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Part XCVII - And Loopin was masticating to it!

I`m pretty sure the very last fic is an enormous troll but I just had to include some quotes (only *some*, or else there wouldn’t be enough space for anything else). You’ll understand why.



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“Whoa, Deja-vous…” James and Remus muttered at the same time. That did seem oddly familiar as I was saying it…
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(from the fic`s summary)
Some pairings: LuCissy, RodEllatrix, SevKo, PhiLily, SirKo, RemRius if you don't understand...read on...
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AN: Here I am, poised on the brink of the edge on the eve of this new story…and it’s crazy…let me tell you.
A few start-of-fic notes, before the welcoming feast (assuming you eat something as you read this):
1. The marauders, SevLuDolpuhusEllatrixPhiLilyKo are all 6th years, and ReguCissy are 5ths.
2. Some things could get confusifying, so for that I suggest you read my fanfic It started out with a kiss
3. I will have the obnoxious habit of combining names…sorry.

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The only way to describe Dumbledore’s face was O.o
Needless to say, Dumbledore was hyper. And everyone knows the best way to use a sugar filled energy would be to go find students who are out of bed after curfew.
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“Chillax…” Lucius smiled, and crawled onto Severus’ bed, “You think Aiko is going to love it?”
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Sev’s face did the famous O.O
Lucius’ face also did the famous O.O
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“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU…” Sev roared, but was once again cut off by the warm sensation of someone else’s tongue being forced in your mouth.
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The girls darted into a nearby closet (a/n: I don’t know how it got there just bare with me here people.)
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Lily Evans was having a hard time with stress this year. Worst part was James Potter was head boy. She wasn't much of a drinker, but the last week since school started she began to drink heavily. It would start after dinner after having to sit with him. He would be polite and pull her chair out for her and tell her she looked lovely. She would blush then try to ignore his gaze on her rest of dinner time.
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Lily groaned thinking of how could she make it up there. "I should of took you up with me then drank you." she told the cursed bottle. She snorted some at the bottle for being so ridicules. "You didn't solve the problem." said looking at the bottle. She sighed slowly hitting the ground.
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In fact Drake hardly knew anything about his uncle apart from the fact that he wasn’t really his uncle but more of his great-great grandfather instead. Harry Potter had been the surrogate father for a woman who was asexual. He hadn’t slept with her he just did a procedure for her to get pregnant without having to have sex. In thanks the woman had gave her son his surname carrying on the Potter legacy.
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“What do YOU think Drakie poo?” she asked, turning around. But Malfoy had taken off as soon as Goyle had started to talk. He didn’t want to stick around if the apocalypse came. (A/N: for you stupid ppl out there, it meant that he thought that if Goyle started talking smart, it meant the end of the world was coming.)
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Disclaimer- Harry Potter isn’t mine, but Ron is! You can’t take him! He’s MINE!
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Being stuck in a train for so long always made her feel disgusting, and her hair started to frizz out of control with all the altitudes they went through while going to Hogwarts.
It usually made her look a little like a fuzzy Wookie, one of those adorably strange creatures from a muggle movie called Star Wars. And on really bad days, when her hair was more horrible than she could bother to deal with, she silently joked with herself by making that ridiculous noise that they made. She was really good at it too. Once, she had scared the neighbor’s annoying little Chihuahua by rumbling wildly at it; needless to say that Chi-chi hadn’t come down from the roof for a few days, shaking its freakishly bald body.
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Malfoys’ all suffered from this caffeinated addiction. Even his great-great-great-great grand father Dracium Malfoy had been no fun to talk to past 10 o’clock after he had had his coffee. With two spoons of cream.
Currently, Dracium Malfoy resided in North America, in the state of Florida. Draco remembered that he had a condo on a beach with a great view.
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She snorted to herself. ‘Yeah, right, Malfoy, Slytherin King, Prince of the Dark Mark, a gentleman. The day that happens, is the day Pansy Parkinson confesses her undying love to Millicent Bulstrode and tells everyone she’s really a boy.’
During lunch, Pansy stood up on the Slytherin table and shushed the Great Hall. “I have an announcement to make!” She exclaimed shrilly. “I love Millicent Bulstrode!”
Said Millicent, stood slack-jawed, for she had just come to lunch(after bathing Mr. Whiskerson) and had heard the whole thing. “Pansy…I’m not a lesbian!” she shouted.
Pansy smiled and then said in a deep voice, “And I’m not a girl. My real name is Pan Parkinson.” And with that, Millicent and Pan were officially going out.
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In the headmaster’s office, which held many secrets, Lucius Malfoy had revealed a new development. Lucius, who was an ex-death-eater, had just told Draco that he had a veela inheritance. The revelation had come as a shock for the younger Malfoy who was still having trouble accepting it. Lucius had turned up unexpectedly in Dumbledore’s office demanding to see his son with a matter that was life or death. After an inquisition it was discovered that Draco did actually carry the veela blood that had been passed down by his ancestors.
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A veela is known to have one lifetime mate who they consummate with by the time they are 17. A veela’s mate is decided by the veela’s instinct to find the perfect match. The veela then has to complete a 3 stage joining. The first is marking, then the acceptance and then the actual sex ritual. Should the veela not meet it’s mate in time then the veela will die of heartbreak.
A veela is only as happy as their mate so they do their ultimate best to please their love. They will do anything to keep them healthy and happy as their life is tied in to that of their mate.
Before the mating the veela tend to show their more primitive instincts. These will include sniffing their mate, possessive behaviour and anger to any of the mate’s opposite sex near them. The veela will try absolutely anything to attract their mate.’
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Outside was Dumbledore, had come to take HAryr to Gimuald PlaceHarry however did not want to go to Gimuald Palce because it was the place where Sirius had died A/N WHY U DID HAVE TO KILL SIRIUS))
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HErmioen had indeed become a woman. HER hair was no longer bushy. HER HER curly chocolate hair fell over her bare shoulder, She was wearing a tank top and a miniskirt, That sowed her figure perfectly.
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At the first day of school they all went to King’s Kross to go to Hogwarts. On their way to the gate they ran into Draco Malfoy ( drools). He stared at HeRmione with his mouth open. “Whay happened to you mudblood.” Eh said. Hermione ignored him and Harry,Ron and mione went to find a compartment. Everywhere they went the people stared at mione. Today she was wearign a blue miniskirt a slightly pink bloose . HER hair fall like a fountain on her shoulders.
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A/N: Pure White Light Soulmates, The most powerful love (VERY RARE!)
Red Light Very powerful Love
Purple Light A Love than could be broken
Grey Light No Love between these two persons
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As Harry and Ginny walk onto the stage and into the spotlight the piano player starts plying the song from Disney’s Aladdin. Harry is now wearing emerald robes which match exactly with his eyes. Ginny is now wearing pale blue robes that match her eyes perfectly.
Harry begins to sing in a beautiful angelic voice which shocks everyone.
(Harry) I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
you last let your heart decide
“Ron, did you know that Harry could sing like that?” asked Hermione
“No” said Ron, who was still shocked.
“Sirius, did you know that Harry could sing?” Hermione
“Merlin’s Beard, No!” whispered Sirius
(Harry)I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic broomstick ride.
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So Harry came up from his detention and we were all celebrating in the common room and Harry just kissed me! In front of fifty people! I didn’t go back to Seventh year because I had to train for the final battle, so I trained with swords and wand-less magic until I was ready, and then Dumbledore and I went in search of the Horcruxes and I defeated Old Voldie or Tommy Boy as I called him during the fight and then I was here and I proposed and we got married and you turned up!
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"GUARD!" Lucius was quick to grab her shoulders. The guards came up and tried to grab her by her feet, Lucius was losing his patience and about to strike her with his walking stick. She grabbed one of the guard's heads and was choking him with his feet, Lucius started laughing at this...he just found it funny. He heard a growl...a true growl like that of a large cat and the examiner looked stunned...her eyes changed slightly to cat eyes...not a complete change, but enough to peak his interest. "NURSE! GET A POTION! GET THE NEEDLE! We won't be able to get her to drink it!" Immediately the nurse brought a needle out..it was a muggle invention, but they found that with Shamans, the 'stupify' wouldn't work for very long.
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"School, won't be the same without Dumbledore..." Harry said looking glum. "Gahh, Harry! That's what you said when Sirius was gone. This year'll be fine." Ron wasn't thinking as he said this, he realized quickly when he saw the glistening tears in Harry's eyes. "Mrs. Wheesly, I don't think I wan't to go to School this year. I-I'd better use it for finding Volde-,You-Know-Who." Mrs. Wheesly's tea-cup fell to the floor, Mr. Wheesly's scrambled eggs fell out of his mouth, Hermione gasped.
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May smiled as she pressed her face against the window. She had out a notebook and was writing every once and again. "Deliciously pink sky..." She mumbled writing franticly in her notebook. "Silver quiver of moon...".
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“What? You’re taking me to Dragon Alley!” I said, my green eyes getting wide. Marcus just laughed lightly like I had said something extremely funny.
“No, not Dragon Alley, Elisabeth. Di-a-gon Alley,” He said in between laughs.
“You British people and your words,” I said rolling my eyes as I grabbed floo powder, yet again, from on top of the fireplace.
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(from the author`s notes)
Hello readers! I’m so excited about my first
fan fic! if u get into my story do not worry
I will update 2wice a week!plz review!
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Ha ha cliffy! if u want more plz rieview!
love always,
collin395
p.s. im not gay lol
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“what is it you wanted to tell me Draco?” she asked in a puzzled tone.
“Well I know I’ve been very mean to you for the past few years but I want to apologize”. Hermione was baffeled.
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“Hermione you have to accept,you probably wont believe this but I’m in love with you”. Hermione stood there in aw.
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“Draco are you going to be ok?” Hermione asked in a concerned tone.
“Yes I think so” he said in a babyish voice.
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"I'm so sorry that I was mean to you."Its just Draco needed help."
"Thats totally understandable"Harry said.
"Yeah 'Mione we are best friends."Ron said in his british accent.
“Thank you guys for understanding."And with a crack she was gone.
"She looks hotter than she did last year."Harry said calmly.
"Bloddy Hell yeah!"Ronald exclaimed.
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The gang arrived at Hogwarts late at night only to be welcomed by the singing of the sorting hat.
“Its song is beautiful this year.” Hermione stated.
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They ate greatfully and silently until Draco broke it. Uh… Hermione I’ve been wondering, he grabbed a small black box out of his pocket will you be my girlfriend?”
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((A/N: This is just to show you guys how much Harry loves Shay. Not Ginny!))
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Harry put his head in his hands. The tears that had wanted to come out into the open did.
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“I never get what I want,” Harry said reaching for his glasses and just getting a mouth full of tongue.
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“Avada Kedrava,” Harry heard someone in the corner of the room whisper.
“Who’s there?” Harry said after casting the reversal that Shay had found in a book.
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“No, Shay. You can’t leave me, my love,” Harry said tears drenching his face.
“I’m sorry,” her voice drifted on the wind.
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((A/N: I cried writing this, but that's not what's going to happen in the seventh part of the HarryxShay fics. Don't foget ot check out The Chalice of Light the sixth part of the HarryxShay fics. 1-5 are coming soon!))
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a/n: the other story got a bit boring so here goes and if you’re one of the fuckers who flamed Tara’s story u can go 2 hell, cause she helped with this. I don’t give a fuck when HP takes place. This takes place NOW, and it’s MY story, so they can have iPods and NORMAL clothes and shit if I want them 2. So if you’re against goths or a prep or something then do everyone a favor and fuck off.
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Hermione had changed over the summer. Her parents had revealed to her during their summer vacation in America that they were not in fact her parents at all, rather, both her parents were wizards- and she had been adopted by the Grangers- the Grangers, who had spat on her, abused her, neglected her for so long (Note: And yes, this is possible because it is never implied that it’s NOT true.)
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Now as she embarked the train to her sixth year, Maya swished her nearly waist-length, newly dyed raven locks and blinked her emerald- with the use of magic - eyes as she stepped into a seat on the Hogwarts Express. She wore a black leather bustier, a blue plaid mini trimmed with black lace, ripped black fishnets and black lace-up platform boots. On her face was lots and lots of black eyeliner, blood-red lipstick, and matching eyeshadow. Her skin was pale white from the lack of sunlight, and she was slender, but with curves in all the right places. She took out her iPod and put on an Evanescence song at full volume. Some preps stared at her.
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“Fuck!” she screamed. She looked behind her. Virginia (there’s u Tara luvya gurl lolz!) and Cho, whose nickname is Dementia after her middle name, (Filly u rock bitch, MCR rock 666!1) were standing next to her, looking excited. Ginny was wearing a sexy black corset dress with red lacing, pink fishnets and black high heeled boots. She was wearing black lipstick and eyeliner and her hair was dyed blood-red, with black tips. Dementia had new purple streaks in long, silky ebony hair and was wearing a torn black MCR t-shirt, a ripped black and red plaid mini, safety pin earrings and black combat boots with heels.
“Well, that’s nice.” said Dementia.
“Oh, sorry. Sit down, my bitches.” Maya said jokingly.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends.
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Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.
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Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me.
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“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
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“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
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Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
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“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
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Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him.
Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.
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Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
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“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”



Thanks to:
flosspyromaniac for the Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way fic
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