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Sunday, August 1st, 2010

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Subject:Babb Drabble Contest, the tenth
Time:10:48 pm.
Mood: energetic.
The Babb drabble contest is back! The rules remain basically the same, choose one quote or more for inspiration and keep it short or long, however you feel like it.

Snape was fuming and so he grabbed Harry by the chin and made him look up at him he then used legilimens on him and realized that he was lying he then brought his hand back and slapped Harry rather Hard on the bottom

Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

Draco have veen married to the most beatiful girl in Azurian, the royal princess of the planet. The best tragedy/Romance you've ever seen...But it has a happy ending.

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

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Subject:Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester
Time:12:52 am.
Mood: wonerfully wonderfulbread.
my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf, sometimes i hear him yelling at himself and i dunno why. i think he hates himself but i love him a lot but not in that way you sicko. anyways back to me, i have long blonde hair that goes to my ass and i have pale skin and i have red eyes, i am a quatar angel, a quatar witch, quatar succubus, and a quatar veila. today we got our hogwarts they were lost in the mail but dumbledore said that was ok that we coul skill come to hogwarts.
so anyways the train was really big and it was red, i could barely see the top of the tran it was like wow so there was tons of other kids goin onto the train they looked really stoopid and i knew i was awwwwaaaay smarter then they were.
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Sunday, July 4th, 2010

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Time:12:04 am.
Mood: gassping in shok.
Ginny works at the Wizarding TV Company called DTV (Dumbledore Television), in the wizarding world, a few years after the Battle at Hogwarts, people found, in Dumbledore's belongings, a sketch and working prototype of the first Wizarding TV. Of course a few years after that, a group of Wizards and Witches created more of the Wizarding TV's and now everyone has them.
Dear Draco, She wrote, I am writing to BEG you for a favour, both for me and for Ginny. Where Ginny works, at DTV, they are starting a show called 'Beauty Pageant, Miss British Witch' where fifty Witches enter and each week one of them get voted off, it was all going fine until Ginny realised she didn't have a prize or a house for the girls to stay. So I wrote to you to ask if you would be the 'prize', a date with you, and the house to be at one of your mansions. Of course you would be paid and you get to be on TV, and you get a date with a gorgeous girl... Please Draco, be a mate and do this for me, and Ginny. Love from Hermione
Dear Hermione, Being paid to have fifty girls wanting me, and to be on TV, how can I say no? Especially to my favourite mud-blood... Only joking to the mud-blood part! You are my favourite muggle-born, but I guess you are the only muggle-born I have actually talked to since Hogwarts... But yeah I will help you and Ginny, the Weasley-girl right? From Draco, Thank goodness he has said yes!" Hermione finished.
The two girls both giggled, and did many 'all-right's' and 'Awsome's' in a very American way.
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Saturday, June 26th, 2010

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Subject:Part CCCVIII - on the prepuces of death
Time:12:55 am.
Mood: pancaked.
Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death. That and the smell of burning made him think of cauldrons which then brought to mind Dungeons, which brought a bigger smile to his face Severus. Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my friends. But why would she lie I mean I'd go to them for support if I thought he was dead. And unless they killed him which could be found out by a spell then nether would know the truth . No I'll check it out of myself and if its true then I'm gone.
Yea I like that Idea.

But the scene in front of the usually stoic Potion Professor. Are you crying because you were caught? No sir I'm sorry you had to live thru that. No one should be bulled by a gang, and you had every right to yell after the stress you were put thru I'm also sorry you couldn't apologize. I understand why you would hate me. And I'll never darken your doorway again, sir. Thank you. With that Harry had left and dropped out of Potions at the first moment he could. It was two weeks later that he ran in to Severus again and Severus kissed him the moment he saw the boy. Harry was shocked but truly enjoyed the thing he thought he would never experience. That was the reason in fact Harry's couriousty was so strong.
Sev thought about it in context with out all the Muggle talk Dumbledore had told him about his plot to have the golden trio bought and paid for but when Harry was still friends with them last year. Did Dumbledore leave Harry a memory after Voldemort? Ok Harry believed I was died in the war. And since Harry defeated Voldemort he was only slight;y worried bout Death eaters. And then yes the Rings Harry did want to marry me.
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Sunday, June 20th, 2010

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Subject:Babb is not dead
Time:12:46 am.
Mood: nostalgic.
Starting next week I`m happy to announce the end of one post every two or three months (or once in a full moon) and the return of the weekly batches!

To those who were left disappointed or frustrated by Babb`s seemingly comatose status, I can only apologize and hope that its return will make up for the long absences.

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

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Subject:Part CCCVII - more graceful then an angle
Time:12:48 am.
Mood: embarresedand.
Some the changes I've made are:
Severus and the Marauders are in the same year as Harry, Ron and Hermione.
James Potter is Harry's twin brother.
Severus is not in love with Lily
Ron and Harry don't get on, Ron is James' friend and is a pureblood supremacist as is James and Pettigrew.
Remus is friendly with Severus
Hermione and Ginny are not in Gryffindor
Also there is a slightly unusual friendship in this, see if you can guess.
There are others but there'll be more about them later and I'm also adding two new characters so that I can explore some of the possibilities I've opened up.
I don't own HP; anything you recognise is not mine.
On this particular occasion she was wearing a pair of distressed and torn jeans, a black corset, black buckled ankle boots and a pair of black fingerless leather gloves with several black bracelets and ring. On the middle finger of her right hand she wore an emerald ring, a family heirloom, and she had emerald earrings in her ears; around her neck was a black choker and a dark chain that plunged down into her cleavage. On the end of a chain was a black cross that was hidden from sight by her corset. Draped over her trolley was a black leather trench coat, the top of which was lying on her black trunk with her initials stamped on it in silver lettering.
Nia swept Taffy up in her arms and held her close. Taffy was a Toyger, a breed of cat that's been bred to look like a tiger, but a very special one with special powers.
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Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Subject:Part CCCVI - yelled the incarnation
Time:12:15 am.
Mood: :D.
Hermione beamed. "I killed Voldemort! I'm going to be a hero!"
"No!" cried Ron, "that was Harry! We pulled a prank on you!"
"Hermione," said Ron, "I'm going to have to turn you in."
"No, don't!" cried Hermione, "wait! What if I give you the answers to our Divination for the rest of the year?
Ron looked from Hermione to Harry, "Deal, starting right now."
he saw Ron turn to look at him with those beautiful blue eyes of his. Even more lovely than the scales of the Swedish Short-Snout Cedric Diggory had faced in fourth year.
Harry stared into those beautiful eyes and sung very softly, "I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, now you're in the world."
Harry touched his lips to Ron's, a quick peck, and left the room.
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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

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Subject:PPart CCCV - her grey eyes burned brilliantly in the moonlight with curiosity
Time:1:47 am.
Mood: very intrigues.
One day harry was walking down the street and went into a store he looked around then all of a sudden he saw something he thought he would never see his PARENTS.
"excuse me are you James and lily potter" he said concerned.
"um yes why" they said. harry started to cry.
"what's wrong" they said.
"I'm harry potter" he said and they looked puzzled and they all hugged.
"i never thought i would have seen you" so after that they went back to the castle and went to Dumbledore's office when they walked in Dumbledore was amazed they had something to drink and talked.
"i know this is going to sound crazy but I'm the one that saved you" Dumbledore said.
"but how" lily said.
"after your death i came and poured a potion on you that would bring you back to life after a while it didn't work so i left but as you can see it worked"
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009

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Subject:Part CCCIV - a lala bye
Time:1:55 am.
Mood: unconrollable.
There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
(this ismy first fanfic, and im nervous about the reviews i dont really expect to get, the ones i do get, i hopewill be easy on the criticisim of both my writting and my radical change to the storyline of the world wide famous harry potter book series, by the way, ron should have died fom day one i hate him and his brother percy, plus i hate the last book which im told most people did so cheers my fellow readers i hope you enjoy this if i get three reviews before 60 days il post chapter one, for now i think this is enough of a hook for all)
Hermione was a college student from the city of London she desperately wanted to become a vet surgeon so she was focused on her studies. That night Hermione and her friends harry Ginny and Ron were going to hogshead for a butter bear and fire whiskey something they did for the last year and a half. When they arrived at the pub they each ordered a butter bear
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Saturday, November 7th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCCIII - His hair could not conceal his growing excitement!
Time:8:07 pm.
Mood: like cotton eye candy.
What the Bloody hell Malfoy? - She is mad. ouh shit I’m died.
Ouh God Malfoy spill it out?!! – That really started to piss me off - IwantUtoBeMyVacationSecretFriend- He was red as bee
At least after war my family well mostly my father have changed he wants me to “bright up” family name, shish Like I care about it everyone hates me anyway…
ouh shit I’m lost I’m walking in this damn town and I’m lost, just damn Grate…
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Saturday, October 24th, 2009

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Subject:something babbling this way comes
Time:7:16 pm.
Mood: devious.
In the spirit of upcoming Halloween I`d like to propose a little Babb inspired game - take one (or more) of these badfic quotes and, with either a drabble or a macro, provide a scary twist to them... Being scarier than some of these will be a feat, though.

Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The Marbles.

He planted a permenent sticking charm at the floor under "Belatrix" and she was stuck to the floor, fore ever!!! .

Draco’s two voices (A: N which I have decided on calling his conscious and subconscious) had actually started to get along (A: N can you believe it: O)

A story about the only person that Lard Voldemort ever loved, his niece. We follow Lady Tempest as she goes through a year at Hogworts, and see all the trials she faces.

Even though they were sent to kill me that night, vampires are still very sexual.

A very pretty blonde girl with ocean blue eyes, brick red lips and a very clear complexion except for the freckles going across her nose. She has a d bust and a butt, white teeth and very nice curves, stepped on the train of the Hogwarts Express for her first.......well sixth year of hogwarts, but shes been here before.

Harry gasped loud. The man covered in Goo was SNAPE!!

WARNING: Slash, Independent!Harry, Slave!Harry, Twin!Harry, Grey!Powerful!Harry

Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways.

“The baby will grow again if both parents want it.’ Madame Pomfrey looked at him with pity.
‘But now, he’s growing.’ Severus looked lovingly at his flat stomach. He had a constant morning sickness for the last eighteen years.

He took of his pants and boxers to reveals his “secret weapon”.

and she thinks she might also like ron Weasley a bit more than harry potter and she is very popular and can get any boy she likes of course becaue she is gorjus and has pretty sparkling robes and lots of friends that are now dead.

Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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Subject:Part CCCII - the body of the hand
Time:10:06 pm.
Mood: ,-,.
She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times.
Dear Cami,
I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige and I had to go to Greace. Sure that was fun, but Hogwarts is better. The reason for that is I almost lost my necklace! I know it was horrible. I was doing the dishes, the tie broke and would have fell down the drain if my uncel Tom didn't cach it. Ahh, it was probaly the scariest thing in my life. How did you'r summer go? Did you get any letters from a serten someone (Sirius)? Did you fall off you'r broom again or have you never been on it since that? Ohhh, I'm so glad that we are finally friends. First and second year were murder, I'm sorry but if you don't like somone I think you should be a little bit more suddle opposed to tricking them in their sleep.
Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy. Each of my parents picked out two of my names from there heritage so I woulden't "loose myself" in a big world. My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with. Although I love all of my names Ea is my favriote, I think it's strong and destructive yet light and cheerful.
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Monday, October 5th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCCI - passing through a electoral field
Time:10:12 pm.
Mood: like O:.
Hi, my name is Star Mackenzie Ophelia Christine Amethyst Raphaella Tiffany Short.
I’m not actually British, I live in America, but I wanted to go to Hogwarts because that other French school (A/N: I can’t actually remember the name...) isn’t really any good, and only boys go to Durmstrang! I’m in Slytherin like all the other purebloods but I have friends from other houses as well like Harry and Hermione from Gryffindor Ron’s okay too I guess. I think Draco gets a bit jealous when I hang out with Harry because he doesn’t like him much, but he doesn’t understand how I feel about Harry – I think... (deep breath)... I think I’m in love with him.
My heart started beating fast when I saw Harry he had grown over the summer and got this sexy new haircut and stuff.
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Saturday, September 26th, 2009

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Subject:not quite dead yet
Time:4:01 pm.
Mood: sore.
I apologize for the lack of updates. Life has been quite hectic lately and led me to neglect Babb, which I`ve been feeling very bad about. Anyway I promise a REAL update till the end of the week! And maybe even a Best Of soon... Thanks for understanding.

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

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Subject:Part CCC - her Lab top
Time:11:31 pm.
Mood: an all knowing feel.
Babb has reached three hundred memorable batches!

“ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said
He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning.
Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time.
“ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling
“ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said
“ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said
Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night.
Author notes: Just playing I hope you enjoy, This is going to be narrated so there is kinda all knowing feel I hope.
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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors
Time:4:56 pm.
Mood: compassionate like a snake.
I`d like to thank the member of weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.

All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot.
She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said.
Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace.
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Sunday, July 19th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCXXXVIII - He had an heir of some one who knew
Time:3:10 am.
Mood: stroked.
Squicky content in this batch. You were warned. ;)

“Harry Potter? Hurt?” Molly scoffed laughingly. “He's Shogun Dumbledore's personal champion, the best in the land with the sword and with magic. No harm will have come to him, you can be sure of that. Now you go and get yourself ready, dear – it wouldn't do to show Harry-sama that you'd been crying.”
“Hai.” Hermione walked daintily to her room, careful not to step on the hem of her elaborate pale-blue kimono.
Cho was very popular with the customers, and used tricks and lies to get them to give her more money. She was also always bragging about how Harry had once spent the evening with her. Hermione knew, though, that Harry had never returned to Cho because she was bossy and mean, and he even suspected she had caused her previous favourite customer, the samurai Cedric, to be sent away to battle where he was killed.
She surveyed herself in the mirror again to make absolutely sure she looked perfect for Harry. Her hair shimmered like molten brown gold in the moonlight, her deep mahogany eyes gleamed soulfully, and her pale skin and delicate features gave her a mysterious air like a ghost or a yuki-onna. Her clothing covered but hinted tantalizingly at the elegance of her slender body with its well-placed curves.
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Monday, July 13th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem
Time:6:01 pm.
Mood: comfaibul.
Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a title, a place that I wasn't willing to give up, just yet.
Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life…
Five years later and all is good in Harry’s eyes all the old deatheaters are now his followers no one has tried to find Voldamort under Harry rain. Harry is with Pansy but has some fun on the side. Greg (Goyle) was with Hermione (who is still best friends with Ron) but only the Slytherins knew. Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him.
Everyone did as Harry instated and they all followed him. Mr Malfoy didn’t care that Harry and Draco kissed in front of him or doing anything they wanted to in any room. Harry was the Malfoy’s master and was it love with the boy of the household. He and Draco got on so well because of so many similarities but the got on with his cousin Holly Lasagne more because of likenesses in there child hood.
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

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Subject:Part CCXXXVI - , literally and fugitively
Time:2:40 am.
Mood: quitely.
I am down stairs. It is from Hogwarts. I opened it and it says I am accepted.
“I am accepted!” I yelled.
We are at the mall. We are walking around. We are in the store Areopastle.
“Look at this tang top” I said.
“It is so cute” Grace said.
“You should get it Bella” Michelle said.
“I will” I said. I bought the tang top. We are now sitting down and eating. Three teenage boys walked up to us and sat down across from us.
“Can we help you?” Michelle said.
“I am Josh” Josh said. He is sitting across from Michelle.
“I am Jess” Jess said. He is sitting across from Grace.
“I am Steve” Steve said. He is sitting across from me.
“I am Grace” Grace said.
“I am Michelle” Michelle said.
“I am Bella” I said.
“That is a pretty name Bella” Steve said.
“Ok” I said.
I am home. Grace and Michelle went to there houses.
The day past. I am asleep.
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Monday, June 1st, 2009

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Subject:Part CCXXXV - with all the gentleness of a stranger
Time:10:56 pm.
Mood: week in the knees.
“Here, let me try again,” Said Edward. “Hello Angela, I am Cedric Diggory.” Edward stuck out his hand; Angela shook it with an amazed smile on her face.
“Oh. My. God. I can’t believe my friggen eyes. You are totally like a hero!”
“You have got to be kidding me! Is anything fake anymore? So you’re saying Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Hogwarts is real?”
“Yeah, and I could have won the triwizard tournament too if it wasn’t for that stupid, Lord Voldemort!”
“Wait! But I was there in the crowd! I saw your dad run towards you and cry over your dead body! Now I know that you were faking but who was that man?”
“He was an actor; Carlisle paid him to be my father.”
It was from the clinical beating he had received from his father, James, earlier that day.
His father would have beaten him if he had taken any more, and it was expected of submissives to be small and willowy, and never to be seen being greedy.
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