care bear Hagrid (by linwenilid)

something babbling this way comes

In the spirit of upcoming Halloween I`d like to propose a little Babb inspired game - take one (or more) of these badfic quotes and, with either a drabble or a macro, provide a scary twist to them... Being scarier than some of these will be a feat, though.


Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The Marbles.

He planted a permenent sticking charm at the floor under "Belatrix" and she was stuck to the floor, fore ever!!! .

Draco’s two voices (A: N which I have decided on calling his conscious and subconscious) had actually started to get along (A: N can you believe it: O)

A story about the only person that Lard Voldemort ever loved, his niece. We follow Lady Tempest as she goes through a year at Hogworts, and see all the trials she faces.

Even though they were sent to kill me that night, vampires are still very sexual.

A very pretty blonde girl with ocean blue eyes, brick red lips and a very clear complexion except for the freckles going across her nose. She has a d bust and a butt, white teeth and very nice curves, stepped on the train of the Hogwarts Express for her first.......well sixth year of hogwarts, but shes been here before.

Harry gasped loud. The man covered in Goo was SNAPE!!

WARNING: Slash, Independent!Harry, Slave!Harry, Twin!Harry, Grey!Powerful!Harry

Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways.

“The baby will grow again if both parents want it.’ Madame Pomfrey looked at him with pity.
‘But now, he’s growing.’ Severus looked lovingly at his flat stomach. He had a constant morning sickness for the last eighteen years.

He took of his pants and boxers to reveals his “secret weapon”.

and she thinks she might also like ron Weasley a bit more than harry potter and she is very popular and can get any boy she likes of course becaue she is gorjus and has pretty sparkling robes and lots of friends that are now dead.



Happy Halloween!
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Part CCCII - the body of the hand

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She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times.
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Dear Cami,
I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige and I had to go to Greace. Sure that was fun, but Hogwarts is better. The reason for that is I almost lost my necklace! I know it was horrible. I was doing the dishes, the tie broke and would have fell down the drain if my uncel Tom didn't cach it. Ahh, it was probaly the scariest thing in my life. How did you'r summer go? Did you get any letters from a serten someone (Sirius)? Did you fall off you'r broom again or have you never been on it since that? Ohhh, I'm so glad that we are finally friends. First and second year were murder, I'm sorry but if you don't like somone I think you should be a little bit more suddle opposed to tricking them in their sleep.
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Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy. Each of my parents picked out two of my names from there heritage so I woulden't "loose myself" in a big world. My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with. Although I love all of my names Ea is my favriote, I think it's strong and destructive yet light and cheerful.
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lies & lack of erections (bybeardedtroll

Part CCCI - passing through a electoral field

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Hi, my name is Star Mackenzie Ophelia Christine Amethyst Raphaella Tiffany Short.
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I’m not actually British, I live in America, but I wanted to go to Hogwarts because that other French school (A/N: I can’t actually remember the name...) isn’t really any good, and only boys go to Durmstrang! I’m in Slytherin like all the other purebloods but I have friends from other houses as well like Harry and Hermione from Gryffindor Ron’s okay too I guess. I think Draco gets a bit jealous when I hang out with Harry because he doesn’t like him much, but he doesn’t understand how I feel about Harry – I think... (deep breath)... I think I’m in love with him.
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My heart started beating fast when I saw Harry he had grown over the summer and got this sexy new haircut and stuff.
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laughing with roar (by hilohello)

not quite dead yet

I apologize for the lack of updates. Life has been quite hectic lately and led me to neglect Babb, which I`ve been feeling very bad about. Anyway I promise a REAL update till the end of the week! And maybe even a Best Of soon... Thanks for understanding.
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favorite family (by celestialfairi)

Part CCC - her Lab top

Babb has reached three hundred memorable batches!


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“ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said
He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning.
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Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time.
“ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling
“ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said
“ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said
Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night.
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Author notes: Just playing I hope you enjoy, This is going to be narrated so there is kinda all knowing feel I hope.
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now that`s freakin evil! (bysevthebat)

Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors

I`d like to thank the member of weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.


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All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot.
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She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said.
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Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace.
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Part CCXXXVIII - He had an heir of some one who knew

Squicky content in this batch. You were warned. ;)

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“Harry Potter? Hurt?” Molly scoffed laughingly. “He's Shogun Dumbledore's personal champion, the best in the land with the sword and with magic. No harm will have come to him, you can be sure of that. Now you go and get yourself ready, dear – it wouldn't do to show Harry-sama that you'd been crying.”
“Hai.” Hermione walked daintily to her room, careful not to step on the hem of her elaborate pale-blue kimono.
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Cho was very popular with the customers, and used tricks and lies to get them to give her more money. She was also always bragging about how Harry had once spent the evening with her. Hermione knew, though, that Harry had never returned to Cho because she was bossy and mean, and he even suspected she had caused her previous favourite customer, the samurai Cedric, to be sent away to battle where he was killed.
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She surveyed herself in the mirror again to make absolutely sure she looked perfect for Harry. Her hair shimmered like molten brown gold in the moonlight, her deep mahogany eyes gleamed soulfully, and her pale skin and delicate features gave her a mysterious air like a ghost or a yuki-onna. Her clothing covered but hinted tantalizingly at the elegance of her slender body with its well-placed curves.
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the right spot (bybeardedtroll)

Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem

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Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a title, a place that I wasn't willing to give up, just yet.
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Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life…
Five years later and all is good in Harry’s eyes all the old deatheaters are now his followers no one has tried to find Voldamort under Harry rain. Harry is with Pansy but has some fun on the side. Greg (Goyle) was with Hermione (who is still best friends with Ron) but only the Slytherins knew. Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him.
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Everyone did as Harry instated and they all followed him. Mr Malfoy didn’t care that Harry and Draco kissed in front of him or doing anything they wanted to in any room. Harry was the Malfoy’s master and was it love with the boy of the household. He and Draco got on so well because of so many similarities but the got on with his cousin Holly Lasagne more because of likenesses in there child hood.
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deathkillro (by celestialfairi)

Part CCXXXVI - , literally and fugitively

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I am down stairs. It is from Hogwarts. I opened it and it says I am accepted.
“I am accepted!” I yelled.
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We are at the mall. We are walking around. We are in the store Areopastle.
“Look at this tang top” I said.
“It is so cute” Grace said.
“You should get it Bella” Michelle said.
“I will” I said. I bought the tang top. We are now sitting down and eating. Three teenage boys walked up to us and sat down across from us.
“Can we help you?” Michelle said.
“I am Josh” Josh said. He is sitting across from Michelle.
“I am Jess” Jess said. He is sitting across from Grace.
“I am Steve” Steve said. He is sitting across from me.
“I am Grace” Grace said.
“I am Michelle” Michelle said.
“I am Bella” I said.
“That is a pretty name Bella” Steve said.
“Ok” I said.
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I am home. Grace and Michelle went to there houses.
The day past. I am asleep.
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BatSnape (bysevthebat)

Part CCXXXV - with all the gentleness of a stranger

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“Here, let me try again,” Said Edward. “Hello Angela, I am Cedric Diggory.” Edward stuck out his hand; Angela shook it with an amazed smile on her face.
“Oh. My. God. I can’t believe my friggen eyes. You are totally like a hero!”
“You have got to be kidding me! Is anything fake anymore? So you’re saying Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Hogwarts is real?”
“Yeah, and I could have won the triwizard tournament too if it wasn’t for that stupid, Lord Voldemort!”
“Wait! But I was there in the crowd! I saw your dad run towards you and cry over your dead body! Now I know that you were faking but who was that man?”
“He was an actor; Carlisle paid him to be my father.”
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It was from the clinical beating he had received from his father, James, earlier that day.
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His father would have beaten him if he had taken any more, and it was expected of submissives to be small and willowy, and never to be seen being greedy.
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