“Daddy…” She whimpered when Fenir’s mouth latched on to her throat.
“Hermione!” Her father cried, only to be detained by Voldemort’s out stretched arm.
“Stop,” She heard him say. “When a werewolf finds his mate you shouldn’t get between them.
“You smell wonderful…” Fenir groaned, his nose sniffing her throat.
“D-Dad,” Hermione whimpered, just as Fenir’s teeth ripped into her throat. “Ahh!” She screamed in pain. “Stop it!” Fenir growled in apology, but began to drain her blood.
A warm sensation was coming over her, and the area between her legs was frightfully warm and wet.
“I think it’s time to leave the room gentlemen,” Voldemort said and she heard murmurs of agreement.

Thanks to:
Sarah C for the Gilmore Girls/HP crossover and the Sonic the hedgehog/HP crossover

Part CCXXXII - Rise in shine

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:25:33 GMT

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Albus Dumbledore go’s to a Muggle tattoo parlor for a new defense against the dark arts teacher. What has this got to do with evil experiments, Sirius black daughter and Severus Snape love life ? ever thing.
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The girl had long dark ringlets hair, emaciated with pale skin and one large violet eye, the other eye was coved by a black satin eye patch. She was tall , lean, very handsome and had a demeanor of "casual elegance" but at the same time looked as hard as nails.
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The Girl looked up at the old man and bilked once , Dumbledore had hoped for at least some suppress to his arrival but he suppose if you had seen as much as her you just didn’t get suppressed any more.

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-V “ now tell we what misfortune bought you to my door, before I tell you to fuck off .”
Dumbledore-“ and why can’t I just come and see you “
V-“ because we're are not friends, if I could justify it, I kill you Dumbledore and you know that, so stop trying to play mind games with me and tell me what you want !”
Dumbledore-“ I want you to fill the position of defense against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts.”
V-“and why wooed I do that?”
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V-“ you know my rules I need three reasons to do something .”
Dumbledore-“ you can annoyed the Ministry of Magic if you do this and there is a large chance you will did “
V-“ o very tempting”
Dumbledore- “ so your do it “
V-“ yes , but I must met my father be for school start “
Dumbledore-“ no not in till hath way thro the year or one of your reasons for going will be gone ….. and you will back out and I will have no DADA teacher.”
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V-"Instead of regretting what we cannot do, it is better to do what one can. Even for example, what you do has nothing to do with results, you must forge forward."
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A strong voce rang out from the back of the great hall, the all the school looked to see a finger standing in the door way . she was a beautiful girl with dark ringlets .
Umbridge” and who are you ?”
v- “who I am is not impotent, but who are you?”
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V-“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa.....I never knew anyone who would so willingly give their real name and birthday out to a strangers.”
Umbridge – “Wah! It was you who asked”
V-“ you do know??? that By giving out your name, you are giving them the ability to take your soul? by giving out your birthday, you have given them control of your whole life.”
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V-“ yes I am, how I know I cannot give a speech that was as good as miss Dolores Jane Umbridge, but I will try …... Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”
With that she left without another word, living the rest of the hall silent. After 10mins the shock had wan off every one was taking about the new DADA pro over the top of the last of Dumdledore start of term notices.
Harry –“ did you see her ?”
Fred –“ omg she is so hot , world so do her .”
Hermione-“ don’t talk like that she a teacher”
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Hermione –“ don’t you lesion Ron Umbridge was going on about progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged, and she told umdridge to go stuff it .”
Harry –“ well I didn’t get it…… there wear a lot of v.”
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“Well Harry if you paid attention he saved your sorry butt and he gives you the truth yes ill save him.”
“Please tell me Ron she didn’t say that.”
“Sorry I can’t believe it ether but it happens but you Hermione will never ever be my friend girlfriend or even an acutance I don’t know you at all any more.”
“Me ether Hermione me ether.”
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Rise in shine for defense against the dark arts was Hermione’s alarm she got up slowly.
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"Master" he bowed. "Lucius my favorite death eater, do stand up" hissed Voldemort. Lucius obeying his master stood up. "what is your wish today?" asked Lucius " Oh, I do not know, but take the death eaters somewhere, and be back within an hour."
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After they left, and Lucius was the only one around, Voldemort stepped out, almost from no were. But he didn't look like Voldemort, he wasn't wearing his black cloak. Instead he was wearing ... arse hugging flares, and a tight T-shirt, with David Bowie pictured on the front. Glitter was sprinkled acrosed his face, and he was wearing eyeliner. Lucius rubbed his eyes, hoping it was all just an illusion. Voldemort stepped closer to him. " I told you, you were my favorite, but am I yours?" asked Voldemort "Um..Um.." Lucius did not want to upset his master, but he wasn't Lucius favorite person, especially not right now. " Um well, I guess so," said Lucius. "Great, come here then.." Lucius stepped in closer to Voldemort, and now both were touching faces. Voldemort leaned in and snogged Lucius. Lucius, not wanting to displease his master, snogged him back. It was wired Lucius was half discussed by it, and half enjoying it. " Haha" Voldemort pulled back from the kiss, "that was great. I never knew you were such a good kisser."
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Lucius woke up in a panic, he was sweating, and panting heavily "That was the scariest dream in the world." He rolled over and hugged his wife too him. But it wasn't his wife. He screamed. Voldemort was lying right next to him, glitter still covering his face. Voldermort rolled over " Good morning love, last night was....fun," he snickered.
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Sixteen year old Draco looked at his newly busted out father. Severus saved him from killing Albus Dumbledore, but not from Lucius. He retold what happened in the Tower, trying to take the blame off of him as must as possible.
“Incendio!” Lucius bellowed. A burst of fire engulfed Draco’s legs and he fell to the ground screaming.
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Draco hated his life and it all started with trying to please the man who called out the Dark Lord’s name as he shuddered in orgasm.
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I didn’t know why they hung around with me. I mean, they were Slytherins, I was a Ravenclaw. But they seemed to be drawn to my pale white ivory skin and waist-length dark chocolate hair.
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I wasn’t a Satan worshipper, and I was no emo. I just liked the colour black against my skin.
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“I mean, can you believe those pathetic excuses for humans thought to keep me as a servant? Thieving maggots tried to steal my mother’s jewellery, but I cursed their fingers off.” I cackled, everyone laughing with me.
“Is that what you call fun?” an angry male voice asked.
I turned around, and a guy’s chest was suddenly in my face. I looked up, and up and came face to…chin with…
Cedric Diggory. Phwoar… didn’t know he was this hot close up! He smelled amazing, like warm mint tea, and incense, and fire, also broomstick polish and sweet smelling conditioner.
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“Snotty girls like me?” I hissed at him. The anger was already bubbling up,
“Girls like me never had a chance to go to any proper school because they and their families have been hunted since they were born! And snotty girls like me had been whipped for magic they didn’t have any control over.”
There was no stopping it now.
“And snotty girls like me were starved for days and weeks on end because they had the nerve to try and run away. And snotty girls like me have been taken away from their parents, put into the care of Muggle filth and TORTURED EVERY DAY THAT THEY MANAGED TO SURVIVE!” I shrieked at him. Tears were dripping down my cheeks. His face was a frozen mask of shock. I pulled my hand back, and whipped it around again, directly going for his cheek and a ringing slap was heard all over the corridors.
He still did not move.
“How dare you hit him?” I swung round, just in time to see one of his fan girl followers running at me. I punched her.
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“If you ever,” I breathed, staring into his eyes, bloodthirsty as hell, “EVER DARE to insult me or my parents again, I swear I’ll kill you, pretty boy. You and your group of friends, your perfect life. Go to hell, you filthy piece of shit.” I snarled.
He leaned forward, his breath fanning over my face. It smelled irresistibly sweet and it made my mouth water. My eyelids fluttered, and then narrowed, I pushed him away, my handprint still visible on his face and it was already darkening into a bruise. His cheek was bleeding too, after I’d slapped him, I’d caught him with my nails. His shirt wrinkled, he nodded. As I turned to walk away, I heard him murmur in my ear, “I am sorry.”
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Giselle Black... The character you never heard about in Harry Potter.
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He din't sign it, but she didn't care..... her car was ready for her!!!! Her custom designed, magically enhanced red Ferrari was waiting for her!
Last summer, Cornelius had pulled some strings to get her a license even though she was too young.
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She looked over to see Lucius Malfoy standing close by.
"Gissy, Mr.Malfoy is here to deliver your school supplies for Hogwarts.
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Cornelius had ordered a special garage built for her car at Hogwarts which made her happy.
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Because I knew how to use muggle electronic and deter the magical interference away from it, I thought of a CD player – one that could play MP3s. I enjoy music, especially from muggle singers and bands, such as John Farnham, Phil Collins, The Choir Boys and Icehouse.
Once again, as if knowing what I was thinking, CD player appeared upon the desk, beside the desk lamp that came with the desk when it appeared. Satisfied, I decided to check out my new wardrobe. I walked over and pulled the door open and my expression was full of surprise to what I was seeing. The wardrobe was a walk-in one all right, literally. Shoes were in their pairs and placed nicely in slotted shelves, robes and muggle clothing hanging up along the racks and I saw draws. I figured that was where my underwear was hiding.
I couldn’t help but feel a little like a princess, as I went to take a better look at my clothes. My original clothes were in here, but so were a whole lot of new ones that I had never owned in my entire life, but only dreamed. What girl hasn’t ever dreamed of owning something designer labelled?
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My heart fluttered a little just thinking about it. It hasn’t really sunk in yet, but I know that I am the wife of Severus Tobias Snape. It may not have been my choice, but I couldn’t help but feel lucky. Most girls my age are pretty much dying to look pretty and do all they can to make a guy notice them. Severus became my husband because my father had finally found a way for Severus to repay him.
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I didn’t bother about putting on any shoes after taking off my white wedding slippers as I wanted to know the feel of my new carpet under my bear feet.
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"I didn't know I was in this class either until two seconds ago. I was reading my schedule wrong," he said.
You loved it when he said things like that. You were really falling for him. Then you saw the teacher. No one else saw her. They were too busy talking. You walked over to the bird perch and picked the raven up. You got the attention of all the other students, and set the raven on the floor.
"This is our teacher," you said.
"Yeah right and this quill is my mother!" yelled Draco.
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The raven grew as big as a person and started growing people body parts. (no grossness intended) (seriously)
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"I have to ask a serious question," you said nervously.
"Ask away," she said.
"What does this mean?
This has been happening since I was nine.
I turn into a very fierce feline.
I am orange and have stripes.
I am a tiger," you chanted.
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"That is amazing!" screamed McGonnagol.
"Unveilio!" you growled and then turned human again.
"You are very talented Miss Chang," she said sweetly.
"That's the only animal I can turn into because its the form of my patronus," you said.
"Well, since you are much more advanced then any student I've ever taught, I will teach you my secrets," she said.
"Oh, thank you," you said graciously.
"Your welcome, you can leave now," she said.
"I can leave?" you asked.
"Yes, you don't have to sit through this boring lesson," she said.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement,” Dumbledor began, “we have a new student/professor coming to the school and she should be here.
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The common room was….loud. Dakota was able to hear fine, but the music was up quite loud and people were screaming and yelling with excitement.
She sat on a couch, plucking a guitar quietly. She sung the lyrics quietly, trying not to let her voice get carried away:
Follow me
For I am reaching out and giving you chance
My eyes will fade; my love with revolt
Take my hands
And follow me
Listen to me! (IM YOUR ONLY CHANCE)
Hear my calls! (JUST LISTEN)
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Even though she was an immortal, she could still sleep.

Thanks to:
elethian for the V fic and the fic in which Hermione will never even be an acutance
lily_phoenix731 for Voldemort/Lucius fic and the abused!Draco fic

Part CCXXXI - holy crow

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:06:56 GMT

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Hello, my name is Harry Potter. Last week, I participated in the Hogwarts talent show, doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. To my disbelief I won first place. I had spent weeks and weeks perfecting my dances. I thought that everyone in the Great Hall was going to have a heart attack when I finally took off the hat. What did they think, that all I was good for was killing Voldemort?
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“Yes, of course. And I was going to ask, what were you going to name the baby?”
“Uh, we were thinking about Stephen,” James jumped in.
“Ew. James, gross! Stephen is an old guy’s name,” Lily interjected.
“My husband’s name is Stephen,” muttered the young nurse angrily.
Lily retreated into her pillows and had an apologetic look on her face. “How about Harry?”
“Hmm.” James sat back into his chair, crumpling up the paper cup in his hand. “Simple, cute…. Easy to spell. Great!”
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They stumbled into Dumbledore’s office just as Dumbledore finished combing his beard.
“Ah, yes, Lillian and James Potter. James, I remember you, you nasty little mischievous boy.”
James laughed his manly laugh

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“She’s a Metamorphus. We’re going to interrogate her, sue her by means of her wand.” Albus stood, looking more serious than ever.
“No, Albus, you can’t do that.” Lily clutched her baby protectively.
“She deliberately delayed the birth so Neville would save the world. She changed the future, that’s a serious offense.”
“What’s your proof?” Lily released her tight grip on the baby and held him gently.
“Did she say, ‘Stop pushing’ in the middle of your birth?”
“Yes, but…”
“That’s it. You were supposed to push, Lily, that’s how you get the baby out.”
“I know that.”
“Let’s go interrogate that Healer!” James decided, getting to his feet.
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She stood in front of the mirror, making sure she looked just right. She shook her head to move her scarlet bangs from her eyes, her mid-back length, wavy, ginger hair sparkling as it moved gently, rippling down her back. Her eyes met those in her reflection, and she saw excitement shine in her large eyes, which were a swirl of blue-green with flecks of grey, brown and purple centering around her pupil.
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“Hello Hogwarts!!! We are the Royals Dance Crew. Before we get started, let me introduce you to the team!”
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“This is Daniel!” The girl said, watching Dan do the flares. He stopped, kicked up so he was back on his feet, struck a B-boy pose and walked back to the group. Another one stepped forward and removed their hood.
“Here’s Haley!” The girl had long black hair and fair skin. She did three pirouettes and jumped, landing in the splits, before returning to her friends. The audience cheered.
“Meet Rupert!” A boy with dirty blond hair stepped forward. He ran towards the Slytherin table, before turning right, running and doing a triple handspring across the stage.
“Here is Selena.” Another girl removed her hood. She had long brown hair and freckles. She did a 6 Step followed by several Air Flares before blowing a kiss to the crowd.
“Give a shout out to Tom!” This boy had dreadlocks and dark olive skin. He smirked at the crowd before starting out with an air walk and ending with a drill headspin. He got up, winked (at which point Rose was thinking “Good god, why does he always have to be like this?”) and took the mic from the girl, who walked to the centre of the stage, arms crossed.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you our leader, and your newest classmate. You’re very lucky to have her, we’re all gonna miss her. Here’s Rose!!!” Tom practically yelled into the mic. She took off the purple hoodie, revealing a blue T-shirt. She had long red hair and fair skin. She smiled and waved, before turning around. She did a backflip, followed by a back handspring, ending in the splits. Her group followed behind her and they did their end poses, followed by bright blue fireworks shooting out everywhere.
“It’s her! IT’S HER!!!” Blaise and Harry both hollered at the same time to members of there houses. Blaise was going ballistic, as were Fred and George. The lights came back on, and Dumbledore stood next to them, clapping his hands together.
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“What house are you in?” Someone yelled. Rose looked at Dumbledore, who nodded at her.
“Well, Professor Dumbledore asked me if I had a house preference, to which I said I didn’t really know much about the houses. We came to an agreement.” She paused, and looked at Dumbledore, nodding at him to continue.
“Miss Bellevoire will be staying in each common room for one week, before we will place the Sorting Hat on her head. The two of them will then decide where she will be.” Dumbledore finished for her.
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"What? what do you want? Sirius Black? womanizer entrrepeneur? i don't want to know you. i don't need to know you so..." i turned back to my work and after a while i started to become agitated, he still hadn't moved so,...
"So, Miss Black, what's your name?" i sighed and turned to him.
"Ebony. Ebony Black okay? and no, you can't make me Mrs Black or even make me say i am when slepeing with you. Just leave me alone okay?"
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Summary: The pink haired cousin of Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, is transferring to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but not before attending the Quidditch World Cup.
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“Lord, if it would please you, I offer my services. My available womb, for example, my Lord.” Bellatrix said quietly, her eyes on the floor, bowing to Voldemort.
Voldemort smiled his cold, evil smile and spoke in his cold, high voice, “Yes, Bellatrix. I find those offers to my liking. Tonight, come back here at ten-oh-clock exactly. I will not except your offer if you are even a second late.”
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He closed his eyes which hid his emerald green eyes from the world. A sound, that could cause an orgasm by the way, reached his ears which caused him to shift in the cream colored couch. He opened his eyes when those sounds entranced him. His lover had a chocolate covered banana in his mouth – sucking and nipping the delicious treat.
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Once again karma played the bitch as he ever so slightly notice a black laced thong stuck out of those tight muggle jeans of Draco’s. The blonde moved the banana into his left hand and licked his right hand so it could once again be chocolate free. The blonde’s hips swayed as he took a bit of his treat, those eyeballs rolling to the back of his head in sheer pleasure. Harry swallowed a mouthful of saliva while nervously opening his bottled water.
The blonde’s gaze became seductive - the silver pools partially covered by the eyelids and were radiating pure lust and love, as he turned to face Harry. He purposely cocked his head to the side with that banana pressed to his lips muttering a ‘what’s the matter love?’ in a low purr. This caused Harry’s cock to twitch and beg to be in control over Harry’s brain. Harry, however, disobeyed his cock’s commands and quickly downed the ice cold water
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In the middle there was the now splattered chocolate covered banana whose chocolate dirtied the floor. He looked up at his lover and noticed that lower lip quivering with those eyes gleaming with the threat to cry. Instant jealously purged Harry’s system from all control.
‘How in the hell is that stupid fucking BANANA getting more worry from him then I do get on a daily basis?!’ Harry’s mind snapped while he glared the banana to another death.
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“I feel like Romeo and Juliet,” Emilie muttered as she sat next to Charles.
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James Harry Potter. My bestfriend since birth. He was already there, a built in mate if you will. He is tall around 6’2, hazel eyes, quidditch build and the messiest black hair you will ever see.
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Sirius is a damn good looking bloke too. He is same height as James with grey eyes if you think that it would look dull, think again. His black wavy MESSY hair falls just into his eyes. He just like James is also built.
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Now all that’s left it me. Xeomara Elizabeth Raes. I’m short and tiny and when I say that I mean short and tiny. I’m 5 feet tall and am lucky if I weight 110 pounds soaking wet. I have long dark brown hair(or black if you want because I mean really dark!) that falls in loose curls(naturally) to my waist. Big deep blue eyes or so I’ve been told. My whole family has been in ravenclaw for as long as anyone can remember. You see my family are decendents from Rowena Ravenclaw and Godric Gryffindor(as is james, so were distantly related somehow. I don’t really know.) So noone has been in gryffindor in my family except me(even though were related, weird I know.) And I’m aboslutely hated for it. My parents just like sirius’s are all going along with this bloke Voldemort about no muggle-borns, pure blood all the way. It bloody stupid. I’ve been beaten, straved, and treated as the family house elf since I came home that first christmas after the sorting(im sorry ive never told you this guys its embarrasing and you know I hate showing feelings.)
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‘Yo, Vol-diddy,’ said Ethelinda jokingly. Voldemort merely raised an eyebrow.
‘Go, daughter,’ he said. ‘I must speak with Marielle alone.’
Sullenly, Ethelinda nodded, slouching off to the First Living Room alone.
‘Marielle,’ Voldemort said crisply.
‘My Lord,’ Marielle replied. Voldemort’s expression softened at her words.
‘Please, call me ‘Tom’, my love,’
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“Have you ever heard of a Demaphim?” Albus looked thoughtful and shook his head.
“They’re a supposedly extinct being, part Vampire, part Demiguise and part what muggles would call Seraphim. They can control actions of others, turn invisible and amongst other things, fly.” She stopped to take a breath and cough out some ashes.
“Sir, form what I have read, if Harry was one, then if he did not want you to say anything about him, then he could control your speech and communication.”
Dumbledore let out a large roar with an excited expression on his face
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There was one memorable day that Harry came down for breakfast to see Severus sitting at the bar with a wetsuit half undone and eating a banana. There were many pale scars crossing his well defined torso. Harry was slightly surprised, he’d always thought of Severus been thin and not a muscle on him.
“Why on earth are you wearing that?” Harry asked, bewildered. Severus rolled his eyes.
“Have you seen the waves today? Pure heaven. Been out surfing since six.” Severus said in his Australian accent. He often did that much to Harry’s amusement.
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Harry turns around and is scared because he see’s the person behind him is draco, the guy he was just confessing his undying love for. dr draco how long have you been there
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All harry can think of is Oh my god he knows and he doesn’t love me back oh my god oh my god oh my god harry falls to the ground new tears falling to the ground
Draco moves in on harry and harry backs up into a wall dra dra draco what a are y you doing
Im trying to tell you how I feel about you harry I love you
Dr draco this isn’t funny stop trying to mess with me
Draco cups harry face and see’s harry just but keeps his hands where they are
Harry I LOVE YOU I really truly do
The then why do you only have sex with me then leave like it meant nothing. why was it before we had sex you would talk with me for hours why? Harry starts to sob again
Harry stop crying harry listen to me please just listen to me harry shakes his head but couldn’t because dracos hand was still holding his head still
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Draco flinches at what harry said when we kissed and had sex that first time I didn’t think it was mutrally that you were just frustrated and needed a partner so when we had sex a few more times it didn’t seem like it meant to you as mucha s it did to me and I just couldn’t satnd seeing you with other guys
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draco leans back in but instead of kissing hary and the lips he starts to suck on harrys neck he hears harry start to moan
Oh my god this feels so goodz harry wraps his arms around draco’s neck draco starts to move his way down harrys neck. Then he taste clothing. Draco growls at the offence piece of clothing.
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Draco captures one of harrys nipples and harry trows back his head and starts to moan really load
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Harry starts to make his way down draco’s chest licking and biting everywhere he could then he get up and moves draco to the edge of the bed and gets down on him knee’s and stares at draco till he looks at him and then lick the tip of his cock
Draco wants to trow his head back but cant takes his eyes aways fromt hose brilliant green eyes and watches harry lick and suck parts of his cock
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Ha harry im going to cum soon
Me me to
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Harry wakes up and stretches wow lost night was great he looks around and doesn’t see draoc anywhere and starts to panic and starts to cry again I knew it was to good to be true
Draco comes in with a tray full of food for them and see’s harry in a ball crying and drops the tray and runs to harry harry draling whats wrong are you okay
All harry does is wraps his arms around draco holding him tightly to himself I thought you left again and then I thought that it was a dream and it made me so sad I started to cry
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Harry I love you with all my heart and I will love you forever throught your nightmares draco saw harry flinch when he said that but continued on I will love you even if the hole world is aganst you draco has ron and mione puff up at the implication that they would ever be againt him harry I will love you if you feel you don’t deserve it I will love you through everything and it might be to soon for this he saw harry final could see where he was going and harry gasped and draco could see tears formingand got worried but went on harry will you please do the honner and marry me and make me draco malfoy-potter
Draco wait in suspence for harry to say somthi9gn but when he just stood there he got up and turned away because he was going to cry he satrtted to leave
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sorry harry but draco didn’t spend a penny on this it’s a heir lume he took it took and hour to find it in the room and draco whats with all those thinkgs in that room
Oh well its all theheir looms in our family he saw miones jaw drop holy crow seriously
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Madam Pomfrey did not look pleased but nodded. “Well, it would appear that you are two months pregnant, Mr. Potter.”
Harry looked at her as if he hadn’t heard her right. “What?”
“Your pregnant.” she repeated.
Harry looked at her and then Draco and began to cry. “Papa’s going to kill me...” he sobbed heart broken as Draco gathered him into his lap.
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“Harry, breath, it will be all right..” Sirius was getting worried.
“No, it won’t. I’m pregnant..” he looked at his Papa crying.
Sirius let go of him for a moment, pulled out of the hug to look at his face. “Who?” he asked softly his anger sufacing.
“Draco..” he whispered.
Sirius turned from being concerned to pissed without really knowing it. “After my warnings? After I told you to stay away?”
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Harry looked at him. “Why? What has Lucius done? I want to understand”
Sirius moved to sit on the sofa. “I was on your shoes, when I was sixteen, Harry.” he whispered. "The baby was Lucius'"
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“James’s mother healed me, but the damage had been done, I can no longer carry children.” Sirius whispered.
Harry looked at him crying. "Your parents allowed him to do that? They didn't care?" He whispered.
"I was a disappointment to my parents, and it was the law that if the parents of the unborn child were not going to wed, the paternal grandfather had the right to force an abortion
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We spent 4 hours straight shopping then we had lunch then we spent another 3 hours shopping. We bought a 4 poster crib which had a sleep spell on it so when you wanted your baby to sleep it would till you wanted it to wake up and it was big enough for three babies. It was ebony with silver drapes with matching blankets and pillows. It also came with a matching change table which was charmed to change the baby’s nappy for you. Then we bought a mountain of baby books and baby spells. Then we got high chair made out of silver and white gold. Then we bought mountains and mountains of baby clothes all black white silver pink gold red and purple, with booties that match each outfit. We bought a baby bath made out of onyx and mother of pearl with a baby hair brush made out of onyx with mother of pearl and diamonds and baby wash that never fan out that made my baby’s skin feel like satin. A bought a plush baby rug that was light lavender and silver. Then we went and got heaps of maternity clothes that actually looked good on me. Then we went to the toys that’s when Anna went nuts she grabbed every teddy bear on the shelves then she went to grab many other expensive baby play items.

Thanks to:
pica_scribit for the fic in which Harry impersonates Michael Jackson and the fic in which a healer deliberately delays Harry`s birth.

Part CCXXX - facing the interrogative moon

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:49:45 GMT

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“Hello Abi how was your holiday?” i asked as she bounced into my arms.
“It was great, Black, James and me spent lots of time playing quiditch in James’s garden, and Black was officially adopted by the potter’s. Ummm what else happened, oh i know Emma and Remus are going out now.” I smiled at Abi, she was around 5ft 5 and had very short brown hair, she had the shortest fuse ever and if you annoyed her you were better off dead, she was also obsessed with quiditch, she was a chaser on the Gryffindor team. She lived next to James and his family.
Hang on did i just call him James. OMG i did i called him James.
Of course you did, that is his name.
But OMG what is wrong with me, i think i’m going crazy.
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Calm lily, calm. Don’t panic. If you panic it gets worse.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! My life is going to end. I called him James in front of Abi, she’ll go tell Emma, Emma will tell Remus, Remus will tell James!!!! This is not good....
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I swear i have done this before.

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Maybe it was James??
It can’t be...OMG can it!?!
Will lily find out who that boy is? Is it James? So many questions you want to ask.
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“Hey....so are you ok” Ginny had said to fill the silence. “Yeah...I hope you’s all are” Harry had replied.
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“You really have a speciality of that curse Hermione” said Ron. They were all having yet another chat until everything went black but the blue-bells were still lit, but they all knew something was wrong. Very wrong.
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Hermione and Ginny both said at the same time whil still duelling the strong death eater Macnair “Stupefy”, it hit Macnair into the middle of his heart. Macnair was now nowhere to be seen. Ginny hugged Hermione so hard. After they let go, Fenrir and Rookwood stood up, cured from there curse and said a spell that Hermione and Ginny thought was funny “Periculam”.
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Her Patronus was a rabbit. It prounced all the way up to Rodolphus and blinded his sight.
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“Harry...Harry Potter, I finally have met you” Rodolphus had said. “You have seen me and tried to kill me too!” Harry said raising his voice.
“Harry the truth is that—“ Hermione had said, but Rodolphus had interrupted her. “I will tell him...the truth is that when I was about your age I lived in a small village right next to Bellatrix’s house and one night I went repairing lamps—“ Rodolphus was interrupted by Harry this time. “You, the evil monster, was repairing street lamps?”. “Can I please finsih( Harry had nodded and listened once again)...well while I was repairing the street lamps, Bellatrix Black had been walking down to were I was. The time she reached me she said If I would like to come over to her house for dinner, but I wouldn’t go out with her because all of her family had suppoted You know who and I said nicely no and then she got angry and ran into her house.
Harry looked over to Hermione and she gave him a slight nod. Harry looked back at Rodolphus and listened again. Rodolphus had said again “So, the next day I was cutting my grass until she had popped up again and said that I looked thirsty and she handed me a butterbeer so I drank it and then that was it, the next thing I know is that I’m back at Hogwarts, Im now 30 years old and I was a Death Eater!”. Rodolphus had finsihed talking and Harry had apologised to Rodolphus for yelling at him.
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Here I am again, sitting in the bathroom by the toilet puking my guts out. But does anyone come? Of course not! Not in this house. See I live with my cousin and her husband and kid. I’m pretty sure they hate me, but I have nowhere else to go so I stay. I mean I am only seven, though most would think I’m under five.
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I was suppose to be the Saviour of the wizarding world. Instead, here I was, mourning the death of the great Lord Voldemort. Yes, he was dying. I shocked the Death Eaters by kneeling down. Something clicked in me then. It wasn't ment to be like this. Seeing him lie there, defenceless, made me realize something. Voldemort watched me, eyes now open, when they were once closed. He didn't say anything, for, his breathing was harsh and short.
"Lord Voldemort." I whispered, moving closer. I wasn't afraid of him. No, not me. I was afraid FOR him. I didn't want him to die! Me and him could love so greatly, I just knew it. How dare others call him repulsive and ugly? To me, he wasn't the snake bastard anymore. He was an serpent angel, fallen from the heavens. A gift from Lucifer, no doubt.
Then, I did something so shockingly, those who were watching froze. I kissed the Dark Lord, Voldemort, Tom Marvolo(SP?)Riddle. Yes, I kissed him.
My soft lips pressed aganist his. When I pulled back, I could see the shock in his red eyes.
"Kill me now, Harry Potter." Voldemort rasped out. His eyes closed. I looked at him sadly. I couldn't kill him! He was my other half. No! Never, I would never kill him!
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Be immortal, I hissed in Parseltougne. Ah, the wonders parselmagic could do.
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I said the last two words in parseltougne. My tougne flickered out, so fast that nobody would be able to see but Voldemort. I could smell Snape's shock and anger.
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I turned towards the Death Eaters and bared my teeth. My fangs (Yeah, I was a vampire) gleamed in the moonlight.
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(the author’s notes)
This is my first fanfiction so be kind tell me what you think and give me some of your idears I really would like to know so review and tell if you like it i would like to thank walking-on-a-dream
for beta this story she beta what i sent her and the i had thought and add more so the end part might be a little rough but please tell me what you think
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6:00PM- Stair into space and wonder if life would be better if you died
11:00PM- Try to sleep
1:00AM- Wake up screaming soaked in cold sweat with word murder chanting in
my head
1:30AM- Go outside for a run to try and forget the nightmares
4:00AM- 100 Push ups and 100 sit-ups
5:00AM- Lie in bed thing of ways to die
That was Harry James Potters to-do list for the summer every day.
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The next morning Harrys Morning started the same as everyother he had now become so depressed that he was on auto pilot he had just come back from his jog and sit up and push ups he got a look at him self and he was looking pretty built from all the running and trainning and from the trainning in 4th year fom the Gobalt of fire his hair was short now then last year the biggest change was his eyes instead of last year when his eyes held some hope and life and love now they held that off some one the was empty that held no hope nothing but for one re head she could not take it anymore and she was to inform a man that she was about make 5 people pay for this and he was going to go with her and back her up with what ever she says or dose even if she has to use physical violance
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Notes: We wanted to do an age story but with R/Hr. So Ron is 25 and Hermione is 36. Go cougars!
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Hermione was at her desk, filling out some paperwork. She was thirty-six years old and had never been married. She knew she was pathetic
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"If two Ministry works, in the same department, were in engage in a sexual relationship. And one of them were in a high position of power, as long as both were willing and the person with more power didn't treat the one with less differently neither would get in trouble right?" Ron asked, his eyes on her lips.
"It depends on whether the one with less power is any good at pleasing the one with more power who is in great need of said act," Hermione said, looking at him, licking her fork.
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He face showed his innocents and his youth, but also masculinity and a passion.
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Ron moved and nuzzled her breasts and sucked on them as he grew closer. Hers were full and real he was betting too.
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Alrighty!
Okay, so, lemme explain a little bit first. Yes, this is a self insert fan fiction. And yeah, I know. Self inserts are like...uber gei, but this idea came about after a discussion with a close friend of mine. We were talking about how cool it would be to go to Hogwarts and what houses we would most likely be in and who we may be friends with. And he suggested that I write a fan fiction of all of us at Hogwarts for fun. So, I took the challenge!
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Olivia was 16. She was in fifth year. She had shoulder length, thick strawberry blonde hair with bangs that hung perfectly above her eyes. Her eyes. No one that she knew had eyes like hers. When she was happy, they were blue. When she was mad, they were green. Embarrassed or upset, they were gold. That wasn't the end of the rainbow that was her eyes but it was the main things that she felt. Except for when she was depressed, then they were brown.
She had a large chest, a slim waist, and wide hips. A very hourglass, womanly figure. She only reached a height of 5'1" and she was a little on the heavy side of that weight. Only by a little. She was around 120 lbs and she should have been 112 lbs. So what? All the weight was in her boobs and her ass. Something she wasn't proud of, but the guys liked it. Alot.
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The pointed part of the hat moved towards the older wizard. Olivia and Dumbledore were the only ones able to hear him.
"She's everything. She's brave like a Gryffindor, intelligent like a Ravenclaw, she's loyal like a Hufflepuff and she's sneaky like a Slytherin, no offense Olivia." he apologized.
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"You can't pick? Seriously?" Dumbledore asked.
"Seriously. The only way she's going to get a House is if you personally assign her one. Or give her her own one."
"I like the last idea. O.k. Olivia, your personalHouse will be Eximius. It's Latin for Extraordinary because you truly are an extraordinary young witch." Olivia blushed. "It's password will be Mirus, it means the same thing as Eximius. Don't tell anyone. It won't be finished tonight so you'll be staying in Gryffindor."
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Hermione enjoyed herself too - most girls do like to get to get 'all dolled up', and Hermione, for all her disgust with simpering bimbo witches, was no exception.
All this may be surprising to those who saw her in her later years, for Dark Lady Jane always had the reputation of being the best and most daringly dressed witch at any formal dinner or ball later on. Even her fighting clothes, the black tracksuits or army camouflage she would wear on the battlefield, often end ed up in the pages of witch's fashion magazines. Her infamy and strategic press leaks did more to make Muggle styles fashionable for the hip crowd than anyone in recent history, with the possible exceptions of John Castarioni and Lady Altair de Menezes. And Sasha Veranova, of course.
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But she did exchange more than a few words with Moron that night. Indeed, most historians consider it a defining moment, the start of the transformation of Hermione Jane Granger to Dark Lady Jane. It was the moment Albus Dumbledore - and many others - put her on his Possible Future Dark Sorcerers list. Most French feminists say it was the start of the Third Eurasian Revival of Witchcraft.
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8. Draco Malfoy, a proud Pureblood scion with very little to be proud about, correcly pointed out that under British law, a Mudblood who lost to a Pureblood in a duel would have her magic stripped from her.
9. Ginny returned with a very pale looking Moron. Potter trailed them both.
10. Potter tried to persuade Hermione to forgive Moron.
11. Hermione slapped Potter, who staggered back a couple of steps.
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14. Reluctantly, Albus Dumbledore cleared a space for the duel.
15. Hermione transfigured her elegant periwinkle blue dress to a comfortable loose-fitting periwinkle blue tracksuit. Many straight males became rather glad that they were wearing school robes, seeing as conservative Pureblood fashion didn't allow women to wear anything remotely interesting.
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Hermione shook her hair out, casting a spell to return it from a delicate coiffure to its normal wild self. A few muttered spells later, it was flowing back as if in a wind, sparks crackling as they emitted excess magic. An imposing sight that she would perfect in future battles, leading to one of her many titles - the Mudblood Medusa.
Potter, in the corner with the other Weasleys, was quiet. He occasionally touched his cheek as if to verify that his homework whore had really slapped him.
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After what felt like hours, the redhead was dry heaving painfully, and the duelling platform was covered with vomit.
Most bookies did not look pleased.
One of the Weasley twins was taking notes.
Jane stopped the torture of her former friend. Moron looked dazed, nauseous, covered in vomit, and terrified.
Potter looked furious.
Jane started chanting softly, swaying her body sinuously in time with the stanzas. Her irises vanished, leaving her eyes completely white and glazed over.
Dumbledore put his face in his hands.
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Moron's elongated (and very thin) penis continued to wrap itself around the terrified wizard. If he suffered from low self-esteem before, that was nothing compared to what he would suffer for the rest of his life. The rules said nothing about inflicting lasting non-physical damage.
Hermione's irises returned, though they were now a savage white contrasting against the black of the rest of her eyes. She looked at her opponent, as if for the first time, and a terrifying smirk found its way to her face. I had seen such an expression before, on a medieval Muggle painting of the Christian Devil as he led a herd of screaming humans to their eternal damnation.
Her right hand jerked, then thrust forward.
Moron's dick thrust forward into its owner's unwilling mouth. He desperately tried to keep it closed, but a clothes peg appeared on his nose.
For the next few minutes, we were treated to a new meaning of the phrase 'Go Fuck Yourself'. It was very informative, and chockfull of possibilities for anyone who wasn't a heterosexual male idiot.
Then the motion stopped. Slowly, Moron, still wrapped in cock, toppled over. And every wizard watching, including myself, winced and unconsciously moved our hands to our groin. Moron screamed as his body crushed half his penis.
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Odette Ivanjilinah Envy Neveah- Miko Valencia is a vampire Valkyrie. She can control air, earth, fire, water, and nuclear weapons except she can only control one of these each day and she never knows which one it will be.
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“Even in my dreams I am haunted by it all!” she wailed loudly to herself. She ran to the window. The highest window of the tower. And stood up on the ledge, her face facing the interrogative moon. It’s laughing face ridiculing her in all her terrible shame. She stood on the ledge, and leant over, slowly hoping gravity would do its business for her…
Harry was flying his Dart (the new broom of the season sent by Sirius in sixth year). He was doing back flips and twirls and he was prancing happily in the air away from Hogwarts.
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All of a sudden, he heared a beautiful voice of a girl in the distance, sobbing, crying. He was a brilliant flash of red in the window of a tower, and was entranced by it, and like a dart to a dartboard, a bull to a red cloth, he valiantly darted his broom in that direction.
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She drew her dagger, that she had getten from the caves of Norseway made by dwarves. It was a brilliant silver dagger encrusted with rubies and silver letters that didn’t say anything, they were just letters. She then grabbed it in a great fist and in a fit, she dug the tip into her wrist, and slashed sideways, over and over and over and over. She then got to work on the other arm, slashing side ways over and over and over until the blood was dripping down her voluminous crimson lace gown down to her ankles it dripped. Then, in a sudden dash, she lifted the knife high the air to the knife sky. Glaring at the moon, as if it were a person, she aimed the dagger at her neck, and sliced a deep cut against her protruding chest that represented self hate and despair of the soul. She gasped a tiny, baby like gasp, suddenly, realising that she wanted to kill herself over and over, but didn’t want to die. She would never be able to kill herself again once she was dead.
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Without a moments hesitation, he suddenly stared at the bundle of red flowing lace he had saved from death in his arm. What a beautiful fair, moonlit face she had! Those crimson stained lips, parting ever so gently in the moonlight, her flowing hair, enveloping them both, gently in the breeze like a veil. It smelled astonishing. He grabbed a handful and stroked it against his face. He could smell many wonderful things.
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While they were walking, people in the hallways gasped at Ivan’s beauty. Although she bled so much and was still healing from the scars she still looked amazing, ven in her ratty hospital gown, whose light colour was nothing compared to the lightness and purity of her skin.
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"Who do u love, me or that slut!?!" "i love u, Ginny and no one else will interfear with our love" Harry told her, trying to regain her trust "not even Hermione, Cho, or even you mother! I love you. Will you marry me?" Harry asked, his eyes desprete. Ginnny replied flatly,"What about Ron?" Harry pause a second and thought. "Who's Ron?" They then embraced each other. Ron, hearing this punched Harry right in the forehead, hitting his lightnig shaped scar. It seared with pain! He fainted at the sight of Ginny crying out, a green flash, and the shrill laugh of Hermione. Harry Potter was dead, because of his "best friend". About a hour later, Ginny couldn't bear it anymore! She murdered herself, as did Hermione for killing Harry. Right before each girl killed themselves, you would hear a "I LOVE YOU ,HARRY POTTER" and then a green flash of light - they were gone.

Thanks to:
pica_scribit for the fic in which Lily can`t stop panicking, the fic in which Rodolphus is so OOC he repairs streetlamps, the fic in which a young Sue pukes her guts out, the Voldemort/Harry fic, the fic with Harry`s to do list, the “cougar” Hermione fic and the “uber gei” author`s note.

Part CCXXIX - a sing of life

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:55:16 GMT

This batch is dedicated to the awesome pica_scribit who recced every single fic featured below.

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Enjoy! I thank you for the ones that tell me of miss spelling. I spell it right when I put it on the computer. But when I send it to fan fiction. It leaves out some words. Please say it in a nice way.
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Oh My Goodness. Hermione said inside her head.
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"Now class seat down." Said Professor Mcgonagall
Everyone went silent.
"Every two years we gather three schools and have a very important event. The event is called the Yull Ball. The Yull Ball is a dance. You all need to go and you all will learn to dance. Now get a partner and they do not have to go with you to the dance . You may pick your own."
Harry didn't want to pick anyone, he wanted to go with Hermione.
But will she say yes.
Harry got up to Hermione and asked....
"Will you dance with me?"
"Okay."
They danced.

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It was the most beautiful necklace she ever saw. It was shaped like a heart and was a beauitful color. Purple.
"Oh...Harry."
Hermione jumped up and hugged him. Harry lowered her done and said....
"Your welcome....this is to show the love that we have."
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"Where am I?Who am I?" Hermione said.
Hermione went to sleep that night. Voldemort was talking to one of his Death Eaters.
"What are you going to do with her?" The Death Eater asked.
"Well, we don't need her any more. Potter doesn't care for her and she has lost her memory."
"You want us to just let her go."
"Yes."
Hermione wakes up and remembers herself and everything. One of the Death Eater comes in. They grab her and let her go out somewhere in London. She starts running as fast as she can.
Voldemort grabs one of his Death Eaters.
"She has her memory back."
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Hermione could make her voice sound like a police woman. She got on to the railing and went down to help the boy. She was use to geeks or hobos getting beat up. But this boy looked like he was lost for days. And was trying to get some where.
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You looked up and spotted (first) platinum blonde hair. Making your way down to icy, blue eyes and coming to rest on a face with fine features.
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"The host family were the Malfoys. The father is a Death Eater and they housed that party to find someone that could become the next princess. Meaning that whoever it was would take over for Voldemort if he was too weak to act."
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Pansy had picked up the water pitcher on the table next to her and poured it on you.
Still crackling with laughter, you tried to talk, but failed miserably.
"You-laugh-dog!-laugh-eyes-funniest shit-laugh-in the world!"
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OH! You had forgotten about that. So, you decided to change into a plaid skirt and white button up shirt, kind of like schoolgirl outfit. Before you could do anything else, Christina grabbed your hand and fled out of the dorm room.
My hair! UGH! I'm gunna get her back for this!
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Veela are extremely beautiful human looking creatures. They have power over fire, and at 16 they sprout their wings. When emotional their eyes turn different colors. Red- mad, blue- sad, black- lonely, silver- closed off, and so on and so forth. Female veela can be either dominant or submissive depending on their partner, which can be male or female. Male veela on the other hand are always dominant and their partner is always male.
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Flexing a little I felt new muscles move and I looked back. Two silver and green wings were stretching out carefully and I smiled. They were perfect. I closed my eyes again as if on instinct as a flash of a black haired boy crossed my vision, two large emerald eyes danced back at me with happiness.
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Watching the exist closely I waited until they came back with a tired beaten looking Pot- Harry.
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Opening it Draco flipped threw looking for the right outfit. Finally Draco found it. A silver velvet Renaissance tunic with white sleeves with green and black trim to the front, a black velvet cape with a silver chain connecting it in the front, white vinyl boots, black stretch pants, and a black velvet hat with a silver feather. Also a silver mask with gold and silver swirls painting simple but beautiful patterns over the front and a black tear mark in the right eye corner, along with a green gem on the forehead of the mask and one green, one black, and one silver feather off the side.
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Authors note.
Normally the people of Avalon speak gealic. But because Gealic is a very difficult language to write en read I let the people of Avalon speak English or else no one would be able to read it.
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“This year we will have a very special quest. A teacher from a mystical island, she has come from far away to teach as in the wonderful history of magic. Please welcome, Miss Maira Macha from the island of Avalon!” Dumbledore says.
When Maira Macha comes on the platform where Dumbledore is standing the whole great hall falls in silence. They have never seen such a beautiful woman in their whole lives. Especially the boys can take their eyes of her.
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“Draco, what has happened? Why is Miss Macha leaning on your shoulder?” Professor Snape asks.
“She has fallen down the stairs!” Draco says.
“Draco, don’t you say that you have dropt her! Our honoured quest!” Profesor Snape cries.
“No, Sir she slipped! But still I am ashamed! Deeply ashamed! A Malfoy who let a lady fall is really a scandal! I Fear that my ancestors are turning around in their graves and that they already lay six feet deeper1 I can hear them!” Draco cries.
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“The stone represents the earth, the burning candle the fire, the crystal the water and the incense the air. Together they form the four elements. We will need them during this ritual.” Maira Macha explains.
“Alright, let us start! I am longing for my salvation! “ Draco Malffoy says.
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When they are finished with their spell Maira Macha stings herself in her finger with the knife. She spread the blood across Draco’s forehead.
But Draco does it in the wrong way! Instead of just stinging in his finger he cuts his whole left hand. He screams out in pain! But still he spreads the blood across Maira Macha’s forehead. But he has offered too much blood! Than a wave of pain hits is body! It’s just like he is hit by lightning. And than Draco does something very unusual! He telepathically calls Severus Snape for aid! He doesn’t know that since than a telepathic connection will be formed, a connection between their souls. A connection that will change their lives forever!
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The three of them walk into Draco direction.
They are shocked by the pool of blood where the person lays in. Especially Ron is frightened.
“Must you look at all that blood? It looks likes murder! Maybe this person is murdered!” Ron cries.
“It’s indeed possible Ron, but I want to see who it is. I am curious about the person’s identity.” Hermoine says while she carefully turns the person on his back.
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He carries Draco’s unconsciousness form in his arms down the many stairs that lead to hiss office.
Harry, Ron and Hermoine look at him in amazement.
“Well, professor I never knew that you were you strong!” Ron says in surprise.
Professor Snape looks at him with a mysterious smile on his lips.
“I am full of surprises, Mister Weasly! “ Professor Snape answers.
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"You have saved me haven’t you?" Draco asks.
The three of them nod.
" I am very grateful to you, but I fear that it was in vain. I am lost. And if I have to die than I want to die with a clear conscience. Harry, Ron, Hermoine I have to confess something to you. I have always been a mean spoiled brat. I have always treated you very badly. I have always bullied you and I have even enjoyed it.
But now I see I was wrong. Harry can praise himself with friends like you! And I have to confess I always wanted to be a part of you. But I feared that my father wouldn’t ever accept it because you aren’t purebloods. I wish I hadn’t listened to him. But know it´s to late. I will never have the change to become a friend of you because I wouldn´t be there anymore. But I want to ask you something. Would you please if you are able to do it, forgive me for everything I have done! I know that I am not worthy but please let me die in peace!" Draco says with tears in his eyes.
Harry and his friends and professor Snape start to cry by these words.
"Draco Malfoy, of course we can forgive you for everything. But please don’t give in to it. There must be a way to save you! I can’t believe that everything is lost!" Hermoine cries.
Harry and Ron are speechless while the are filled with grief.. The only thing they can do is not..
" It’s too late Miss Granger! It’s too late!" Draco Malfoy cries.
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“Good night children I hope you will have sweat dreams” Dumbledore says while he waves them goodbye.
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Right on that moment Snape enters his office. He is deeply shocked when he sees that Draco is gone. He starts to scream in despair.
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“Poor Draco. He have must been in terrible pain! I hoped that I had reacted faster on his cry for help! Maybe he wouldn’t be harmed like that!” Severus cries.
“Yes maybe but we aren’t sure about it, aren’t we? And besides it’s not your fault! You have done what ever you could do to save him!” Dumbledore replies.
“Yes I know but still it’s terrible that he had to suffer like this! Anyway that souls bound you are talking about what does that mean? Does it mean that I have direct contact with the boy’s soul?” Snape asks.
“That’s exactly what it means. A connection has been formed between your souls. You are no able to reach each other. Even if the meeting is not physically or if there is a long distance between you two. You can see it as a new way of communication.
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“Have you ever had a souls bound with someone?”Snape asks.
“No,but a friend of mine had. But never forget it is not the same thing as leglimency or oclumency. It’s much more difficult and direct. And never forget that Draco Malfoy has given you a very
special gift!” Dumbledore replies.
“I know he has given me free entrance into his very soul! I have deep respect for that.” Snape replies.
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Draco is amazed by her appearance. She reminds him a little of his aunt Bellatrrix but than more beautiful.
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When Snape doesn’t react Draco starts to search for a sing of life from the professor.
He is shocked when he finds out that the professor isn’t breathing! To his shock he discovers that the professor has no pulse!
Draco is really desperate. But he stays calm he knows what he has to do. He starts to give to professor first aid. He first starts to reanimate the professor many times.
He gives him chest compressions and he starts to breathe life back into Snape. He is relieved when they professor starts to breathe all by him self. Draco carefully laid him in a stabile position on his side.
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“You are a real gentlemen Draco. Alright I accept. You can take me to diagonally. “ Maira answers
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I was astounded, I had only found out that I was witch 3 weeks ago and that I was supposed to be the one of the highest regarded of the age, along with a boy called Harry Potter. My mother had said he sent an evil wizard who named himself Lord Voldemort away and survived a killing curse that no one ever had survived before at the age of 1, making him a household name. I just hoped he wasn’t a spoiled brat because my mother had confided in me that we were chosen to preserve the balance of Light and Dark when we grew older ( no pressure, right?), so I hoped we could get along.
My mother heard this prophecy just before I was born so she decided to name me Luminiscentine which means “Goddess of Light” in Latin and give me the middle name of Aya which in Cherokee translated into “me”.
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I had long since pulled out my I Pod and we each had an earbud in our ears and delightedly listening to the American music that I had so long cherished, seeing that I aspired to be a singer up until the Hogwarts letter. It had been playing songs so long that it was almost to the end of the 700 songs I had on there and Hermione seemed to enjoy the American beats of the array of song genres I possessed. I had earlier thought Hermione to do the dances of “Walk it out”, “Crank Dat Souja Boy”, and “Baby Got Back” like a true “gangsta”.
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I took a mental note to try to wear fishnets with the uniform skirt that’s style intrigued me and I hitched up the skirt to make it realistic wear of a pre-teen and add cushion to my newly pierced belly button. I refused to wear the Cross-Trainers that strangled my feet and sported my beloved loose and laid back Etnies with outrageously colored laces of blue, pink, and purple jammed through the holes. I then pulled up the stockings to my knees(loving the look of that as well) and tied my tie loosely and left the last two and first two buttons of the silky shirt undone. My shirt, of course, wasn’t tucked in because it left me with the feeling of a raunchy old woman and pulled on the billowy robe putting my new maple wood wand of 13 inches with dragon heart string and a unicorn hair infused together(Mr. Olivander beamed when he told me it was the rarest wand in existence and he expected a lot of its counterpart) in my deep left hand pocket
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My eyebrows shot up and my mom snickered because she new the code of color in my hair and she new purple meant attraction, blue meant utterly creeped out or overly calm depending on color and pink/red meant embarrassment.
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I suddenly noticed that Harry looked extremely cute in his uniform and I blushed, knowing that he probably thought the same of me considering Ron wouldn’t take his eyes of my chest( okay I know they were abnormally large for an eleven year old and I wore a size B bra and a size 8 jeans so I was probably delectable to the male race but that’s just being perverted!).
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I repeatedly fake sneezed until he asked me if I was okay and I retorted cleverly, “No Harry Potter I’m allergic to your bullshit!” Ron sucked in a breath through his teeth and made a face, “Ouch that had to hurt.” Hermione laughed nervously as she realized I was being eye raped by two boys and she was being ignored. Okay, it was time to pull out my sick American humor. “Ron, go buy a dildo for that mangina of yours and go fuck yourself!” I smirked, “Or do you already have one?” Ron’s eyes widened at this remark and I continued the onslaught, “I’m not so dainty now, huh? I bet that’s the first and last time you will ever hear question of your genitalia and realization pf your girlish charm in one sentence. So dude stop looking at my chest until you fully mature and understand my joke.” With that I wrapped my robes around me to conceal the fact that I had breasts and started swearing. When I was done muttering every swear in the book I ended my sermon with “Bob Saget” and pulled out my I Pod Hermione was snickering immaturely at my uses of words and Ron and Harry stared at me, perplexed (or even intrigued).
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I pushed her into the adjoining bathroom and immediately started straightening her hair with my muggle hair flat iron(I rigged it to be fueled by magic as there obviously aren’t any plugs anywhere in a stone castle) and adding anti frizz and volumizing serums(I love my hair so I buy every product I see in the salon).
I pulled out my eyebrow waxing kit and heated the wax using a fire spell. Making sure there would be no pained screaming in the castle at(I checked the clock)6:45am(WOW! I was making good time!), I numbed Hermione’s eyebrows with a spell I found in a book I bought in Flourish and Blott’s called The Magic Behind Beauty. I then ripped the hell out of her eyebrows and hit her with another spell that I learned in the book to reduce redness.
Her skin was flawless so I figured all she needed was some black eyeliner, a mocha eye shadow, and a sparkly but sheer lip gloss(shinny will hopefully attract Ron’s attention to the lips!).
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My four best friends from the U.S., Professor Dumbledore and my mom came into view. WAIT! My four best friends? I blinked and they were still there. There they stood, Steven Macabee, Jamie Basque, Sherrie Myers, and Dallas Stallone(A/N: Yes I gave you guys some weird names, but they fit your personalities… somewhat, so deal with it!).
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At the age of eleven, I was told by some witch called Clarissa that, well, I was a witch. Not a cow, bitch, kinda witch... a magical kinda witch. So, I went to some magic school for the 'extra special' witches of our generation. Turns out I was far too boring for them. They only wanted me because of my scar. I mean, whats the biggie? Okay, so it is a biggie. Truth is, I am supposed to have survived an attack by Voldemort. Yes, I know I said the name! I DON'T CARE! And, as you probably know, no-one survives an attack from ol' Voldy. No one. But then they find out its just some scar that just burns for no reason... so they transfer me to Merlin's Magicians. So, there they tell me that I have a connection with Mouldy Voldy and they dont know how it happened. So, okay. I do some research. Myth says that before Voldy attacked 'The Boy Who Lived' he tried to attack my family... did some killing curse which did a backfire (HA! LORD Voldemort? Not likely) and I survived with a scar that just happens to have a burny connection thing with this lord person. So, figures.
At the age of fifteen, they chucked me out. Serves them right. No one gives Moi a detention. I somehow got recommended to this guy called Dumbledore, who said "Come to Hogwarts." (What a name.) Yeah, turns out he has fought Voldy, and he, Lord I'm so evil, is now scared of Dumbledore. (Seriously, he's just some old guy with a beard. What's to be scared of?) Anyhoo, I guessed that this is why he wanted me.
So, here I am, standing in his office. Woop woop!
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"This is Harry Potter. How can you not know him?" Lizzie looked at her, still confused.
"Uh, cant say I recognise the name. But nice to meet ya and all tha'. " How refreshing. Someone who dosent know me.
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I get to be head girl.
I know right. WHAT?!
Well basically, at Hogwarts, They have four heads of school. Hermione, Draco Malfoy (FIT - However, Slytherin. Hmph.), Harry (Double EEK!), and Moi.
Weird if you ask me. But apparently, it is important. So.
I'm in mine and Mionie's dorm right now. Its soo nice. Not even kidding.
The walls are white and red, and the accesories are white and black. Two double beds... the rooms' 'bout half the size of the Great Hall... and thats BIG.
For me,anyway.
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A really, I mean, really manky hat appeared in his hands. Ew. I was NOT having THAT on my head.
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"Not Slytherin 'ey! " Hey, a talking hat. Who'd'a'thought? " You could be great you know..."
I didn't concerntrate on the hat. (It spoke for Goodness sake!) I just kept thinking "Not Slytherin, Not Slytherin, NOT SLYTHERIN." I changed tactics. " Are you listening to my thoughts hat? 'Cos if you put me in Slytherin I will PERSONALLY rip you to shreds... manually, and very, very slowly..."
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"Gryffindor!"
Applause came from all over, deafning me. Yes. Deafaning.
I smiled. "Glad to see you came around to my way of thinking" I thought to the hat. "And... If we ever meet again... Just remember. Rip. You. To. Shreds. MANUALLY."
Boy was I evil.
I frisbeed the hat across the room - you should have seen its face - Priceless.
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Then Harry (sigh) came up behind me, his breath tickling my neck. "Congratulations Lizzie. I knew it." He whispered.
That boy is so... Nygh!!!
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You know you get the films, or books, and the guy looks at the girl, and she wants to know what he's thinking?~
It's sorta like that. The difference being I'm not in love with Hazzer, (Oh, I know! But it's just such an ace name... right?) and he dosen't stare me in the eyes in admiration. Most of the time he glares at me because I'm 'reading' his mind. Giggle.

Part CCXXVIII - her inventible orgasm

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:23:44 GMT

Sorry for the relatively long absence. I was without an internet connection for almost three weeks and then RL most unexpectedly got in the way. Anyway, Babb`s back - hope it leaves you laughing with roar. ;)

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Summery: This story is about a small boy called Harry who is abused by his relatives and he is very smart for his age. Young harry, smart harry, abused lonely harry, Harry knows that his father is alive and who he is and finds out he is adopted read on if your wish to, SS/HP father/son A.N: hello im the author ^_^
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Harry: okay /DISCLAIMERS: she dose not own Harry Potter or naruto if she did there would be a whole lot of yaoi pairings or farther/son families and the only thing she dose own is a character called roseabell onixandra riddle as she (the author) made her up and the author will point out bits in this story that she has made up and don’t really exist.
Title Screen change ________And chapter end Parsons prov
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“ Talking “
‘Thoughts ‘
“SHOUTING”
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My name is Harry short for Harold though the people (a.n: if they can be classed as a human)
That im forced to live with call me boy or freak,
Im five and half years old and live on number 4 privet drive,
I started to go to school with baby whale (a.n or B.W for short) a few months back…

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Yes I know what wizards call non-magical parsons
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harry got bored and leaned on one of the piles of boxes accidentally knocking over one ov the boxes harry looked at the stuff that had fallen out of the box, what had fallen out of the box was books
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(A.n just so you all know I have NO clue what a real adoption paper looks like)
Terms and conditions
(A.n im gunna skip the conditions and jump 2 the interesting part)
Childs birth name: Onixander Severus Snape.
Paternal fathers name: Severus Tobias Snape.
Maternal mothers name: --Un known—
Godparents name: Lucius Malfoy
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At reading this harry had been shocked before he got over it quickly as he heard the step on the stairs creak signalling someone was coming up the stairs, harry quickly hid the stuff he had found but kept a small A5 sized empty journal covered in what looked like bright emerald green snake skin but harry found out when opening the front cover that it was dragon skin, harry had hid the book in one of the hidden pockets he had made in the over sized top he had to were, after he finished tidying up the rest of the boxes he headed down the stairs and finished of the other chores that where on the list Vernon had given him before going to work that morning as he passed his cupboard he hid the book under his small mattress before eny one noticed.
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It was the most cloudiest and rainiest days in June that privet drive had ever seen,
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a large obese
(a.n: or if u wanna b nice ill push it to big beefy) man with no neck got out
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I thought ‘ill make him pay for what he has done to me soon oh so soon he will be a laughing stock mwa hahahaha
(a.n: tehe who would have thought he had such and evil mind tehe) I decided to finish the stupid chore I had been given so as not to be punished again Merlin I hate dumbledoor for he is the one that stuck me with these stupid muggle’s
(a.n: that is if they can be classed human) Merlin’s saggy old left ball ill be glad when I get out of this place’
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When Dudley (a.n or as harry calls him, B/W baby whale lol) suddenly came up behind him and smacked him across the back off the head with one off the dry plates that was on the counter next to the sink ready to be put away into the cupboard,
Dudley had smashed the pure white plate across Harry’s head, which had effectively embedded china shards into Harry’s skull,
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It had been a long but quite day for a young paramedic called William Thomson (A.N: I do not own the name but I do own the character)
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There lying on his back was what looked like a four year old child with a growing puddle of blood round his head, after a few seconds I snapped into action and headed over to the boy’s head, while thinking ‘ oh sweet Mississippi’s pantaloons’,
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After placing the book in my back pocket I picked the boy back up in the same bridle style as before I had stuck him down and carried him out to my car
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Hello my name is sally gemstone im the receptionist of cococapay hospital its not far
From surrey to get to cococapay hospital you need to take the off junction of palm
Motorway which is next to the hospital,
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So this is one about Draco and my own made up character Ophelia it's a bit ruanchy so don't read it unless you don't mind ruanchiness. "Bathtubs,Windows,and Beds Oh My!"
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Ophelia fell over herself trying to get out of the tub ready to run when she realized it was Malfoy in the tub.
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"Your kinda cute when you blush and one of the perks of being a prefict is you get your own room."
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She had been asleep for awhile when Draco got up to cast the wishing spell for lady at the spell shop had told him it would grant it subject one wish for a day but as soon as the day was over the would know it was a gift.
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A/N: ok so next chapter is going to be like extremely sexualish Draco and Ophelia have their first romantic encounter
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Malfoy rubbed his thumbs over her nipple's and sucked them in between his teeth.
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Harry looked up from his Herb Homework and spotted Hermione’s skirt, up further than it should be. No panties were where they should have been. Harry, who had only dreamed of these moments from Wizard porn, was most interfered.
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End her over and penetrate both her holes, Harry wanted Hermione bad and for a long time.
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Well, then Harry, come on. I guess All perverts get there day…» said Hermione as Harry began to make room for his Penis in her pussy.
«Oh Harry, I’ve never done this before! I’m a Virgin! Be gentaAAALL!" she yelled as Harry had Broken Through her Hymen whom no one expected.
«HHHHHhhhHHHAAaaaaaaarryyyYYYYYy» said Hermione as Harry got Hermione going. He began to engage in rugler stroking and found is demanding, but the payoff of taking Hermione’s Virginity was great.
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Her breath was shorting now, the feeling of another organism had now become known to her after about four minutes of sex with the famed Harry potter.
«Uuuuhhhh Har, Har, Har, Harry, I’m Going to Cummmm! » Revealed Hermione as Harry still hammered away.
«AAAAauhhoooooooooyyeeaa Harry!"
«Uh, Hermione, Here is commeesssssss!" Harry Told Hermione as he got his penis to activate.
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«Harry! I’ Might have a baby! » She said, still breathing quite deep from her Orgasm. She had yet to get her breath back. Harry who was still inside here didn’t mind one bit as he gave an «uhhhhhhhyyyyeeaaaaa» to signal he had came.
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«Um Harry, can you demount me now? I’ve got to get back to my books» said Hermione who was still up against the Bathroom wall with a hint of giggle.
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Harry notices some of her features too; her lovely red hair was enough to be boner inducing but that was just the tip of her head.
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He picked up his bed, and pulled out a magic Vagina. It was a fake but felt real. All you did was stick your dick in it and ask it to suck, fuck, or be a asshole to fuck.
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“Oh Ginny, oh Ginny, how are you so tight?! Fuck I’m going to cum all in your pussy!” he said loudly, and he did just that. But instead of hearing a voice of approval, he heard a “STOP Harry!”
Ginny then got off of Harry, sweating and he pussy dripping, and told Harry why.
“I want you to fuck my ass Harry; you’re the first man and the only man for me. I want it to be your cock that goes into both my holes.” Said Ginny.
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“Fuck Harry!” Cursed Ginny, as she soon came closer to her inventible orgasm.
“Uhhhhhhhh” Ginny said near a yell now, and Harry wondered why no one had heard her yells yet. He soon didn’t care one bit and began to enter his organism at a surprising speed.
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She flew upwards towards the snitch but to her unfortunate luck one of the chasers grabbed the back of her broom.
"RAPE! RAPE!" she yelled.
He let go causing her to fly right towards the snitch and swallowing it.
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Minerva turned away from him with tears streaming down her beautiful face.
"Minerva, I never meant to hurt you. I love you more than life itself."
She turned back to him. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw herself into his arms and sobbed on his robes. He sank down to his knees with her in his arms and stroked her long and beautiful black hair.
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Professor Snape circled around the two students while tears were heard from Professor Trelawney and Minerva. Remus put a comforting arm around Sybil to try to calm her down and tell her that everything was going to be alright.
"Draco you are one of my favorite students but you have sunk down to one of my most hated due to that fact that you like Miss Potter." He pulled out a knife. Minerva knew what he was going to do with it. He was either going to slash Draco's cheek or her cheek. She was right. He walked over slowly towards her while holding the knife in his hand. Harry glared at him with anger and hate in his heart. Finally the blade touched Minerva's left cheek. If he did slash her cheek she would stand tall as wounds were inflicted upon her. He slowly pulled the blade down her cheek, making it painful and un-forgetful. She nearly screamed in pain but instead she winced for she would not be a wuss as she was being tortured. He did the same to her other cheek, slicing her precious skin, slicing across her crescent and lightning bolt scar on her cheek that she received when she was only a year old.
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Serveus just grinned and evil grin. He grabbed Minerva by the arm, picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.
Harry stood up. "PROFESSOR SNAPE YOU HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH!" He shouted.
Serveus threw Minerva onto the ground. Harry walked up to him with hate in his eyes. Serveus ran his fingers up, down, and across Harry's face.
"You are just like your father when he was your age. Brave, ambitious, and ready for a fight at any given moment." Snape picked Minerva up again but this time he threw her against a wall. She didn't want to die not now but she blacked out before she could get up.
While she was blacked out Harry and Draco (can you believe it Harry and Draco teaming up together?) teamed up to fight against Serveus but unfortunately Snape changed himself into an owl and flew out of the castle.
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Soon Draco's body rose up into the air. Minerva looked up. Tears no longer fell down her cheeks. She watched as his body transformed into the man he was before he became evil. His hair turned to a brighter color and his eyes gleamed more. He no longer had a cold heart but it was kind and warm.
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As the figure stepped in to the hall and began to make her way up to the head table gasps and murmurs began to be heard. The gasps were for one reason, and the talking was all along the same lines, ".... She’s beautiful...." “.... Gorgeous..." ".... Never seen anything that compares, well maybe a vela, but nothing else..."
Harry gasped when he saw her. 'She looks like an angel, a dark angel, but still an angel' and indeed she did, she had long black hair so dark it looked like it had blue highlights, bright blue eyes, she was 5' 7", she was thin but as she walked you could see the muscles moving across her body. She wore black pants tucked into knee high black leather boots, a black, tight, sleeveless shirt that had the words Bad ass above a picture of a angle with black wings and fangs, over all this she wore a black leather trench coat. She walked up to the head table with her hands stuck in the pockets of her coat and with a grace none had seen before.
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She moved her hands and arranged the tables so that the Slytherin and Gryffindor tables were in the center and the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables were on the outside. She then lowered the tables back on the ground. The Slytherins and Gryffindors glared at each other from their tables.
Kuro chuckled 'kids are so funny now a days. Have to remember I’m supposed to be sixteen so I have to act like them. Damn.' Kuro then waved her had and a small section of table appeared between the Slytherin and Gryffindor tables at the opposite end of the hall from the head table. She waived her hand again and a black throne like chair appeared there. Kuro then turned to face Dumbledore.
"Is that acceptable kocho?"
"Yes it seems to work."
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“I hope my muse did not leave me,” they looked confused, “I write songs. Sarah and I are in a band.” Their mouths formed “O”s
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We turned to see a grease ball with legs, which we have to call a professor.
“Hello, professor Snape.” Hermione said looking at the picture of my mom and her brother.
“As the headmaster said, let’s not be missing any part of my room.” His voice matched Mr. Malfoy’s.
“Yes, sir.” Sarah and I chimed together. After that he just walked off with his robes flailing on the wind.
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“You’re in love. That is the only thing I can tell you about them.” with that she walked off. ‘Love!?!? Me in love! She has lost her mind, just like her hoodie says.’
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You would think that being the daughter to the Boy Who Lived was all fun and games wouldn’t you? Well, no, unfortunately, it wasn’t. You see, Harry never married Ginny Weasley. Instead, he married a woman named Brianne Riddle. Yes, that’s correct…Brianne Riddle.
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It was especially hard for Lily to make any friends at Hogwarts. Not to mention she had some special powers that she had trouble controlling. She wore these special gloves to keep them under control.
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While Voldemort did not die, he was still very weak. As Head Auror, it was Harry’s objective to catch any of the Death Eaters that had escaped Azkaban, and were starting trouble.
This drove Brianne insane. That was mostly due to the fact that she was one of those Death Eaters, as was her daughter, Lily. Lily was seen as Lord Voldemort’s gem, and he often called upon her for assignments and missions. Lily didn’t mind it at first, but Lord Voldemort was calling upon her for too much lately. It was starting to make her uneasy.
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She was one of the most loved and hated students in Hogwarts. She excelled in pretty much everything.
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Harry nearly fell backwards at Bree’s choice of words. They cut through him like a stake cuts a vampire.

Thanks to:
elethian for the fic featuring young paramedic William Thomson
ija_ijewna for the extremely sexualish Draco/OC fic

Part CCXXVII - the way two dragons feed of an elephant

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:46:01 GMT

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She hissed, her voice a poison.
Severus internally winced. He had been a little mean. Ok maybe A LOT mean, but hell the girl should know by now that he didn’t say nice things to young girls or boys even if the girl was beautiful. Severus paused. Wait a minuet. Beautiful?
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“Miss Granger I…” “Severus may I barrow Miss Granger for a moment.” Minerva stepped into the room and Severus nodded. “Sure why not.” His voice dripping with sarcasm and Miss Granger threw a scowl at him. "I'lll be right there Professor MaGonagal. Good day Professor Snape." She got up and exited the door with Minerva. Once out the door Severus blew up.
"Wreched Gryffandors!
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"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK!!" the man hollered still angery. The older man laughed. "Oh come now Severus Miss Granger was having a MUCH worse day than you and she still managed to treat me with some reapect."

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"Why Miss Hermione Granger of course. She's just figured out her new animagous form Severus." with that he left so the information could sink in. Grinning he waited 'Three,two,one....' "GOD DAMN YOU ALBUS AND YOUR RUDDY GRYFFANDORS!!!" came Severus's loud yelling and Albus laughed harder.
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She gave him a blinding smile and changed. On all fours she roared a full blast of happiness at the headmaster. A lioness. “Typical Gryffandor.” He seethed. Her…Miss Granger snarled at him and Albus walked over to her and placed a hand on her furry head.
“Well done Miss Granger! A glorious change indeed.” Albus smirked at Severus who glared at him. "Oh come now Severus this is important that she can do this not only that she can change into a large animal but the point that she can change is the important thing.
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She sneered wider at the professor who glarred back at her in furry. "You insolent child! How dare you!" she smirked at the man. "I dare because you don't have any athority over me.
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"Now this is very important for you two to understand. Severus you are to be sommoned by Voldemort and when that happens Miss Granger will change and carry you there on her back. The resson for this is because you Miss Granger will be acting as his pet and gain information while protecting Severus at the same time." Hermione scowled at him and Albus smiled at her.
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"Yessir."came their simutanious call.
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Severus you will need to come up with a pet name consitering the fact that she is going to be possing as your pet."
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"Your on Minerva. I will be tryupent and you'll be sorry that you bet against me."
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(from the author`s notes)
I don’t own Harry Potter, I wish I did but, alas… I also wish I owned Tokio Hotel, Namie Amuro and Saosin but woe is me, I am too poor to own anything in this story. Umm, I know Harry doesn’t speak Japanese but I’m using my poetic license and having fun, I’m not getting paid anyway.
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As the 2nd verse started up, his deep aventurine colored eyes opened. O’ but he was surprised at what he saw.
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Grey eyes stared in the murky green depths and smiled at the love and concern in the boy’s heart.
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The long satiny strands clung to the sweat on his face and moved like a hurricane settled in. His body moved with a force of a tortured soul; a soul trying to be redeemed.
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the moonlight-silver eyes held an array of emotions from the normally stoic boy. Concern, patience, love and pure, unfiltered, bare-assed lust just to scratch the surface.
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A sliver of emerald green thongs peaked from under the loose material.
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Emerald met Lunar silver, chest met chest and, erection met erection.
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“Keep going, ryuu 5.” Harry said as the last of Draco slid in with almost no resistance. The chimera 6 said wrapping his legs around the firm waist.
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The uke 7 arched and moaned pitifully.
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His body thrashed and his nails dug into Draco’s back leaving red whelps and bloody scratches.
Draco lowered his head to Harry’s neck and thrust a few more times before coating Harry’s quivering walls with his seed.
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“But I digress,” Vince continued. “Like your school, we have seven years. And like your school, we have four groups of students. The houses are named after four leaders during the American Revolution. George Washington is like Gryffindor, Benjamin Franklin is like Ravenclaw, Thomas Jefferson is like Hufflepuff, and Benedict Arnold is like Slytherin.” Ron piped up. “Do muggles know about wizards in America?” he asked. “Well, our President does. And thank the Gods we’re getting a new one. Our President is not very... tolerant of people like us. Of course, a lot of people aren’t very tolerant of nonconformity.” Hermione nodded. “I’ve been keeping up on world events. I do hope that old fellow doesn’t succeed in your next election.” “I know!” shouted Vince. “Because if he dies, that Alaskan chick is gonna be president! And she’s fuckin’ nuts!” All four of them began to laugh heartily.
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Hadrian James Evans-Swan-Potter-Black-Gryffindore-Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw-Slytherin-Emerys is my full and illustrious name. I am the Lord and Head of these 9 Most Ancient and Nobles houses in the Wizarding communities across the world. Because of this fact I am now not only the richest man in the Wizarding World but also the Muggle World.
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This was going to be the best day ever. I had gotten the best offer ever. My School Gonden School Of Magical Preforming Arts was supporting me to be the student this year to go on stage at the world cup Half Time show.
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I'm Belina Mirskey, and I'm just people call averge.
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My mother was a witch at heart, my father..er .. not so much.
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Lastly there's Amy Blond and pretty.
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He was tall pail and blond. He's name? Draco Malfoy. He watched me until I got off the stage smirking.
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Maggie was so happy and was jumping around skipping and lalaing. I liked the sound of La La. In LA they called Hollywood The La La Land of the USA. Sure i'd wish I could be part of this La La land but in the wizard world was so much better.
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I was soon knocked down by some rude mean man.
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"You where knocked out by the crowd, my friend took pitty on you and since he was staying with me I had to let you rest here." my eyes widened at these mean word. I thought he was nice and was so wrong.
"Sleeping, It must have worked him out bringing you back here."Ok that was it.
"Well mister Cruel if you could tell me where your friend is so I can thank him and be on my way see as I'm wasting your time." I said giving him a cold glare.
"Blaise!" he said loudly. A nice looking boy came in a little. He was very cute, but more of a brother cute.
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"We where so worried that you where dead." I laughed a bit as the group weight made me weigh down and I fell down them fallowing me. We all started to laugh.
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(from the author`s notes)
There will be a few pranks (The legend of the queen, the prince, the princess and the nundu - fourth year), but not too many. There will be dark humor.
This fic is rather Dark. Harry and Lucy escape from their relatives at the tender age of 8. They will meet a 14 years old natural vampire Alicia...
AU Independent Gray Slytherin Harry Harry/many Yuri (girl love)
Harry/Alicia/Lucy/Ginny/Daphne/and a few more girls
Harry is not exactly human. As such he does not have human morality The girls are not only a harem... they are more of a trusted inner circle. Those who hate a whipped Harry...fear not.
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Harry felt something snap, felt power, so much power, power to kill them, power to save her. He let go to his control. He felt Vernon, Petunia and Dudley die in an explosion of blood and gore.
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if Dumbledore is so powerful he could have made sure we were well treated. It would be easier to make sure we are happy, than to keep erasing the memory of those who learn about our abuse. This means he wants us to be abused. We suffered because of him. I’ll kill them and won’t feel any guilt over it. The question is how. Harry thought back.
Lucy frowned, and then smiled. I think I know how. She concentrated on the old lady then took Harry’s hand and tugged away.
The old lady was standing with a blank expression on her face.
What about her? asked Harry.
Lucy smiled nastily. She’ll get what she deserves. I told her to kill herself and to make sure her body isn’t found.
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He was also much stronger and faster than Lucy, witch was no small thing since Lucy was stronger than a bear and faster than a panther. Coupled with the martial arts and various stiles of fighting they learned after raiding the minds of a few dozens of people at a martial arts competition they went, they had no fears of a normal person.
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Here there were two untrained kids that snuffed the life of one whose name sent shivers of terror amongst the vampire clans. And they did it the way two dragons feed of an elephant. Alicia wondered what will happen to her, what will they do to her? She did not fool herself with false hope even if they helped her. Because master vampires used labels for anyone: my master, my servant, my slave, my pet, my mate, enemy, allied(for a short while-as short as possible), food, dangerous food, dead.
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Everyone thought that Bellatrix Lestrange affectation with baby talk was one of her own. But in fact he gave it to her. Except Dumbledore and himself there were extremely few people that had power comparable to Bella. She had an obedience clause attached to the marriage contract to Lestrange. But it wasn’t enough. He wanted a perfectly obedient slave. So he made a deal with Lord Black, in which Bella was given to the Lord of Slytherin as a slave. She wasn’t too pleased by her fate. It took him a few weeks till he tortured her into perfect obedience. In one of the … reeducation sessions his mad, baby voice came out. He let it have a long and profitable session with Bella. It was probably what finally broke her mind. After that she took that damn baby voice for her own.
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“As you ordered, I took the liberty of using the stone in restoring her body. However, her mind is not very stable.”
Harry nodded in acceptance and entered the library.
Inside, a beautiful 20 years old Bellatrix Black with a long mane of jet-black hair kneeled at Harry’s feat. “Master.”
“Rise Bella. You look very good.”
“Thank you, master. I feel good. Your presence is calming.”
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The ‘inner circle’ was on the giant bed, naked.
“Happy birthday, master, mistress.” Alicia smiled at the desire in their eyes. “We’re your present.” Harry and Lucy grinned and jumped in the sea of flesh.
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As a veela, Gabi was different from humans. They matured faster; by the standards of her kind, she was an adult and her sixteen-years-old looking body proved it. Their mind was different from the human mind - as different as Harry’s, Lucy’s or Alicia’s. If they were human, they would be considered deviants and insane by the standard of the human species. Fortunately, they were not.
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Most of your friends are guys and you just think of them as that. you've learned to be a guy seeing as you have 5 older brothers. You burp, fart, and dont give a damn what anyone has to say or think about you. althugh if anyone gets in your face, you will beat them up. Youre not that interested in guys and dont gossip and giggle and all that stuff that drives you nuts.
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"so should i like call you lucius, or mr. malfoy, or some rad nickname like blonde brit or something?" you asked while examining his expression closely. *hmmm what's this guys like? if he's so strict, then how much will push him" you thought testing your limits. he didnt seem too insulted by the question and nickname so you went further. "the blonde brit was because your blonde and british, sorry but sometimes i forget how blonde blondes really are" you said laughing stupidly to yourself like you do when you make an obvious mistake.
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"give me your hand and hold on tightly" he commanded and you looked at him discustedly. "whoa whoa pediphile, i saw you eyeing my ass earlier, but no physical contact" you said putting your hands up. "listen you little brat, we're apparating there so give me your damn hand and shutup" he didnt yell but said angrily. *oh so he doesnt like me saying true stuff that might get people talkin* you thought figuring it out.
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"thank god" you said to youself before changinig into your bikini, it was a tiny dark green thing, which the top was strapless. it looked great on you especially since your naturally tan and super thin. though you ate more then a pig.
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“GOD DAME HERMIONE! WHY THE FISH DID YOU LET THAT FISHING CAT OUT OF THE BAG?! WHAT THE FISH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” yelled Ron as he walked away from her.
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Au: yo its me! just to let you know its a vamped Sirius but he is still the cuddly type still.
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“I’m an ex- conflict murder that never made that kill 12 years ago.”

Thanks to:
elethian for the Snape/Hermione fic

Babb Macro Contest #23

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:17:14 GMT

Come on, don`t let it die! And give the latest Drabble Contest a chance as well.

Lexie had flaming red hair and baby blue eyes were 5 ft and 5 in.

Strawberry was a pretty girl. Very pretty indeed. There was no one prettier than Strawberry Vanilla Cocoabutterlove, no one prettier at all! Her bright, large, scarily-oversized eyes were the color of swirling winter sky, sparkling with beauty. And her hair was not strawberry at all, but it was pretty and burnished gold. It shined with beauty. She was so pretty, everyone swooned.

When Harry got back he almost drop the drink, Ginny was wearing a very reaing piece, it was netting with patch of porpme meather, so couldn’t see her Boobies and other areas.

Babb Drabble Contest, the ninth

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:05 GMT

Harry and Voldemort are at their final blow in the 7th book. Hott dog, Harry's 17 years old! wow! In mid-duel, Harry stops and starts his funky song

she was the most feared child. the minister thought they killed her but when Harry find out he is Angel and he wants revange, wizards and witch, beward, Angel Riddle is back and she is not happy.

"Mione ur a changed women"!, boy i'm impressed squealed one of Hermione's best friends ginny.' Take a look urself! said Ginny OmG! screamed Hermione ur the best!

Babb Winner

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:53:44 GMT

The winner of the eighth Babb Drabble Contest is mayaxpapaya with a tale of true love.

Congratulations!

Part CCXXVI - a soft genital side

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:17:36 GMT

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So naturally Voldemort wanted me on his team. But I did not want to be. I to be free, so I did not want to work for him. But that changed my parents where Imperius by the dark lord and I was forced to get the dark mark. That was the worst day of my life.
But I was still smarter than him. See I learned Occlumency from an early age.
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I was a double agent just like Snape, but I was better at it. Snape was good at the beginning but he started to lose focus.
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Through my years at Hogwarts one thing was for sure was that Malfoy was absolutely in love with me. He only went out with Pansy and the other hundreds of girls because he could never get me.
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He stops after that and just gives me his Malfoy smirk.
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“Depends on what you think it was,” I said in a sexy voice giving him my sexy eyes.

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“You are beautiful Lester,” the Dark lord says walking towards me. “Now take off for rob” he says and I take it off to show my muggle tight fitting clothes underneath.
“I am sorry my lord that I am not dress with a wizards rob on this is the last thing I had on before you called me here,” I said.
“No need to apologize,” he say now walking around me checking me from head to toe finally coming back around front.
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I slowly looked up and looking into the slits he has for eyes. When all of a sudden I felt a pull back and we handed in his chair.
“Do you know the last time I felt the warmth of a women’s face?” He asked.
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He slowly reaches around and undoes my bra, tossing it to the side. He lefts one up and licks it with his snake like tongue. His tongue felt cold to my breast and his hands felt colder, but there was a soft genital side he was showing towards me at that moment. He put my breast back and summons my bra and puts it back on.
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Her body was perfect.
Large breasts - but not overly large fat pouches. Beautiful globes that were highlighted by droplets of water and tapering to a narrow waist. Too narrow, he realized. He could clearly see the lines of her ribs, and her wide hip-bones were stark against her creamy skin. Her thighs were slim columns of flesh, narrowing from an apex of dark curls.
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(note: what he has “done” is rape her)
“Draco Malfoy, you are not honestly asking this. Do you think, that after all you’ve done to me, that I would actually let you court me?”
“I’m surprised you’re actually this calm. My father wrote me a letter, and basically stated that if I did not court you, he would disown me. To me, you were nothing but a piece of ass. But, my seed is growing inside you, therefore, I have claims to that child. Wizards generally choose to marry, unless they cannot stand each other. So, I am courting you. I have no choice in the matter.”
Hermione fell silent. Her emotions were in turmoil.
‘What is best for the baby? What is best for me? Will I ever be able to look at him and not fear him? Hermione pull yourself together! This is for the baby. Do this. Say yes.’
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“Go to Hell, Malfoy. I don’t want to do this! I - I want my baby to have a successful life! I can’t do this by myself! If I try, I’ll have to get a job to support the child, and I’ll never be home, and me kid will grow up too fast and do dangerous things! All because of YOU! I didn’t want to be pregnant! I wanted to go to university! I wanted to be something! You ruined my plans, Malfoy!
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Rosalie(though her friends called her Rose or Rosie most of the time) was a metamorphagus.
She liked to change her appearance regularly, but most of the time is consisted of long blond hair that went down to her waist in soft curls. She was good at controlling her emotions, so her appearance didn’t change on its own to easily, except for one streak of hair. The only time her hair would ever change completely was if the feeling was so strong she couldn’t
control it. This hair streak changed colors with her emotions. Red when she felt hatred, orange when she was mad, yellow when she was happy, green when she was worried or jealous, blue when she was sad, purple when she felt shy or embarrassed, pink when she felt love for someone, and black when she didn’t feel anything. When she felt mixed emotions her hair streak would become all the colors she was feeling. But know one knew about what the colors meant. Because she wouldn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want anybody to know what she was feeling all the time.
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Lily got up and went to take a shower and get ready. After her shower she put on a pair of jeans and an emerald green shirt ( a/n: link to outfit on profile just click on the link to and you can see all of the outfits that the people wear in my stories)
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LOVE HATE DANGER PASSION AND GAYS!
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But his breathing got caught up wen he seen a pair of chocolate brown eyes looking back at him in surprise. He realized he was looking at Hermione granger. Life sworn enemy. She looked delicious.
Man her curves sure did improve over the summer. Her breast we mayb now a c-cup and he bum was absolutely splendid. Her hair wasn’t eve bushy anymore. Her eyes were wide and almost pooping out. Draco thought to himself.
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Sirius started to explain that draco had come to him in need of help. He had told his father that he didn’t want to be like him and then he left. On the way out he told them that he was always a good man and he never wanted to join evil.
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“Hermione granger I am utterly undeniably in love with you. I have been since we were 12 years old. I think about you all the time. I used to insult you just to hear you say my name. I know I was wrong and you probably hate me but I can’t help but feel the way I feel. Your intelligent, beautiful funny, and not only that but you give me a challenge and you make me want to be a better man.” He looked at her and waited for her response.
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Hermione finally spoke “Draco Malfoy I have been in love with you for the last 3 yrs. I have dreamt about you and have literally pictured you saying those words to me. And I forgive you for the entire name calling and other things that you have said to me. Every time I see you I get a tingly feeling and my heart stops and speeds up at the same time.” “I know you are all probably shocked but its true guys I have wanted Draco Malfoy for 3yrs. And I hope that you can all accept that I’m in love with a Malfoy.”
Everyone looked at Hermione, but molly was the first to speak. “Of course Hermione dear. You know we love you and that you are a part of this family. And if you choose Draco then all we can say is WELCOME TO THE FAMILY DRACO MALFOY.
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When they were found and the Potters asked Headmaster Dumbledore to inspect their children to find the cause of Voldemort’s demise, he was only happy to oblige. Hayden had a scar smack in the middle of his forehead, ‘V’ shaped. Harry had a scar that resembled a lightning bolt above one brow. Harrietta’s scar was a ‘C’ shaped crescent moon in the same spot that Harry’s was, only slightly higher.
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My name is Aarika Katz, I’m fifteen years old, and I think I like pranking people more than I love my mother. Let me tell you a little about myself.
I’m an indie/punk hybrid, which means that I like wearing black and yellow and I’m very into non-mainstream music and films.
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“Would it kill ya to say ‘Good afternoon, Aarika’?” I murmur, feigning tears. I sniffle.
Fred wipes his hand under his eyes, “Harry, you’re SO mean. We are SO upset...” We mimic each other and make crying sounds.
“Waaaaah! Wah, wah, waaaaaah!” George crumples down on my lap, I blush and laugh and cry at the same time. This goes on for a while, until both Ron and Harry sort of slink away, and we’re just laughing our heads off.
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Harry went to find Remus, who was now his uncle and his aunt Harmony who was expecting.
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Twilight, Anbrechen and Maneschijn were spelled not to show up until it was revealed by one of the marauders that there wasn’t only four of us”
“But no one revealed that,”
“Actually I did when I was talking to Remus and some Order members heard,” says Harmony.
“Who are they I know that Sirius is Padfoot, my Dad is Prongs, Remus Moony and Wormtail is Peter but who are the other four?”
“Twilight was my best friend, Katherine Sinclair, she was a black cat, Anbrechen means dawn that’s Lily she was a Firebird also known as a Sunbird, I’m Maneschijn it means moonlight, I’m a white wolf” says Harmony
“Whose Onyx?”
“Regulus Black was a Black Panther” was the quiet reply
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“ I know how to get Lily, James, Sirius, Kat and Reggie back”
“How?” asks Harry
“Descendants of each of the marauders bloodlines,”
“Harry your Lily and James’s, I can be my own, harmony it seems has two Dads a Potter and a Black, so she is her’s as well as Sirius and Regulus’s, Kat well she, lily and Harmony all cut there fingers in our seventh year and mixed the blood together so she should work for Kat as well, Peter wasn’t a true marauder he wouldn’t have die in the place of is friends everyone else would or has!”
“How does it work?”
“Well that map is a copy, the original I put a spell on it, it was ancient magic, everyone had pretty much forgotten, it had to do with the veil Sirius fell through; it’s the veil to the land of the dead. The spell is in Russian but can be said in English and still work but we have to be at the veil, blood from each of us has to be put on a group picture along with each of the four elements and placed over the map which we push through the veil, and that’s it cause, the spell has been said”
“Cool can we please bring them back before I go to school?”
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“Right! All five of you were dead, until we activated an ancient spell I put on the original map, the spell was pretty much forgotten about, Kat, Reggie basically killed himself after being tricked into killing you, James and Lily, Voldamort killed you and tried to kill Harry but the spell backfired he was put with petunia and not me because everyone forgot about me except Remus but he thought I was with you guys, Sirius couldn’t take him cause Peter framed him. I was announced dead to the world, Sirius was knocked into the veil in Harry’s fifth year after escaping Azkaban in his 3rd I’m just going to add Sirius that it was right before I was going to visit you, In June Dumbledore was killed but before that he figured out that the new order member Gemma Rosalyn Grazinsky Frayne was me in an alias, before that Sirius was my secret keeper for my real name. He made me promise that no matter what happened that this summer I would tell the order, he made me the new secret keeper.”
“ I’m starting 7th year in two weeks” says Harry
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“Too late I’ve retrieved and destroyed one already under the Alias of Rosalyn Alya Black, James otherwise R.A.B.”
“Oh”
“Not this time aunt Harmony, you can’t go this time”
“Why’s now different?” asks McGonagall
“I’m Pregnant”
“Your what!” yells Harmony’s Brothers, Sirius, Reggie, and James, “Who’s the Father?”
“ My husband”
“Who?”
“I am” says Remus
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Harry married Pansy Parkinson, Ron and Hermione, Narcissa Malfoy Married Serverus Snape after her son killed her Husband in the battle for the Light, Draco married Ginny much to Ron’s dismay, they had six kids. Harmony’s little girl was named Noelle they had twins after that. Noelle and Draco’s son Ryan were best friends till Hogwarts but that’s another story.
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I was thought to be cruicoed to death, or coma at the least and they left me there it turns out at the same time I was cruicoed James died, then Lily and Voldemort and my Sweet Siri blamed.
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The potters were never killed because of an oath the took in school to each other along with Black, Remus Lupin and Pettigrew, where it state something along the lines of “to betray one marauder you betray all of them and we will not rest till it’s punished”, the marauders were originally James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew was later added along with Potter and Blacks’ future wives Rosalie O’Malley and Lily Evans, they played pranks while at Hogwarts and were the closest group of friends till today that Hogwarts has ever seen, When Pettigrew betrayed James and Lily the oath came into effect.” And they left it at that.
James, Lily, Sirius and myself got our jobs back along with Frank, Alice. Tonks and Remus got married, Tonks pregnant. So I guess non of us will part for at least another twelve more years, till then I’ll still be and always will be called The Marauders’ Wild Irish Rose.
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As for Malfoy he kept fighting but the kids this troyd him and banished his body so no one in the world can bring him back!!.So that was the end of Malfoy u think? i hope so
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And all was save cuz of them and now they work on still keeping the world a good and nice place for every one.They are the most good wanted people in the magic of the world.As the kids they are now the greatets wizzard in the history of magic in the world cuz knowing having parents like Hary-Harmione,as for Ron-Nicky they are very proud parents. :-) And as for both family they are still well known in the history of magic.As for Hary-Ron-Nicky-Harmione they whent on the most beautifull romantic aneversary ever and the story go's on but you have to dream the rest of the story !!
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but no one new that Malfoy had a son named malcom. every one had no idea of his son.And do you think he was like his father well i dont know cuz he never new his father cuz his mother kept him away from his father
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later they went to a party where hermione started to dance with kelso and the both got everyones attention with kelso kissing her at the end. Ron walked out the door and hermione pushed away from kelso and slapped him in the face. She started to run out after ronn shouting RONALDDD
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Voldemort watched, rather lustily, as the other’s eyes flashed in madness. In a swift move, Harry cast the deadly curse towards Voldemort. The other retaliating with the same curse only a split-second later. As expected, their curse met head-on and seemed to solidify into a thick thread. Both green curses pushing against the other, trying to overpower and win ultimately.
Harry gritted his teeth pushing more power in his wand and succeeded in pushing the other’s curse. Voldemort’s face also showed the exertion he was using trying to overpower Harry. Both opponents had their concentration solely on each other. All noise seemed to muffle as they try to stare each other down. Both had sweat trickling over their faces; gasps of breath could be heard and grunts of force.
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Sure everyone admitted that he was the Boy-Who-Lived and therefore has more than average power, but they never imagined that he could possess such an enormous and thick power inside him. It was actually this power that has them rooted to their spot. His scream earlier caught their attention but the viscous energy exuding copious amounts of killer intent fixed them on the ground as if they were doused with thick mud.
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Immediately the cock in her hand hardened, and so fascinated was she at watching the cock double in size, that she didn't see the murderous glint in the owners emerald eyes.
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and as he felt liquid warmness flood him, he released his own, shouting to high heavens the euphoria he felt.
~Aww. How cute. He's tired and that was only round one.
The speaker, a beautiful black panther which at first glance looks normal but was actually a magical animal, because of the folded black-grey feathered wings folded on his back, licked the cum that came from his beloved mate.
~Yess, ve vill vait for him to vake up before sstarting round two. Sso beautiful.
This one was a snake; a beautiful snake as wide as Harry's torso and 4 times his height. When light deigns to caress him, he sparkles in a rainbow of colours like that of a precious diamond.

Part CCXXV - like a whorl

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:02:33 GMT

Hope you all had happy holidays!

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I am an American. So this fic with be Americanized.
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Draco’s face turned into another sneer similar to Snape’s. “Hmph. You are not evil enough to be my cat.”
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Indeed his lightning bolt scar was almost unrecognizable beneath the fur. The newer scar however, a long one that went over his right eye and down half his face, was very seeable. Looked kinda cool.
It added character to his face. Gave his face a hardness that accompanied his gaze. He wondered what it looked like when he was human. If he ever became human again.

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“It’s the toad. Toads have a natural defense when larger animals try to eat them. They urinate.” She explained to them.
‘It pissed in my mouth!’ Harry yelled and began to spit and gag even more in a hurry to get rid of the taste and foam.
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But what a sight she was. Raven black hair, the palest skin I’ve ever seen. That is quite a feat, since I, myself, am very pale. I think her eyes were purple, very strange color. Her hair drifted over her alabaster shoulders, down to her almost too slender waist. All she wore was a simple tank and a pair of worn jeans. She had neither socks nor shoes. She didn’t seem to need them. It was odd she did not wear them, but what wasn’t about her?
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Hogwarts watched the giant squid approach and felt apprehension well up in his kitchen. “What are you doing?” The words weren’t spoken, but they were understood.
“Just trust me,” the giant squid replied, caressing Hogwarts’ outerwalls.
“I’m not ready!” Hogwarts exclaimed, trying to push the giant squid away with his magic.
“Hogwarts, you’re lonely, I’m lonely. We don’t have to be. Besides, you can’t go around manipulating your staircases.”
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“I’ll go slow. I promise.” He began to caress a window, teasing it open. Hogwarts sighed, the fight leaving him. He relaxed, allowing the tentacle inside, where it brushed against the inner walls before settling on the stone floor. He fastened the suction cups to the floor, lifting the tentacle away so that it pulled on the floor without losing its grip.
Another sigh swept through the halls of Hogwarts. “Oh, Merlin. That feels so good.” His rapture turned to fright as he felt a tentacle work its way into a second window. “I don’t—“
“Trust me. It’ll feel good. Remember this?” He pulled the suction cups a little harder and Hogwarts groaned.
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Hogwarts could take them all, he knew he could. But what would the other wizarding schools think? Would Beauxbatons allow a giant squid to violate her? Certainly not! If Durmstrang ever found out, there’d be no end of teasing.
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“It’s a simple answer: yes or no. Now I’ll have to punish you.” And with that, he struck Hogwarts square on the outer wall with a paddle-like tentacle. Hogwarts yelped and tried to squirm away, but the tentacles and his foundation held firm. The giant squid struck him with the other. Again and again he spanked the naughty wizarding school until he sobbed for the giant squid to stop. And still he spanked.
The giant squid finally stopped, but Hogwarts didn’t have time for a reprieve before the giant squid forced his extra long, spanking tentacles into two separate windows.
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Then it happened: water shot out of faucets, toilets overflowed and bread set in ovens to keep warm by thoughtful house-elves exploded. Hogwarts shook violently to his foundations, rousing Filch from bed and sending house-elves and Mrs Norris scrambling for cover. Even Hagrid heard the groan of stone and came running.
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Personality: The smart kid who thinks before doing something that mildly represent trouble, but also has the tendency to go all 'manly' on a chick if he's really into her. (not manly like buff 'look at my tits, i mean pecks' but the more lustourous heart-throb with the amazing voice)
Important facts: same with the sirius deal, just gonna put in the fact that he is a werewolf cuz thats pretty major.
James and Peter are not describe here, and thats because it is a love triangle between Sirius:tsuki-Chan:Remus.
iff you want one then email me and I'll give you one.
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"I speak Nihon(Japanese). Wakaouji-San, I want to apologise for Sirius. He's really Baka, so don't pay attention to him." I said, Hoping my Japanese hadn't gotten worse because I had not spoken it in a while. She Stopped and turned, tears running down her pale skin. "You speak Nihon? Well Arigato(Thank you) then, um, Boy-San(Boy)"
"Call Me Remus. May I ask you something?" I asked.
"Hai (yes), Remus-San"
That's When I noticed the way she looked. She reminded me of the forbidden Forrest's dark faeries that live along the rivers. Dark Hair, and eyes of a violet shade. And her posture looked as if she had been raised strictly traditionally. But Despite her looks, I couldn't help but wonder how she could hear me when I could barely hear myself even with my enhanced hearing.
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He then, pulled me slowly to my feet, and helped me to Madam Popperry.
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You are a Vampire/ witch. Your mother had been a vampire and your dad had been a witch.
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You have resently found out some very grim news. There has been a Phrophecy made about you Harry and Voldemort. You have never tasted blood so you can be in the sun as long as you want but the minute you taste blood you will not be able to go in the sun. The prophecy says that you will be pretty much bait to lure Harry to meet Voldemort. And then you and him will have the truest love. You will draw harrys blood as the first love you will ever taste. Voldeemort will be torturing Harry and when he gets close to dieing you will save his life and for that will be made to die in sunlight. If it is really true love between you and Harrythe out come of the final battle will be wonderful. But if it is not true love the out come will be regretful.
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Finally Harrys POV
From the minute you first saw her an hour ago you were in love. She was wearing all black but it looked so right on her. She was short especially compared to Ron. She had dark brown hair that almost exactly matched her eyes and her skin is tanned. She was rather skinny.
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Me and Lucius were part-time lovers. Its kinda hard to be full time lovers, when one is sleeping with Voldemort.
Once looking like a snake, now, he looks like a fallen angel. Vol- no Tom had creamy paled skin. His red eyes and brown hair that outlined his face.
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“Weasely, unless you want your parents to see you in a body bag next time you go home, you won't question what others say. Right now, only three people out of your group are not outsiders. Severus, Draco, and Harry. The rest of you are outsiders, and people here don't like outsiders. And another warning, never say the word Fag at this school. Over half the population here is gay or lesbian. Very few straight, and the rest bi.
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So….. Yeah My names Katy and I own NOTHING!!!! Giggles this is my first fan fiction EVER and I am unsure on what exactly will be the rating at the moment but the first chap. Is gonna be pretty dossal. So I’m just gonna set it to M to be safe!! As I said I own nothing but the results that may occur.
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I am currently in the airport that my father owns along with my friends and younger cousin MIMI which was her nick name since she was little, and my other cousin Ana who is the same age as me. Our friends that are with us are Edward, Jasper, Emmet, Jessica and Amy.
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Along with the dress, which was pricey, I am also wearing 4 inch white heels which were on sale for one thousand dollars, but they don’t need to know how much I spend on clothes or how little it impacts by bank account. I think what surprised them the most is that I now had green, navy blue, and red highlights with purple tips in my hair. I look nothing like when they saw me last which was only about a week ago.
“Hermione?” Ron was the first to speak. He looked at me differently than he used to. The dress and heels where too much for him and Harry.
I looked over to the junior Mr. Malfoy and he had his mouth open looking at me. Great. Just what I needed.
“Hermione why did you wear white when white is for purity and your not a virgin anymore? “ Emmettasked me (A\N someone in school asked me that as a j\k so i so had to add it in there lol so i want to thank them for giving me the idea)
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“Hermione why are you here?” asked Mrs. Weasley asked seeing that I would not answer Ron.
“Oh sorry about that zone out. Itachi has that affect on me a lot. Will we are going to my summer house in California. How about you guys I thought you where going to some ball?” I asked
“Will the ball that we’re going to is in California the one where we will be staying in a summer house with them.” she said looking that the Malfoy. I looked at the Malfoy’s each of males gave me a duty look while the mother smiled at me.
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“ok then if I and I will win, you have to give me you money for the whole summer and wash my clothiers along with that and you have to act like a whorl every time we go to the mall and you will have to gave me pig back rides when ever I want one.”
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“Take us to the nears club. “
“Yes Miss Hermione.” and they where off (A\n Man this makes me want to go clubbing and meet hot guys1.1!!)With Harry and the others.
“Miss Hermione and her friends are lively as always its good for them to be like that don’t you think Amanda?” a women from the café shop said
“You know Hermione?” Harry asked her
“Why yes everyone knows her she being coming here since she was a little baby, she was always too smart for her own good and her friends are always with her to bad they don’t go to the same school. Am such she would enjoy it better if they where there with her.”
“What do you mean Hermione loves school she the best in the class.” Ron said
“Oh you go to the school” both Ron and Harry nodded
“Will she dose like school but she not the type to just sit there and do nothing she needs her friends she is just a rebel when it come to her mother and father and the way she has become. I guess that why she never cared much for her own safety but her friends are with her so they will help her thought what ever she need, “
“Don’t speak too soon remember last yarer she ends up the hospital for over dose?”
“WHAT?” both Harry and Ron yelled them where both surprised at this?
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“why you don’t know? What a shamed lets just say that what you seen in school is not always what you get in really life since school and out of school is different.” Amanda said smiling
“DON’T SAY THAT ABOUT HER!! HERMIONE THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU TWO THIS JOB AND YOU THINK HER BY TELLING THEOSE PEPOPLE BAD THINGS ABOUT HER!?” A girl a few older then them she was yelling at the two women that where talking to them
“sorry” they both mumbered
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“oh the Weasley and potter Hermione told me about you! You the goodly good shoe who never do anything wild and the Malfoy’s are the rich family who try and put her down every time they see her don’t see why you don’t even reach her knees.” she said giving the Malfoy’s a dirty look
“oh and who do you think you are?” Draco asked
“am one of Hermione play mates when we where younger but as we grow I became her personnel maid and her close friend she always tells me about her school.”
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By the way am Tom am Addy twin brother. And Hermione’s other playmate as a child, her butler, secrete keeper And when ever I feel like it am her body guard.” he said as he smiled at everyone that came in.
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“so what dose her parents do for a living? They cant have too much since they are only muggles” Lucius said
“your so wronged. Hermione is the only heiress of over 50 air ports, 10 business and to the Adrian and granger are partners in business and other things as will. They have more then the Malfoy have or would dream of having. She also has contacts that you would only dram of. “ Addy said proud of how she work for.
“how is that possible she acts like she from a lower class.”
“will she only dose that when she in school with you when she out of school she act much more like how she should act. She dose it to please her parents but once she with her friends she goes wild
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“I know, Bella. Don’t worry. You, Isabella Marie Potter Summers Swan, were always the calm and rational one.”
“Yes, I know. And you can add Cullen at the end of my name now,” I said with a smile. Harry always tried to cheer me up, even if it was at a bad time.
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My real name isn’t just Isabella Marie Swan, but Isabella Marie Potter Summers Swan Turner. I am actually seventeen and will forever be seventeen unless I wish to grow. My mother is Elizabeth Swan and my father is William Turner. I have two older siblings, Harry James Potter Summer Swan Turner and Buffy Potter Summers Swan Turner. We are triplets.
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That’s why our names are so long. We had our godparents name with them. My brother went with the Potters and my sister went with the Summers, while I went with the Swans. But really, our family is quite big. I have aunts and uncles and cousins that are pirates, wizards, witches, werewolves, vampires, demons, angels and every other mythical creature that is out there.
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It was a beautiful day, Voldemort was dead, dead, dead!
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Yes this had worked out well, he now had Sirius Black just as he wanted him, in dog form. Snape was Slytherin and he had planned the whole thing
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She smiled at him and gave him a card, with her number on it smiling and Snape took it. Ah yes he forgot that one great thing about a dog, they could attract women and he would call her (yes he has a telephone folks) Padfoot was turning out to be good for more than just a pet it seemed.
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“Is there a reason you thought it funny to keep my godfather a dog for a week?” Harry said.
“Payback, he was a great bullying git long after I stopped being mean to him.” Snape said. “I merely wished to put him in his place.”
“Yea you took me to the vet, had me examined, given shots and, and bathed!” Sirius said.
“I did not neuter you.” Snape said.
“No but…”
“Or beat you.”
“No but you…”
“Or make you sleep outside.”
“What you did…”
“I got you a fleece bed, good food and even let you play with Lucius’ dogs.” Snape said. “I was more than kind to you.”
“Well I guess I cannot stay mad.” Harry said.
“No neither can I.” Narcissa said.
“Well Sirius if Snape had wanted to truly hurt you well then you would have been locked outside.” Remus said.
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“Why would you wish to have Sirius stay a dog?” Dumbledore asked.
“Severus deserves his payback.” Remus said.
“Black needs discipline, this will teach it to him.” McGonagall said. “Besides he is such a nice dog.”
“Very well, one week.”

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Part CCXXIV - turing every shade of red imanganable

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:55:37 GMT

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Summary: we’re all used to the tales of people from new generations or the golden trio’s time or the marauders or even the founders but I’m not going to tell you when this takes place because honestly I don’t really know myself but all that matters is that she could have been in a time where people where rejoicing from the first school for witches and wizards ever or from a time of people laughing and joking about the marauders or from a time where people worship the boy who lived or from a time where people are happy many years after the war when everything seems perfect but what if it’s not well at least for one person I mean it seems like they know everyone and it’s always about someone who saves something or has some truly tragic tale or anything but what about someone who was seen but never noticed this is the diary of a girl who has friends but never felt attached to one particular person just something in common which draws them together
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I looked back at her face her glorious yet different yet beautiful yet odd purple eyes reflecting possibly the last thing she had ever seen, I looked up at the stars and gasped, every star was brighter every star was like her eyes glorious yet different yet beautiful yet odd.
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Andromeda, Bellatrix and McGonagall had fallen in love with the little girl at first glance. Those eyes gorgeous and innocent enough to melt even Satan’s heart. Rodolphus, Ted and Severus had all been gobsmacked at how something so little could be so beautiful and innocent. Dumbledore . . . well Dumbledore had been quite take with the girl. He was visibly mesmerized by her eyes, as was everyone. He treated her as if she was his own granddaughter.

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Her son was tall, and blonde. Standing at 6"2, he was the same height as Lucius, and 3 inches taller than Narcissa. His platinum-blonde hair was hanging in his face and at the top of his neck. The blonde fringe hung in his eyes, causing him to brush it out of the way every few minutes, only to have it fall back a few seconds later. He was thin, but still muscular. His strong arms and nicely chiselled chest could be seen flexing under the tight black shirt he was wearing.
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"I know, and that's what makes me pity Pansy."
"You pity Parkinson? I'm the one who has to marry that hideous excuse of a woman." shuddered Draco
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They had told him that is little sister's name was Talitha Clarabelle, and that she had the most gorgeous eyes anyone had ever seen. They were crystal clear ocean blue with a dark green tinge, and sparkled with life, mischief and intelligence.
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They had also told him why they had to give their baby up. Abraxas. Lucius had explained that Malfoy's only ever had one son, as far as history was concerned.
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After flicking through it for ten minutes or so, Talitha decided on a long-sleeved dark purple top with tight black 3/4 jeans, which had a rolled up part at the bottom, about 3 inches wide.
Grabbing a black and purple bra and panties set, she dumped her clothes on the bed and proceeded to get dressed. When she was finished, Talitha walked into her now steam-free bathroom, twirling her wand in her right hand as she contemplated a hairstyle in the mirror. With no idea after 5 minutes, she decided that she didn’t really give a toss, and waved her wand around her head. Her wet hair instantly dried into perfect, soft, sweet-smelling curls that cascaded an inch or two below her shoulders. Placing a thin purple headband on her head, keeping the rest of her hair back, but allowing her fringe to fall around her face, she stared at her reflection.
Sighing as she tucked her fringe behind her ears, Tali observed herself. Everyone at Beauxbatons had told her that she was gorgeous, but the teenager couldn’t see it. She had beautiful hair and eyes, yes, but that was the only thing she could recognise. She didn’t notice her slim figure with curvy hips and slim waist, rounded and B-sized breasts, long unblemished neck, long legs, small hands with long fingers, or her brains and beautiful personality. Being funny, smart, witty, sarcastic, loyal, brave, stubborn, hard-headed, loving, caring, friendly and beautiful is what made Talitha an all-round gorgeous person.
Her favourite part of her body was her eyes. Her entrancing, clear blue-green eyes that could melt even Satan’s heart. They radiated her knowledge, and mischievousness. But, they were also the gateway to her soul. Tali’s eyes would change colour, depending on her mood. So would her hair, but that was the perils of being an Metamorphmagus. When she was angry, her eyes and hair would gain a red tinge, the more intense the anger, the brighter the red. When she felt love and admiration, the green undertone to her eyes would become more prominent, and her usually dark hair would get a blonde tinge.
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She showered, shaved and washed her hair, using the same products as last time. Rummaging through her trunk for an outfit, she decided on a light blue strapless shirt that reached her mid-thigh and brought out her eyes even more. Under it, she wore a pair of white 3/4 jeans and a pair of white shoes, a slipper-like design with a strap going across the top of the foot.
She then wrapped a white belt around her waist and tied up her curly hair in a ponytail with a piece of white elastic, before tying a bow around it with a strand of white ribbon. Sitting down at her desk and pulling her jewellery box towards her, Tali opened the beautiful little wooden box and pulled out a silver necklace, the pendant of a butterfly. Clasping it securely around her neck, the teen stood up and went to collect the rest of her unpacked stuff. Namely the things she used for the shower, her jewellery box and her book that she was reading the night before. After doing a double-check of the room and finding nothing, the teen headed downstairs for breakfast leaving her packed trunk on the bed.
“Morning, Mia. How are you feeling? Oh, my! You look gorgeous!” gushed Annabelle once she had turned around from the stove.
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McGonagall had trouble repressing a small smile, her eyes twinkling with amusement.
"Professor?"
"Yes, dear?"
"Is it true that Sirius used to flirt with you? When he was a student here?"
The older woman smiled, lost in memories. "Yes, he did. Although, he was always joking. It was amusing, to say the least. Even if I wasn't allowed to show it. Who told you about that, anyhow?"
"Remus explained it after Sirius called you 'Minnie' one time."
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Pulling her wand out of her bottoms, she stepped out from under it, and whispered a spell.
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The dark features and skin made sense when he had informed Tali that he was African.
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His daughter could be a wholesome young girl, who liked her modesty, even if it was a lost cause, seeing as she was so beautiful. Talitha could be the type of girl to run around the Manor, barefooted and in jeans, with her iPod blaring full-force. Oh, yes . . . he knew about them. ‘Ingenious invention’, according to his niece, Nymphadora.
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Hermione, Ginny and Pansy all had their wands out, 5 girls behind the Pug too.
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Pansy raised her chin slightly, but Tali saw right through her pompous charade. “Yes.” she spat.
“Didn’t I tell you that if you ever said that again, I’d make you regret it?”
The brunette/redhead smirked evilly when she saw fear flicker through the other girl’s eyes. If she had have been looking at the other people in the room, she would’ve noticed Draco, Blaise and Snape watching her very closely. “I’ve been at the end of every horrific curse on this earth. Do you really want me to try them on you?”
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“Merda.” ((Shit.))
A/N: 'Merda' is 'shit' in Italian. In case you forgot from earlier in the chapter, Blaise has Italian heritage.
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“You don’t remember?” Draco asked slowly and quietly.
The brunette (with pink streaks) shook her head. “No. And why is everyone so reluctant to tell me?” Just then, a flash of pain erupted from the tops of her thighs, a feeling she knew entirely too well. “Again? Raped . . . again?”
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Hermione had bought her friend a change of clothes to wear the night before, choosing dark blue hipster jeans and a baby blue three-quarter sleeve button-up blouse. She clipped the gorgeous bracelet that she had bought at the start of the year over her left wrist, the pretty blue-green gems shining in the morning light. Her long, bouncy curls were in a high ponytail, the seemingly-permanent streaks of lime green matching her outfit nicely. Tali had no idea what the colour meant, and reminded herself to ask Sirius about it the next time she saw him.
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Hermione Granger was tired of being known as a know-it-all bookworm with a bush of nettles for hair in the halls of Hogwarts. She was irritated with all of the whispers behind her back that if she focused less on studying and more on her appearance that she would at least look decent enough to attract either Ron Weasley or Harry Potter.
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Instead of writing down notes and important things to remember about dragon claws she wrote about things she could do over the summer to change her appearance.
A few minutes passed while Hermione furiously scribbled down muggle magazine titles. Her beauty notes, as she mentally titled them, now spanned 3 full pieces of parchment, complete with color coding and a tiny sketch of Ginny Weasley.
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Hermione sarcastically laughed and proceeded to straighten out her notes. “Anyway, Ginny, would you mind helping me? I’d like to become... I’d like to be more feminine.” The brunette braved a glance at Ginny and was surprised to see a smile.
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When Hermione felt she was done with the pictures she took out the list that she and Ginny made in the library about feminine clothing. Quickly scanning the insides of her closet, she decided that ninety eight percent of it had to go. So, she started by taking the first items she saw and throwing them on the floor:
Furry sweaters with odd patterns? She threw them on the floor.
Long straight skirts? She threw those on top of the odd sweaters.
Grandma-like dresses? She threw a few of those onto the pile.
Baseball t-shirts in every color? Definitely thrown onto the floor.
Bell bottom jeans? Thrown away.
Statement t-shirts? She threw all but one away (this one stated: I AM BOSS).
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When Hermione was done 2 hours later she stepped back to enjoy her handiwork. Her closet was fat, fat with tube dresses from Topshop, skinny jeans by Stella McCartney, leggings by Alice + Olivia, tweed coats by Lela Rose and anything and everything trendy found at Neiman Marcus, Barney’s and Saks Fifth Avenue. She squealed with delight as she excitedly ran to take pictures of her new and upgraded closet. Hermione was so glad that her parents were dentists as no one could really afford brand name clothes at Hogwarts sans a certain platinum blonde male.
The brunette was so excited that she even took out a light blue Abaeté dress from the ready-to-wear 2008 spring collection to wear in her room. As soon as she kicked the clothing bags inside her closet she opened a smaller bag filled with 2 pieces of jewelry. From David Yurman, she took out a silver Cable Heart Necklace, and from Juicy Couture she bought a pair of Puffed Crown Stud earrings. She put her jewelry away in their respective boxes and hid them in a drawer in her closet.
Finally, the brunette took out 2 bags filled with all kinds of shoes that nobody would’ve expected her to wear. She bought two pairs of heels from Lela Rose as they had bows on them, she bought some ivy snap boots from Loeffler Randall, and at least five pairs of flats by Marc Jacobs and Corso Como. Lastly she put away a pair of trainers, from Nike, for her everyday shoe.
Exhausted as she was, she still had enough time and energy to look through Elle Décor and bookmark styles she wanted for her room.
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“Beauxbatons…..Fluer Delacore!”
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“The gods and goddesses of ancient Greece are real, Draco.” Alice murmured.
“Wha?”
“They have children with mortals known as halfbloods. Those kids are like monster bait. They have to be defeated by us. I’ll prove it.” Alice informed him. A figure in the shadows grinned.
She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.
“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.
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(the fics summary)
THE SUMMARY HAS CHANGED A LITTLE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT DIFFERENT WITH THIS SUMMARY: SO SHE CAUGHT HIM...BUT WAS IT REALLY HIM? IS HE GAY...OR DOES HE STILL LOVE HER? DRAMIONE...IF YOU DONT LIKE I DONT CARE
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"Draco! How the hell do you think I feel!" Hermione was yelling, "I mean I caught you with her on the day before Valentines Day!!!!"
"Who gives a shit! I was fuckin' drunk! What did you cook us some romantic candle-lit dinner that I was suppose to eat with you?" He was being sarcastic but it was true!
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Hermione didn't know it but she had tears slowly coming down her face.:'(
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"You think he's phsco because he's my boyfriend:'O Ron!" She yelled and ran from the room.
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Disclaimer: Sadly I only own the idea
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"Ay, Blaise, can I have a word with you?" Draco asked his very close friend.
"Yeah, sure. What do you need?" Blaise was tieing his sneakers.
"Well, it's Hermione. You know when you decided to be me for Valentine's Day, and you were shagging Pansy? Yeah, well she saw you guys!
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"You is the budda, budda!" and with that Blaise ran to the castle yelling "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!!AHHHH...you caught me!"
They ran into the Grand Hall (or whatever that is) together looking VERY fruity (don't worry girls, this is NOT a slash fic) and Draco's face was finally full of color ever since last week.
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"What I meant is- Oh just come on out here and we'll explain!" Blaise said turing every shade of red imanganable(how ever you spell that).
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Stupid Malfoys, always having to be so damn mysterious! I can hardly stand it myself!
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At first we were sceptical about trusting him. He was doing research for a book and wondered if a vampire could be given magic. I volunteered to help him. Carlisle didn’t want me to but I assured him it was fine and I went with the man. He wanted to see if an aging potion could turn back the time mixed with magic for a certain period of time. A vampire would then be able to live life from a certain age to a certain age. This man wanted to see if I could experience magic through out the school years.
“I allowed this man to put magic in me and it worked. I was eleven years old again. This man said his name was Amos Diggory,” Hermione’s mouth fell open in shock. “Yes, surprising isn’t it. A Ministry official doing something as that. Well, he adopted me for seven years. My family didn’t live too far away, in fact their house was close to the Weasleys and Diggory’s.
“Carlisle kept a watch on things near Amos while I went to Hogwarts. I was able to live like a human. Eat your food, sleep, and I was able to learn magic. However, every full moon, unexpectedly, I would get my vampire urges, just as a werewolf would. I would go, drink the blood of some animal, I stayed clear of the unicorns and those rare ones, and then I would go back to a normal boy.
“Everything was going fine. By the end of my seventh year I would turn back to a vampire and everything would be fine. Until the triwizard tournament.
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“Exactly, when the Avada Kedavra hit me, it didn’t kill me. It gave the illusion I was dead. I was unconscious and my magic was wiped out of me. I was my normal seventeen year old self I am right now. As the effects of the spell wore off, my body was unconscious while my mind wasn’t. I couldn’t move but I knew exactly what was going on. I wish I could’ve helped Harry, I really do.”
“How do you explain the Prior Incantato?”
“That was the magical me coming out of the wand, not the real me.”
“So what you’re saying is… you’re a vampire who was discovered in the Wizarding world and asked to help with an experiment. You went through seven years of magical lesson just to lose the magic in the end… and now your life is back to normal while Harry, Ron and I went through hell?”
“You make is sound so easy, you have no idea how hard it is to be a vampire,”
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Author's Notes: (..) This is actucally kind of based on my own experience. The movie iTwilight/i gets me really turned on. My boyfriend and I have definately been using that to our advantage. *wink*
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Hermione was not sure what about this movie that always turned her on. It was like an aphrodisiac to her. She had a strong feeling that Sirius has suggested to put it on because he knew what would happen. Always, at the end when the couple finally had their happily ever after, she'd roll over on top of Sirius, straddling his hips and begin to ride his clothed crotch which naturally led them to having hot, wild sex.
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I was dressed in my favorite magenta dress with a very low neckline, showing off my cleavage, and a low back as well. Even with my black platform heels on, the skirt still kissed the floor, and the extra inch dragged behind me. The dress hugged my curves, and had a silky feel to it. I loved it because it made me feel extremely feminine.
With my favorite perfume on my neck and my straight dark hair hanging perfectly down my chest, I thought I would get more attention.
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My parents forced the mark on me as a child; therefore, I had it on my hip.
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"Well, after her father died, her mother was short to follow. She's been floating around ever since. Lives in the pub if I'm not mistaken. I've seen her I think. She has a few burn marks and I'd not wish to tell you hicky's," his eyes twinkled. "She's so ery young and vulnerable though. Seventeen, this winter." Molly nodded and said, "she shares Fab's birthday." Dumbledore nodded and Arthur's arm was soon around Molly's shaking form. "Albus, what have you come to tell us this for though. No doubt its wonderful news but, is there a specific reason?" Dumbledore nodded and Molly looked at him, her eyes already red and puffy. "Fabian, left you and Arthur full custody of this child. She's now yours." He smiled.
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his gave Mrs Weasley a good chance to inspect her closer. Her hair was long, only half parted and pulled into a clip so there was a poof in front. Her forehead was covered with a fine sheen of sweat and you could now see her makeup shining. It was completely shimmering and her bright red lipstick was to die for on her perfectly plump lips. Her long earrings cascaded down and a long black chain hung loosely round her kneck, Molly noted it had a picture of Fab on it. Her shirt lifted her breast high and showed way to much cleevage and it was woven down the front like a fine stitch. Her jeans were extremely tight and complimented her low back. Her heels were high and the thin leather laces wrapped around her calves and wove up to her knee like snakes. She smiled brightly, clearly comfortable in this appearance. Molly paid no attention to Arthur's mouth agape. Whether it was the dissappointment or prostitute look, would only be known by Arthur.
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She rested her elbows on her knees and layed her chin in her hands, then sat there, staring at him in an almost seducing way. He cleared his throat quickly and said, "I came up to get you. Albus said, to bring your things." She rolled her eys and replied, "of course." "Wel, whats that supposed to mean?" "I knew I was going with you I'm not stupit. Do I look dumb to you? Do I look neive?" He backed off and shook his head. "I didn't think so." She slung her back overher shoulder quickly and stalked past him, head and God knows what else in the air. He caught the scent of leather and grime as she walked past and remebered exactly that was Fabian's colone. He shook it of though and straightened his shirt, he was now sweating deeply. He'd be damned it that girl wasn't part veela. This was going to be a hard one.
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She needed a talking to. 1) that wasn’t right to have said. 2) Well, Arthur didn’t really know two

Part CCXXIII - whant to whaka a sleaping vampire

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:00:25 GMT

Give the Babb Macro Contest #22 a try, since no one has yet. ;)

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Contrary to popular opinion, Lord Voldemort was not a muggle-hating psychopath who did not care for others. Instead, he was an individual who saw the corruption in the wizarding world and had vowed to change it.
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“Oh, hi Tom,” she said, “come in, come in.”
“Don’t mind if I do, Lily,” said Voldemort, “is James home?”
“He should be soon. He’s probably out with Sirius somewhere, doing who knows what.”
Voldemort and Lily walked into the sitting room, where Voldemort took off his hood. Shaking his head, he brushed a few strands of his long, black hair out of his face before sitting down.
“And where’s baby Harry?”
“He’s up in his room. He turned Remus pink today, so he’s sleeping it off. Anyway, Peter said that Lucius has come back from America?”
“Yes, he did a rather good job at persuading President Reagan and President Collins to not interfere over here if Dumbledore tries to get them to help. He also tells me that the Admiral’s forces are ready to leave America. We should be able to get the Dark Angels and the Moon Clan assembled in the next few days, and then…”
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I let go of the girl that had just bumped into me. She reminded me of Bella and her clumsiness when she was still human. Suddenly lots of excited, embarrassed and teenager thoughts started to fill my head.
Oh my god! His is so gorgeous!!! His eyes! Look at his eyes! He is the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen! Hermione get a hold of yourself, you have a boyfriend already! But, oh god he is just too gorgeous!
I couldn’t help it so I smiled at her. In that moment I just realized that I had dazzled her.

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She knows that I love hunting with her. Just to think of not seeing her body how it moves when she jumps on top of a deer for two weeks it’s going to be painful!
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McGonagall put on the nasty old hat in my head. The smell was horrible! When was the last time that they washed it? Ugh, I’m going to throw up, wait a minute I cant ha ha ha.
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“Oh, my God!!! We got one of the hotties!”A blond haired girl said too loud for us to hear. A blonde girl, why does that does not surprise me? It’s incredible the deathly glare that Bella gave her that shut her and her thoughts up
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Oh yes, yes, yes yes!!!! I’m with my baby!! Wohoo!! I thought that I was going to die if I wasn’t in the same house! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!Instead of walking towards the Gryffindor table, I ran to it and sat next to my greek God. He gave me his secret weapon. Damn it, I still feel jingly when he smiles at me like that. And now that I think about, yes Edward hear this, you showed your secret weapon at Hermione!
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“Rosalie’s threat was worse than Jasper’s. The hat was considering Slytherin because of her evil mind-“ Emmett and Rosalie growled, damn vampire hearing, “ but she cussed at it, and told it lots of horrible threats until it convinced it to put her on Ravenclaw.
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The dark Lord slowly began to approach the staircase that would take him to the infants. “No!”, whispered Bellatrix. Before anything could stop her, she ran up the stairs, still invisible form sight and was desperately searching for the children. “ They’re just babies! He can’t kill them. I won’t let him!”, she vowed. She ran to the closest room and ran inside. There she found Lily Potter in tears and trying to protect both of her babies. Bellatrix ran over to her and quietly whispered, “It’s me, Lily. It’s me, Bellatrix.” Lily looked hopeful and began to cry harder. Bellatrix undelusioned herself and hugged her closest friend.
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He saw the love in her eyes and knew he would never be able to be with her for Narcissa’s father and Lucius’ father had arranged their marriage already. But that did not stop him from taking Bellatrix into his arms and holding her until her sobs stopped shaking her. When the tears had finally stopped falling he kissed her hard and deep with all the love he could muster from his being.
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Bellatrix just sighed. “He will realize soon enough, pumpkin. You know how slow boys can be sometimes...” She winked at her daughter then. Lina giggled and asked , “So when are we going shopping for my fifth year supplies?” Bellatrix pretended to pull out an imaginary planner and look through the days. Lina giggled. Her mother looked at her and said. “Does this Saturday sound good to you?” She stood up and picked up her daughter by the waist and swung her around in circles.” Yes, that sounds great, Mom!”, Lina laughed out. They were laughing and squealing and jumping around
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They looked around, and they didn’t see Bellatrix. “Mom?”, Lina cautioned. She knew what was coming. And like clockwork, Bellatrix came out of nowhere and jumped into the water in her swimsuit, too. She came up and splashed the two little magical children. She also knew that Draco liked Lina back, and she had a little matchmaking in mind.
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Oh my God... that was Heartfire magic! But that can only mean... she will become a firen being when she turns fifteen this October...
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He was thinking so many thoughts at once that he didn’t even realize he had broken the surface until he realized that he wasn’t moving anymore. Then he heard the gasping of breath from beside him and realized he and Lina were both gasping for air.
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Lily above him as she sucked his prick, and he licked her delicate delicious wetness.
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Lily had come done into the prefects bathroom after waking up from a hot dream of Severus.
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There in the shower, was Lily, playing with herself using the dildo. Snape smirked, Slytherin colors. HIS colors not James.
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He stripped off his pajamas, and snuck closer, seeing the miles and miles of creamy white skin, that little tuft of hair, the way Lily’s wet hair clung to her breasts. Oh it made Snape a thousand times harder, his dick went from hard as steel to diamond hard. He kept watching her, oh how he wanted that to be his dick thrusting into her.
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Snape was there in an instant, the showers spray soaking him, in the back of his mind he wondered if she would ever soak his dick with the juice from her pussy.
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“Sev, Sev, SEV!!!!!” Lily moaned as she came. Snape still pounded into her, in the far far reaches of his sex fogged brain he thought that, her cumming was rather like a shower, and that he most defiantly liked it.
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Draco opened his eyes to see smoldering emeralds searing into his baby blues.
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Draco ran his tongue across Harry’s lips asking for access to the depths within.
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“Oh, ok. And Angelus?” Harry asked.
“Our son.” Draco replied.
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Hermoine purchases a never-ending capacity wig with dark brown hair and a fringe.
She also buys Hairy Cream, which conjures facial hair to the arrears in which it is applied.
She proceeds to by school pants and other male uniform necessities. Plus a bicep-belt.
Also she buys voice changing toothpaste, 12 hour voice distorting power allows her to speak like a man, boy, girl, woman or horse.
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Hermoine begins to imagine herself as a boy and changes her way of thinking about everything around her.
She tries to imagine homework not all that important and lessons boring.
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(the fic`s summary
Juliet Jones. Dumbldor's granddaughter arrives at Hogwarts and is in raven claw. meeting people isn't her thing but she meets draco haryr ronand become best Friends with...she has to decide. Her loved ones or her sister Dianna's death, but she must also chose her own life. what well she do? will there ever be a way out? will she chose to end her life instead....or will Draco save her, or harry, or Ron? (harry/oc/Draco/Ron thing)
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i grabbed my backpack and teddy bear and ran out the back door into the chaos of Russia.
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I grabs my sister and she woke up and i told her to grba her stuff.
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“Well boy let us see how you are when your bloody bird is dead!”
Vernon left the room only to return a few minutes later a shotgun in his hand Dudley on his heels laughing. Harry stumbled onto his feet right as Vernon lifted the gun he screams as he sees Vernon point it at Hedwig’s cage.
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Harry quickly stood and ran to the broken mirror across his room not expecting what he saw. He stumbled back as his reflection came into view. He stood at only five feet and two inches which was a full five inches from where he had once been causing his pajama bottoms to pool around his feet. His hair now pitch black reached down to his waist loosing its once messy look it was now flowing and silk like with slight curls at the bottom. He was thin and delicately muscled obviously built for speed and power balance improved much to his disbelief. His once dull green eyes now practically glowed like the killing curse that killed his parents and there was no need for his glasses anymore. However, what amazed him most were the slytherin green and silver pixie wings extending from his back going from the center of his shoulder blades to his knees. His shirtless chest glowed a delicate bronze a if he was being lit up from the inside it was almost glittery.
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all of harrys urges were to have Hermione however, this was the year where all the different schools would meet up once again, harry met up with dela fleur from the other school whilst Hermione got back with Krum to make Harry jelous however he really didn't love her and ron was really jelous he proposed to Hermione infront of everyone and she said yes as she secretly loved Ron and the lived happily ever after with harry beng the best man at the wedding and voldemort beng the maid of honour
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"Because WHY?! I want to know why I fucking had to leave my family, AND my friends AND my boyfriend?!" As he was yelling this all the preps looked at us. They are such losers at times. Excuse me, ALL the time! I simply flashed them my pale middle finger. Oh, and did I fail to mention I'm a vampire? Well, I am. I was born this way, so I'm immune to everything that harms vampires. I.E. steaks, crosses, crucifxs, the sun, holy water, etc.
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Authors Note: Please note that the forgien language used is completly made up, thus it is not a REAL language. I take all claim to this language.
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All I knew about him was he was hot when mad, and he was a pureblood. I could tell he was pureblood by the way he acted, and the fact that he had goons. Only purebloods and EXTREMLY powerful people like myself have goons. Though all my goons were back in Sweden, along with my family and friends.
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"Oh, uh can we sit here? Please? Everywhere else is full." said a prep with the ugliest head of hair I had seen in my life. Behind her were two guys. One was a loser with red hair and a hell of alot of freckles. The other was a nerd. He had glasses, and not the cool kind.
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"Goh?" I asked back.
"The luy wots specklays." he said, answering my question.
"Pay, toe tay stayuh ouy ta hed Draco." I replied.
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So, as Loserdore continued his massive mini-speech, I pulled out my iPod and began to listen to a song by my favorite band, Tokio Hotel.
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“I've never heard of that band." Harry said. I rolled my eyes at him.
"No shit, Sherlock. Tokio Hotel is a GERMAN band, barely ANOYONE outside of Germany has heard of them. And those that have, hate them." I snapped at him. He looked shocked at my response, they were finally getting to see the real me.
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As the music played in my ears I began to get depressed again ((just a note, Tokio Hotel is NOT a depressing band. They ARE German, and they ROCK.)). I looked down as food appeared on my plate. I wasn't hungry, I never really was. The only reason I actually ate was so I wouldn’t die. Though I do eat a lot of apples.
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Looking up, azure blue eyes glinting in a refraction of sunlight. Her irises matched the exact shade of sky.
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Her father, with his fantastic toothy grin, wore a white, crisp shirt covered by a brown jacket, with jeans and trainers covering his lower regions.
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“Emmaline Euphora Habsburg! You will NOT speak to your mother like that! And yes, we are moving, and yes, it’s to England, and no you may not stay here and finish up at Salem because of the important task you’re going to have, you have to be acquainted with everyone important in the English Wizarding World. This is the year where your mother and I will be crowned King and Queen of the whole entire Wizarding World, ranging from California to Timbuktu. You’re going to be a Princess, hold your own seat in the Wizengamot, you will be Head Girl at Hogwarts, and, most importantly, because of your prominent Veelian heritage, you will be named Queen of the Veelas, like your mother previously had!” My father, Aragorn Alarick Habsburg, responded, with a calm look on his face but a storm in his eyes.
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Of course, the little detail that Voldemort’s name was actually Arathorn Balthasar Habsburg-Lorraine, younger twin brother of Aragorn
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“oops sorry" apoligised sirius "Thats ok but you are right" said James "Oh no hes not and nethier are you" said James girl friend Lily who just came out of her hiding place behind the couch with her two best friends, Serena and Rei. Lily is very smart and probibly would have done well in ravenclaw. She is very quick tempered but sweet and she has shoulder lenth aburn and light freckles on her palr skin. Serena has long golden hair that sweeps the floor when she walks, baby blue eyes, pale skin, and a body of an angel she is also very kind to every one even the Slytherins (well most of them). Rei has long black hair that goes to the middle of her back, purple eyes, fair skin, and a very very quick temper.
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Angel had fallen, he laid unconscious on the grund.
Blood pyrde from his lipps a big wound in his lung it was puncture and a couple of ribbs was broken a stake was burrowd in his side. A claw mark in his face.
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Snape laid Angel’s bloody and betten body in the bed “help” said Snape.
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Snape whent in and he saw Angel lying in a bed bandages up and the wound in his face was joust wash the blood was gone.
Snape sat down and tooked Angel hand in his own and he kissed Angel’s brow.
Two days whent and Angel stirred and open his eyes. He felt sombody held his hand.
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Snape crawled up Angel’s body and laid his head on Angel’s chest where Angel haden’t that mutch pain. Angel kissed Snape’s brow “I love you” “love you to”
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Angel stirred and open his eyes and saw Snape sitt up in his bed and eating breackfust, he sat on the side of his legs “hi” “morning” said Snape. Angel satt up but a pain in his lung and the ribbs on his back shot like burning pain in his musels. The wound open up and blood was pured down from the wound. Snape saw what had happen and looken worried. Angel laid down again and ewen if he diden’ breathe he felt his lung go up and down and it joust hurt moore in his left lung “are you okey?” “no i think my wound open up” “suld i call a doktor?” “no..i will hel” Snape crawled back up and laid his hand on Angel’s check were his wound was and started srtoking a healing wound
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Snape came in after the lesson had ended and he walked slowly to the bedroom, he diden’t whant to whaka a sleaping vampire.
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’he look so cute when he is asleap’ toghut Snape to him self. He sat down on the side of the bed and kissed Angel’s brow he climed bheind Angel and lift the covers and snyggling closer to Angel’s body, he wraped a arm around Angel’s stomach he kissed Angel’s nek “love you” he close the his eyes and fell aslap with his vampire
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Harry Potter had a twin named godric potter who was thought to be the BWL So his parents gave him to the Dursley’s. Oh and he is 3 months old when Voldemort attacks. Vernon had a trip for his job in Japan and left Harry in an ally where the Yodaime found him and then later on seal the 9 Tale Fox in him.

Thanks to:
randomneses for the Lily/Snape smutfic

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Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:36:09 GMT

Bellatrix kicked the Leaky Cauldrun's door open, emerging into the packed Muggle street in her seductive ___, still boasting of ___ in her ___.

I inherited my beauty from mother. I have always had long ___ black hair and a ___ frame. Narcissa has always said my complexion is ___, but it is my eyes that ___. My ___’s eyes. A cobalt ___ colour that ___ and sparkles, no matter what mood I am in. They are my trademark, and when combined with my killer ___ and ___ smile, can make any ___ in the room feel the heat and melt the ice off the ___ of many ___ people.

McGonagall sputtered out, “I-I-I don’t have to explain my-“, but she was interrupted by Tara shouting “YES YOU DO
YOU STUPID, IGNORANT BITCH! I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THE EXACT REASON WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS!”
McGonagall was in ___. Wide-eyed, barely breathing, good old fashioned ___. Her mouth ___, and ___ words that were ___ came out.
“You-you can’t talk to me that way.”, and “I’m ___, not proper” and “I’ll have the ministry ___”, all of which made Tara ___. “Are you joking? I’m an American, lady. Being a lil’ cheeky bitch is what we’re all ___. And as for having the ministry ___, don’t make me ___. You and I both know how much ___ the North American Ministry is compared to yours, not to mention how ___ we are. If you touch ___ on my ___, or spell me for anything other than prosperity all my life you’ll have a ___ world war so fast it’ll make your head spin.” She ___ at this thought, “We beat you in 1776, and we’ll whip you again.”

“So you’ve never really hated ___?” said Hermione.
“no, never. It was all pretend” said Draco earnestly.
“And you don’t hate me anymore?” Hermione asked, wiping away her ___.
“You want the truth?” Draco said. Hermione nodded, ___. Draco leaned closer. “I’ve never hated you. I always thought you were so ___. I wanted to be ___.

"HOW DARE YOU!"
Harry looked at her
Ginny started to cry
"why Harry, why did you have to be ___?"

Babb Drabble Contest, the eighth

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Harry kept a tight grip on her. He was showing ownership. She had read this in many a magazine.

"I love you Tom!" i said. He turned red again...
The death-eaters let go of me. I think they felt the love. I ran up to Tom and gave him a hug like he was an indestructible teddy bear. He looked sad, like
no one has ever said 'I love you' to him. He grabbed me and we poofed back to the girls' dormitory.

“I was horny because of Dumbledore’s manipulations,” answered Harry.

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I have a slim figure, but with slight curves with a beautiful smile.

HarryPotter:And The HalfBlood princeused

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Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:50:16 GMT

The winner of the twentieth first Babb Macro Contest is the only contestant, spoofmaster, with the Ginnypig.

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The winner of the sixth Babb Drabble Contest is nightleo with an unusual take on Snape/Harry.

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